Noisy Neighbours

That first pic gave me an eeeevil idea ↓↓↓↓↓

what is diesel 79 bro drinking in first pic?

do u think social services know about the poor kid?

i'd rather not wish a housefire on my semi-detached neighours tbph

lol @ suzy and myself in freakish DN hivemind shocka

shurely jaggermeister's been done? if not then boo us.

irish social services aren't about to do much about that kid, believe me. he's not getting thrown off any walls, so he's not on any danger lists

sort of wondering if they will respond to the titles & numbers on their sportswear

gonna have 2 request u change urs tho suze coz 04:50 pwns 04:51

suzy stole my tldr swinton dn iirc

that kinda recidivism deserves an asbo

nnnnngh

also she has let her english bull terrier shit on jon /via/ chi's steps and glassed him with a buckie bottle

^^^That was fun.

No wai jagz, you can't funpun your own name so self-ref yellowcard.

(It was either that or leighton meister...)

you can't funpun your own name

w/in 5 minutes I will have found archival evidence of you transgressing this btw

Ya think?

― keyser (suzy), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 13:44 (11 months ago)

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u guys are trespassing on the noisy neighbours thread, legally i can shoot yer asses

anyway that's all i got, fin for that sumbitch hope he dies roaring soon

keyser suzy was a thing of genius and not quite w/in parameters methinks...

jaaaaaaynyus bruv, fackin jaaaaaaynyus

that's an i dunno even what accent

w/e

suzyhetto fabulous

STOP IT

nice dn if any of ilm's americans knew wtf russian formalism was xp

maybe a few of those ppl w/ blogs, those fuckin bloggahs rmde h8 them

these cunts are still here, still shaking my walls, still alive

thought u had rid of them, how come they're not evicted

they were turfed out, the landlord spent coupla thousand repairing damage, someone's mum had a word with landlord's wife, hey fuckin presto.

No noise past 11pm, tbf, but several hours per day of beats that necessitate raised voices for conversation in our living room is really startin to take a toll.

burn yourself a nice Merzbow/Whitehouse/Diamanda Galas comp, place your speakers next to the shared wall, let it rip and fuck off out for a couple of hours.

speakers? You overestimate my equipment budget.

Also, a war of attrition here is weighted heavily towards the subhumans that already evince tolerance for 200+dB barrage for prolonged periods.

I rly think that there will have to be cunting done, but it's the brother that's the family expert in that

people who tolerate their own shit at high volume are often quite put out at stuff they don't dig tho. but cunting might well be a good solution.

if you burn their place down is it likely to spread to yours?

is the rental market so bad that landlords will accept a load of delinquent retards as tenants?

eh, yeah. And um it's not something i particularly want to risk happening again this decade tbf.

Mind you if the insurance would pay out, it's not like mayo semi-d's are an asset worth having...

xp

Loooooooooooooooool
Lol

Lol omg yes

if yr feeling molotovy, best to request a googleproofing first

ok just gonna try to get into the thick of it boxset and 'enjoy my night'

it's a great show

cant help feelin that shameless would be more apt

Dunno whether to think this is O_o or sort of reasonable.
http://www.vancouversun.com/travel/Blood+curdling+macaws+ruin+Tarantino/4429818/story.html
My parent's house has 2 budgies who are squawking all day, but eventually you get used to them and come to especially appreciate them in the morning where they like to sing little songs as the sun rises.

D, surely if the rental market is so bad someone is willing to put up with these goons, then you shouldn't have too much trouble finding a new place? are there circumstances which totally prevent you from moving?

oh boy, where to start

it's the family home, give or take some extremely unorthodox financial arrangements

so neighbours who make a noise complaint about a tiny portable stereo 20ft into the garden i was really looking forward to barbeques and having friends over this summer :(

It was a textbook example of that middle ground between RnB and Gangsta Rap, and boy, was it horrible.

original poster deserved everything he got except a punch in the face

why's that

Lol. Nice description.. My old neighbour only had one CD, a Johnny Cash one. She played it loud whenever she had a row with her boyf and then constantly for days when they split. But, y'know.. it's a bit of give and take..

My current right-side neighb (we live in little standalone row house cottages but theyre barely 5 feet apart) sometimes kvetches at me that he cna hear thumping bass, which I maintain baffles me as I dont often listen to any music and when I do, I dont know how the sound'd carry from the other side of the house thru brick walls. Anyway I did what I could to mitigate it - turned down the bass EQ, hoiked the speakers up onto books.

Then he has some kind of family over with 2 or 3 little kids, who proceeded to spend quite a few days continually running up and down their wooden floored hallway. Thudthudthudthudthud, from 7 in the morning, like they were running a marathon.

I resisted the temptation to go over and bitch him out but only barely.

just had a big doorstop row with an elderly east end battle axe from the adjacent flat. last night for about an hour or so there was a baby absolutely roaring in the room adjacent to my bedroom, i mean full on howling, obv teething or something. plus talking noises etc. after about 45 mins i banged the wall a bit, because imo take the baby to a room that doesn't border other people's. i can totally understand a crying baby can't be switched off or whatever. anyway the woman was angry this morning and said i should call the police or the council if i have a problem, my view is that a few bangs of the wall seems a far smaller and more frequently occurring step for this than calling the police or the council. she also was banging on a bit in that "he's a great kid how dare you way" and i had to be all "yes never heard a wink out of him before, he'll be pm one day." she was fairly aggressive but i kept it as calm as possible, attempted to end on resolution/handshake etc.

what do you all think? i feel a little bit bad but then i also feel if a child is screaming that badly it's not as though it's not in someone's arms anyway. we reached an impasse of "next time you should call the police, don't bang on the wall" vs my "if you brought the child to centre room in the house in the rare event it's crying that loudly, no neighbours would hear it."

i need to learn morse code.

btw obv with the night that was in it in london last night it's nice that people can be kept awake by a teething baby