I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

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say whaaaaaat

ullr saves (gbx), Friday, 31 December 2010 19:57 (eleven years ago) link

ya rite. i'm asking a friend for advice about it.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Friday, 31 December 2010 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

the weather here is terrible right now

ullr saves (gbx), Friday, 31 December 2010 20:12 (eleven years ago) link

gbx fess up

plax (ico), Sunday, 2 January 2011 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

okay, i'm shitting on a dude tomorrow. for money.

apparently he has quite the modern art collection.

o_0

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:34 (eleven years ago) link

what are you going to eat tonite!!!

gr8080, Monday, 3 January 2011 06:35 (eleven years ago) link

paint

Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:37 (eleven years ago) link

How does one poo on command? Will you not poo all day and then he will make you espresso from a fancy espresso machine and then 15 minutes later you will get down to business?

would like a calmer set (Eazy), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:39 (eleven years ago) link

'business'

Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:42 (eleven years ago) link

'Always Be Pooing'

would like a calmer set (Eazy), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:42 (eleven years ago) link

in his email and on the phone, he told me to make sure i saved my morning dump for him.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:43 (eleven years ago) link

he used those words exactly. "morning dump." this guy is notorious, he has a special chair for the whole thing even. he never calls after the first time. and he's old and rich.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:44 (eleven years ago) link

'save the last dump for me'

Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:44 (eleven years ago) link

I can bugger off out of this thread if you like.

Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:44 (eleven years ago) link

A photo from this session would qualify for two threads at once.

would like a calmer set (Eazy), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:47 (eleven years ago) link

in the email he sent, the end of it didn't have a greeting. it just read:

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!"

NO JOEK.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:01 (eleven years ago) link

How much money?

our man flint flo$$y (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:03 (eleven years ago) link

Can I ask you a dumb question Table? Are you scared? Like his enthusiasm, does it wig you out? Or is it more like a weird adventure?

Just curious.

VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 3 January 2011 07:04 (eleven years ago) link

curious about his art collection, myself

Auld Future Wolf Lang Syne Them All (donna rouge), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:06 (eleven years ago) link

$200.

and no, vegegirl, whatever. weird fetishes are where i'm a viking.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:07 (eleven years ago) link

'oh i mean, what a freakshow, i mean, that comes with the territory when you...uh...shit on people for a living'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAK108u2xAs

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:09 (eleven years ago) link

^^ curious about his art collection, myself

would like a calmer set (Eazy), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:10 (eleven years ago) link

lol lol

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:11 (eleven years ago) link

Chris Ofili on the wall

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:11 (eleven years ago) link

and on his chest haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

rag photographique (ytth), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:15 (eleven years ago) link

a hot carl on a cold day

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:16 (eleven years ago) link

DO NOT LICK THE ART

Auld Future Wolf Lang Syne Them All (donna rouge), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:17 (eleven years ago) link

tabes maybe you could hit two birds w/ one stone and show him a copy of that abstract mystery painting I posted to ILE and see if he knows it.

cathy opie & anthony (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 3 January 2011 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

OK, if table isn't back by 6 p.m., we're busting down some art-collecting scat-loving doors.

would like a calmer set (Eazy), Monday, 3 January 2011 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

What's the most usual rate for fetish work? $200 a session seems a bit low to me.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:02 (eleven years ago) link

i was gonna say, i think yr getting shafted (ahem) here. i'd've held out for $300 at least, esp. if this dude does this all the time and has an art collection

thomas l. sassy (donna rouge), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:05 (eleven years ago) link

I hope the guy at least paid for his plane ticket and gave him a tip at the end.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:14 (eleven years ago) link

saw this thread was updated and then got so let down that it was by ppl who arent tables

gr8080, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:30 (eleven years ago) link

lets talk about how much money it would take to get you to shit on a guy

darwin deej (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:32 (eleven years ago) link

i would do it for a handful of nickels and a taco

darwin deej (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:32 (eleven years ago) link

Is the guy Harry Chapin: y/n

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:35 (eleven years ago) link

in all honestly, i probably would not, could not shit on a guy for $200

darwin deej (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:36 (eleven years ago) link

$200 seems hella cheap imo, but i don't really know what the market, uh, supports

ullr saves (gbx), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:37 (eleven years ago) link

poll

Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:38 (eleven years ago) link

like is there a line out the door of dudes willing to crap on other dudes, just waiting to undercut someone holding out for $250

ullr saves (gbx), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:38 (eleven years ago) link

I want to know how it's itemised on the receipt.

Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:40 (eleven years ago) link

he gave me a blowjob, the most excellent rimjob i've ever received, and then i shat in his mouth. $260, and that's pretty standard— it's not like i'm eating shit, cuz that's fucking disgusting.

his art collection was mostly gay erotica from the 70s and 80s, but he had two original Mapplethorpe prints (one of them went at auction for $70k recently) as well as some Peter Hujar and really lovely bronze statues.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:41 (eleven years ago) link

also the guy lives like 15 minutes away.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:41 (eleven years ago) link

what did you eat beforehand?

dayo, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:42 (eleven years ago) link

also the guy lives like 15 minutes away.

within shitting distance

darwin deej (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:43 (eleven years ago) link

i think it would be the easiest and most natural thing in the world showing up, having a drink, looking at some badass modern art, then having him show you his "speacial chair" and kind of laughing together at it then also maybe complimenting him on it, then getting down to business and taking clothes off and having him lay down and then getting to squeeze one out-- i think that would be pretty easy no problem.

but the thought of what the fuck i'd do next when i'm pantsless in some dude's house and he's lying on the ground with my shit on him gives me a panic attack so no i dont think i could shit on a guy for $200.

oh xposts

gr8080, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:43 (eleven years ago) link

i mean, after i shat on him, he was like, 'okay, shower time for you.' took a quick shower, came out and my money was on the table, and then we talked about his art for 20 minutes.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:48 (eleven years ago) link

did he have a cool shower

gr8080, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:49 (eleven years ago) link

i love showering at other people's places or hotel rooms with cool showers

gr8080, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:50 (eleven years ago) link


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