no boys allowed in the room!!!!

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Another tip: DD is the largest standardized size. Anything larger than that is a crapshoot.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 30 December 2010 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link

And on the teen moms note: Anyone else notice that 18-19 year old women are starting to be included in the "too young to have babies or sex" age list?

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 30 December 2010 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link

dryer sheets and other products for the home lol

― harbl, Saturday, June 20, 2009 9:42 PM (1 year ago)

i still love this post just so much

ilx get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link

it makes me lol every time i run across it

ilx get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link

"the home lol" -- is it warm like a hearth?

sarahel, Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:16 (thirteen years ago) link

i went to ikea and got some home products, like candles and clips to put on bags that are open. also i got some pillows. i feel like i am finally becoming a lady

positive reflection is the key (harbl), Thursday, 30 December 2010 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link

bc i spilled some coffee on my carpet and used baking soda to clean it up but now it smells kinda vinegary in here, which doesn't make sense but it stinks

positive reflection is the key (harbl), Thursday, 30 December 2010 21:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Coffee is an acid and baking soda is a base, so you may be smelling the product of a chemical reaction. Did you see any bubbling or feel any heat after you applied the baking soda?

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 31 December 2010 15:50 (thirteen years ago) link

if u dont want to click, that is an xmas vid of james franco's grandma telling people that if they dont see 127 they are pussies

nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Monday, 3 January 2011 03:40 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

a girl in my totally snoozeworthy econ class that i have never spoken to (no one in the class speaks tbh) but have exchanged loling looks w/ when the teacher says something ridiculous - she just started her period i guess while we were on a 10 min break and came into the classroom and asked me if i had a tampon - i was the first person she asked and that made me feel really good=

i really need some girl friends yall, lol

☠ (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 00:57 (thirteen years ago) link

awwww

ENBB, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 01:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Speaking of which, do people really ask you to pay them when you ask them for a tampon or a pad, or is that just a joke? It seems like such an absurd thing to do.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 02:24 (thirteen years ago) link

My last girl BFF was when I was 9, and the last girl friend I had was 15 years ago when I was working at Wal-Mart.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link

And yes, it does get lonely sometimes.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Hahah Roxy I can totally understand why you wd be all awww <3 at that!

o people really ask you to pay them when you ask them for a tampon or a pad, or is that just a joke?

Wow cant say Ive ever had this happen!

gnarly gnarlingtons in my life (Trayce), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 02:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Some people probably seriously do, but those people are assholes. IMO.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 02:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Thats like asking someone to pay for a cigarette. Karma, man.

gnarly gnarlingtons in my life (Trayce), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 02:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Who the fuck asks for money for menstrual products besides the manufacturers of these
http://image.ec21.com/image/faradayozone/oimg_GC04637338_CA04638157/Sanitary_Napkin_Vending_Machine.jpg

Buff Orpington (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 02:49 (thirteen years ago) link

they should be distributed gratis to all womankind.

kate78, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link

I like roxy's story – I would be touched too! Women are awesome.

Buff Orpington (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 02:51 (thirteen years ago) link

You mean the ones that steal your quarter 75% of the time, unless you're lucky enough to find one that's been forced/left open?

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 02:52 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm lucky if I can ever find a ladies room that even HAS sanitary prod vendo machines.

gnarly gnarlingtons in my life (Trayce), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 02:53 (thirteen years ago) link

COndoms? Sure. Tampons? Now why the heck would we want those.

gnarly gnarlingtons in my life (Trayce), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 02:53 (thirteen years ago) link

And it would be nice if they would keep them stocked all month long, too. I mean, you'd think they would have realized that not all women have their periods the last week of the month.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 02:56 (thirteen years ago) link

xp "For Prevention of Ruined Panties Only?"

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Thats like asking someone to pay for a cigarette. Karma, man.

― gnarly gnarlingtons in my life (Trayce), Tuesday, March 8, 2011 6:44 PM (23 minutes ago)

i totally charge people money for cigarettes, not my friends, but other people.

sarahel, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 03:09 (thirteen years ago) link

There used to be single cigarette vending machines, BTW, at least one of which delivered them to you already lit.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 03:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Was the dispenser head-height, too? So you just stand in front of it and it pops a fag into your mouth? And then you turn to an imaginary camera, do a sly wink, and amble away?

emil.y, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 03:13 (thirteen years ago) link

I can't remember what it looked like, but I don't remember it looking like it would be as fun to use as the one you just made up. :-)

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 03:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Ah man, I was all carried away with my cigarette-dispensing fantasy, and then I started thinking about what it would be like if a tampon vendor did the same thing.

Sadface.

emil.y, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 03:19 (thirteen years ago) link

lol I pretended to smoke a tampon for some theater project at age 14.

Buff Orpington (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 03:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Did you light the string?

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 03:21 (thirteen years ago) link

A woman is waiting for a bus with a tampon in her mouth. Another woman approaches and says, "Excuse me, but did you know you have a tampon in your mouth?" The woman says, "Oh shit! What did I do with my cigarette?"

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 03:25 (thirteen years ago) link

hahaha

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 03:29 (thirteen years ago) link

omg JENNY

just1n3, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 03:34 (thirteen years ago) link

hahaaa i love jokes like that

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 04:07 (thirteen years ago) link

One of the best things about my old job was that the tampon dispensers were always stocked and just open so you could take however many you wanted. We used to load up on them big time. I don't think I actually bought any the entire time I worked there.

ENBB, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 14:05 (thirteen years ago) link

young guns vs. the outsiders - in terms of cuetness

sarahel, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 18:59 (thirteen years ago) link

http://img183.imageshack.us/i/811

sarahel, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link

The Outsiders, obviously, every day of the week and twice on Sundays.

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 19:10 (thirteen years ago) link

which was/were your faves, Laurel?

sarahel, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link

i was gonna say outsiders but then i saw this and my heart skipped a beat

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7D3VrzRaG8Y/TDPv3QTU9JI/AAAAAAAABPM/jV5eje_9aaE/s1600/YoungGuns08.jpg

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.roguejoker.com/movies/TheOutsiders/images/matt-dillon2.jpg

dies

ENBB, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link

the only boy that was not cute in the Outsiders was Tom Cruise, which is totally telling

sarahel, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link

I've never made it all the way through the movie. I watched up to where there's a stabbing by some fountain and then my presentiments of impending doom were just too much, couldn't take the pressure, had to turn it off and send back the DVD.

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 19:14 (thirteen years ago) link

ok
you win

outsiders are comically adorable

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 19:14 (thirteen years ago) link

i think i like donald sutherland more though
love that guy's EYEBROWS
i guess if we're being honest i would vote la bamba

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Laurel - so you missed all of Patrick Swayze's shirtless scenes

sarahel, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link


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