Noisy Neighbours

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2 minutes later they were all dead xp

jägerban (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 04:50 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean that curtain's deffo flammable

jägerban (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 04:50 (thirteen years ago) link

last one's a bit sad. his partner always seemed nice enough, luckily enough she left him in october and doesn't seem to be coming back

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/818963/nextdoor4.jpg

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 04:51 (thirteen years ago) link

That first pic gave me an eeeevil idea ↓↓↓↓↓

jagger meister (suzy), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 04:51 (thirteen years ago) link

what is diesel 79 bro drinking in first pic?

do u think social services know about the poor kid?

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 04:52 (thirteen years ago) link

i'd rather not wish a housefire on my semi-detached neighours tbph

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 04:52 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ suzy and myself in freakish DN hivemind shocka

jägerban (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 04:53 (thirteen years ago) link

shurely jaggermeister's been done? if not then boo us.

irish social services aren't about to do much about that kid, believe me. he's not getting thrown off any walls, so he's not on any danger lists

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 04:53 (thirteen years ago) link

sort of wondering if they will respond to the titles & numbers on their sportswear

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 04:53 (thirteen years ago) link

gonna have 2 request u change urs tho suze coz 04:50 pwns 04:51

jägerban (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 04:54 (thirteen years ago) link

suzy stole my tldr swinton dn iirc

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 04:54 (thirteen years ago) link

that kinda recidivism deserves an asbo

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 04:54 (thirteen years ago) link

nnnnngh

jägerban (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 04:54 (thirteen years ago) link

also she has let her english bull terrier shit on jon /via/ chi's steps and glassed him with a buckie bottle

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 04:56 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^That was fun.

No wai jagz, you can't funpun your own name so self-ref yellowcard.

(It was either that or leighton meister...)

jagger meister (suzy), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 04:58 (thirteen years ago) link

you can't funpun your own name

w/in 5 minutes I will have found archival evidence of you transgressing this btw

jägerban (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 04:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Ya think?

jagger meister (suzy), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 05:01 (thirteen years ago) link

― keyser (suzy), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 13:44 (11 months ago)

jägerban (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 05:01 (thirteen years ago) link

.

jägerban (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 05:02 (thirteen years ago) link

u guys are trespassing on the noisy neighbours thread, legally i can shoot yer asses

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 05:02 (thirteen years ago) link

anyway that's all i got, fin for that sumbitch hope he dies roaring soon

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 05:02 (thirteen years ago) link

keyser suzy was a thing of genius and not quite w/in parameters methinks...

jagger meister (suzy), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 05:05 (thirteen years ago) link

jaaaaaaynyus bruv, fackin jaaaaaaynyus

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 05:06 (thirteen years ago) link

that's an i dunno even what accent

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 05:07 (thirteen years ago) link

w/e

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 05:08 (thirteen years ago) link

suzyhetto fabulous

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 05:08 (thirteen years ago) link

STOP IT

board now (suzy), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 05:09 (thirteen years ago) link

nice dn if any of ilm's americans knew wtf russian formalism was xp

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 05:10 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe a few of those ppl w/ blogs, those fuckin bloggahs rmde h8 them

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 05:10 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

these cunts are still here, still shaking my walls, still alive

the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Saturday, 12 March 2011 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link

thought u had rid of them, how come they're not evicted

Considered by experts as the youngest philosopher in the world (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 March 2011 21:04 (thirteen years ago) link

they were turfed out, the landlord spent coupla thousand repairing damage, someone's mum had a word with landlord's wife, hey fuckin presto.

No noise past 11pm, tbf, but several hours per day of beats that necessitate raised voices for conversation in our living room is really startin to take a toll.

the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Saturday, 12 March 2011 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link

burn yourself a nice Merzbow/Whitehouse/Diamanda Galas comp, place your speakers next to the shared wall, let it rip and fuck off out for a couple of hours.

The north-east's Number 2 children's party magician (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 March 2011 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link

speakers? You overestimate my equipment budget.

Also, a war of attrition here is weighted heavily towards the subhumans that already evince tolerance for 200+dB barrage for prolonged periods.

I rly think that there will have to be cunting done, but it's the brother that's the family expert in that

the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Saturday, 12 March 2011 21:13 (thirteen years ago) link

people who tolerate their own shit at high volume are often quite put out at stuff they don't dig tho. but cunting might well be a good solution.

if you burn their place down is it likely to spread to yours?

The north-east's Number 2 children's party magician (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 March 2011 21:16 (thirteen years ago) link

is the rental market so bad that landlords will accept a load of delinquent retards as tenants?

Considered by experts as the youngest philosopher in the world (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 March 2011 21:17 (thirteen years ago) link

eh, yeah. And um it's not something i particularly want to risk happening again this decade tbf.

Mind you if the insurance would pay out, it's not like mayo semi-d's are an asset worth having...

the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Saturday, 12 March 2011 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link

xp

Loooooooooooooooool
Lol

Lol omg yes

the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Saturday, 12 March 2011 21:20 (thirteen years ago) link

if yr feeling molotovy, best to request a googleproofing first

Considered by experts as the youngest philosopher in the world (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 March 2011 21:21 (thirteen years ago) link

ok just gonna try to get into the thick of it boxset and 'enjoy my night'

the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Saturday, 12 March 2011 21:21 (thirteen years ago) link

it's a great show

Considered by experts as the youngest philosopher in the world (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 March 2011 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link

cant help feelin that shameless would be more apt

the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Saturday, 12 March 2011 21:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Dunno whether to think this is O_o or sort of reasonable.
http://www.vancouversun.com/travel/Blood+curdling+macaws+ruin+Tarantino/4429818/story.html
My parent's house has 2 budgies who are squawking all day, but eventually you get used to them and come to especially appreciate them in the morning where they like to sing little songs as the sun rises.

yeah (kelpolaris), Saturday, 12 March 2011 21:58 (thirteen years ago) link

D, surely if the rental market is so bad someone is willing to put up with these goons, then you shouldn't have too much trouble finding a new place? are there circumstances which totally prevent you from moving?

just1n3, Sunday, 13 March 2011 00:37 (thirteen years ago) link

oh boy, where to start

the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 March 2011 00:44 (thirteen years ago) link

it's the family home, give or take some extremely unorthodox financial arrangements

the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 March 2011 00:44 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

so neighbours who make a noise complaint about a tiny portable stereo 20ft into the garden i was really looking forward to barbeques and having friends over this summer :(

Crackle Box, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 22:40 (twelve years ago) link

It was a textbook example of that middle ground between RnB and Gangsta Rap, and boy, was it horrible.

original poster deserved everything he got except a punch in the face

lex pretend, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 23:08 (twelve years ago) link

why's that

the wages of sin is about tree fiddy (WmC), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 23:15 (twelve years ago) link

Lol. Nice description.. My old neighbour only had one CD, a Johnny Cash one. She played it loud whenever she had a row with her boyf and then constantly for days when they split. But, y'know.. it's a bit of give and take..

mmmm, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 23:16 (twelve years ago) link


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