Take an untraceable close-up of the head of your cock and post it here

http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/f70d8ccd-e483-4b9d-8694-379bed0f10de/uploadedartwork/650X650/8c893b24-ef83-45e7-9194-32be16a2df17.jpg

Those balls look like a butt

is it deliberate?

also head looks like fortune cookie

Seriously, that's your hope? Do you have any others?

― puff pastry hangman (admrl), Monday, 3 January 2011 17:05 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

None that involve bell-ends or roosters.

this thread might just be a goldmine

oh ok

I mean I hope my cock gets bigger but I assume you want unique hopes so

errr

http://i52.tinypic.com/fdvnux.jpg

lol tinypic.com

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MbhwCfZyNE4/Sgh7M23fVkI/AAAAAAAAAsM/YmGzj1CiOgw/s320/rooster.jpg

http://www.freepress.org/images/2big.jpg

i actually took one but then i was like, wait, that's so close it looks like my dick is a mud hut.

(it's dark in the room)

Take an untraceable close-up of your mud hut and post it here

my mud hut is available on the internet

In England we have the biggest cocks of all...
http://turbo.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2010/04/Noel-Liam-Gallagher.jpg

Wow did I really actually do this?

I actually also tried to reg an anonymous acct ppl could use but I never got a confirmation email and at this point maybe it's better that way.

this thread is sexist

Not true; female ILXor's are more than welcome to take an untraceable close-up of the heads of their cocks and post them here

idk how many pre-op m2fs we have on ilx

jeez ti4r why are you in such a rush 2 sort everything into these neat little "categories"/why cant u just *think outside the box* here

quiet u im tryna get the focus right

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3179615/2/istockphoto_3179615-piggy-bank.jpg

disappointed at how chicken everybody else on ILX is. now excuse me while I hide my junk

You should probably have got yr reg email about now, stevie d. (note to self: do not look at this thread again)

LOL now it gets interesting.

Stevie D you enrich this world /

iirc I mailed you a half-formed drawing of a cock

YES you did and I didn't see the other side of that flyer til like 3 days after the fact and LOL'd so hard coz you also drew a "?" I think

xxp I think I typed in the wrong gmail address, let me try again.

http://www.wonderful-photos.net/wp-content/uploads/circumcised-penis.jpg

just doin the lord's work, guys

lol hotlinking img

u all got lucky

I will regret sharing this but
to combine the themes of these two threads, one time I looked in the toilet when I was done and the poop was shaped exactly like a comedy large-size cartoon penis and balls. Ok. I had to use all of my superego's strength not to photograph it, much less upload the photo somewhere. I felt like a grown-up that day.

I probably would have taken the pic. :/

Abbott you have let us all down

50 new answers + no pics of cock yet = watching 45 minutes of previews before a movie

Abbott you have let us all down

Adulthood rescinded due to telling us about it.

okay everyone here is an acct you can use if u wanna b *anonymous*

l: ilxpee✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧
p: ilxpeen4u

that is ilxpeen4u at gmail dot com

I will regret sharing this but
to combine the themes of these two threads, one time I looked in the toilet when I was done and the poop was shaped exactly like a comedy large-size cartoon penis and balls. Ok. I had to use all of my superego's strength not to photograph it, much less upload the photo somewhere. I felt like a grown-up that day.

― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, January 4, 2011 9:22 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark

...you may not have, but someone else did

excellent shits that i have taken

How about ILXOR partners? Can I post a picture of my husband's cock?

(And, yes, he's 100% on board with the idea.)

Sure.

(It'll be a while--he's up north for a week.)

(And I just realized how filthy that sounded, but I don't care.)

http://i56.tinypic.com/33nc9w6.jpg

poll??

This may actually be the most SFW thread on ILTMI

Roosters, piggy banks, and plumbing diagrams. BTW, on the latter, "packing nuts" are a PITA - they always leak when you shut off the main water supply to a building for the first time in years. I haves lots of experience with packing nuts.

whatever you can find my cock if you look hard enough http://www.boundinpublic.com/site/shoot/13121-Innocent-man-is-taken-into-a-porn-shop-and-turned-into-a-sex-slave.html

http://f.elu24.ee/f/2010/11/30/475585t11h6540.jpg

(Found on some Estonian gay news page I came across while crowdsourcing.)

What was ZS's picture that is now failing to load?

According to the link the image is titled "horse_penis.jpg", I guess you can work it from that...

http://pearlypenilepapules.com/images/bumps-on-penis.jpg

got a new zoom lenz

holy

z s wins the entire internet

your cock crashed my phone, just fyi

new board description

if you wait 20 seconds, one of the veins slightly shivers and then recedes as the morning dew glistens off of a stray pube

stare into the center and let your eyes relax

also helps to view on an HD monitor

http://www.interestingfacts.org/facts-images/chicken.jpg

Damn, so many lols, mostly from ZS. I keep re-reading the "sorry in advance" posts and they never get old. Also, that's not your cock, gr8080. people, that's not gr8080's cock!

On a more serious note, why is my IP address included where I'm quoted in the September 4 revive? It's like a social security number, I know it should be protected, but I don't really know how it would be used malevolently. I guess I should request it be deleted?

Also, I really like balls in a sexual context, but outside of that, they are really fucking awful. Organs like that belong inside the abdomen. Blech.

I deleted the message, Jesse. Looks like some other mod accidentally included your IP address in the quote.

http://chimg.onionstatic.com/7907/original/640.jpg

there was a reason i started this thread and now i forget

kinda bummed no one did this

is that ZS's actual ballsack upthread? he came so close to completing the challenge!

I mean all he really had to do was move the camera up, like,

half an inch

The rest (NSFW)

http://imgur.com/JvLKfW8.jpg

'visually similar images' for the the head of dylannn's cock are much grosser than 'visually similar images' for the head of gr8080's cock

http://static4.depositphotos.com/1000350/318/i/110/depositphotos_3183415-Close-up-image-of-a-salami.jpg

This thread reminds me of the time I was making pico de gallo, and my spanish speaking dad asked me if I knew what "pico de gallo" means. He then went on to say, very straightforwardly, something like "the tip of the cock." It took me saying "what?????", and some very awkward moments, before I figured out he was talking about the crest of a rooster.

Ok what the hell: http://tinypic.com/r/syqpao/9

Weiner

Man the good ol days

https://i.imgur.com/x8rlXco.jpg

Respect to EDB for choosing the image hosting service tinypic.com

lol

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=imgres&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwii6_D_pb7eAhUFMqwKHb34C9MQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nature.com%2Farticles%2F3901291&psig=AOvVaw20mM363DlLhtwOArhgYJ7E&ust=1541543182703716

Will this URL be resolved? Find out now.

Thought this must be a new dentyne ice thread and was surprised to see it was a classic

i'm lyin alone
with my head on the phone

https://www.wired.com/wp-content/uploads/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/braindamageaylmer00.jpg