Thread for that vile revenant of the north LEEDS 'DIRTY LEEDS' UNITED

u don't rly get it in mnstrm american sport

altho, lumpen white ppl fey reclusive shit is rly quite popular in mexico

http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/plasticknife.jpg

brando's later works sells off the shelves there

afaict the aggro's the whole appeal to all foreigners who remember days before man city were the best thing ever. World Cup presentation shouldve just looped the outtakes from crowd scenes in the motd title sequence imo

juggalemorrissey

just some guy bashing on a dustbin lid and shouting 'Oi! 'oi!'

― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:41 (7 minutes ago)

lol at this btw

the oi's have an increasing sense of timidity and self-awareness, eventually self-questioning

nicked by vampire weekend innit

anyway, we have our custom-built anthem here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8hx0Fe2ACM

that's settled then

i guess the only remaining qn is how to include danny dyer, and if so how camp he is allowed to be

ray wilkins role

who does keysy role

incongruous david frost cameo

idk i feel these ppl really h8 danny dyer for being a tourist and kinda meta

maybe he could be like a roving reporter who gets doused in shit and homemade napalm every week

reckon he'd actually be less cringeworthy than clemmit maybe?

idk do u reckon it would be worth having an ilfchatz thing for during matches

saves having to clutter naming rights thread w/ drivel

fuck the naming rights thread.

we have defeated those holding the power in that thread

our board has grown strong

and it hungers

yellow card's only a matter of time here

well ok not rly, but i mean take away chat during games and what's left to clutter?

wild speculation about arsenal title-chances on a thursday afternoon

yeah i love that stuff

wd be down for ilfchatz tho - shame I'm heading out later tonight coz this wd be an ideal opporch to testrun

might be able to do the first half

done, see u there

gotta do some shit before islington vs m62 sportswear bros

yeah that mightn't be a bad plan

tho i spend enough time during football matches texting from my phone as it is tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvyJKWF5Q74

6.40

7.45

what a codder

7.45 tbrr XPOST haha!

'but you wouldn't be doing it out of lack of respect for your opponent bill'

'oh no john you would not'

'not at all bill'

gotta do some shit before islington vs m62 sportswear bros

surely surely surely surely u mean brentford vs m62 sportswear bros

i'll leave that game to the volkisch cru

u know that's gonna be the best game, arsenal will cruise and liverpool will

oh wait we cd watch liverpool vs nv's continued resistance to the noose

or how's about this radical option - there's a top of the table clash in L1 -

right im in
but damned if my first chatz line is gonna be about football.

does anyone ever, eh, say anything? it's a bit nervy, this

oh right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBdBodwjeRQ

LOLOL check wilko 1 min in.

hahaaaa

was gonna say, dude's not awake is he

so rare to hear a yorkshire accent in football these days

Venables offers Gunners olive branch

Leeds' manager calls for an end to hostilities

* David Alexander
* The Guardian, Saturday 28 September 2002 01.47 BST
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Terry Venables will experience his first fixture against Arsenal as Leeds United manager today at Elland Road and it is as well he is not prone to squeamishness. These games tend to be x-rated affairs, but Venables wants to set history aside and, much like the Ryder Cup, begin a new era of sportsmanship between the sides.

"What has happened before has got nothing to do with me and I'd like people to look forward and not have an agenda," he said yesterday. "Let's draw a line under it. Things can happen sometimes, I know, and there is a background to this fixture, but hopefully that will all stop."

Experience suggests it is a forlorn hope. Thirteen months ago, in the second game of the 2001-2002 season, Danny Mills and Lee Bowyer were sent off at Highbury. In May 2001 Martin Keown incurred a one-match ban after elbowing Mark Viduka.

The previous November the then Leeds manager David O'Leary had a scuffle in the tunnel with Robert Pires and, in addition, Patrick Vieira was charged with misconduct - and later cleared - after a scrap with Olivier Dacourt.

Six players have been hauled before the Football Association after the past four games between the sides, and the past seven meetings have generated 51 bookings and four red cards.

Leeds and Arsenal matches have often crossed the fine line between competitiveness and bitter conflict. Venables, who at his former club Tottenham was involved in some rousing north London derbies against the Gunners, is hoping the latest encounter can avoid the kind of controversy that has dogged this fixture.

"We are working hard to concentrate on improving, and the way forward is not to get involved in these sorts of games and vendettas of the past. It is just a matter of speaking to the players about it and asking them to use some common sense.

"It is all about finding the balance of caring enough without stepping over the line. It is down to the players themselves in the end and they need to show strong characters."

That Wilko clip is astonishing. You wanna put a banging donk on it.

the sheer mindnumbing dullness beyond human comprehension of his full statement there kinda is like an astral donk or summat tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nzbsdFGl04

how did i ever miss the opportunity to repost the funniest vid on youtube btw?

they are still vile

at least it is this way

urgently want nakh's feelings on bielsa's leeds

People in glass houses and all that......pic.twitter.com/I3qKdRSDro

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lol Bamford is so soft as shit

was reading a post last night by someone who used to play dominoes with Peter Lorimer during 2 am lock ins and once won fifty quid off him.