How Do We Feel About Matt Damon?

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the 'supporting actor' cliché has as an element of truth in that he has the sort of generic appearance that police sketch artists must dread

he is like an avatar of civilized american values, even more colourless than clooney

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Damon is recessive and furtive; that's partly what makes him ideal casting in the Bourne movies (and why it's easy to imagine him turning into a zombie by the time The Bourne Inferno is released in 2017).

― Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, December 28, 2010 9:28 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

those qualities combined with his larger than life charm means he plays GREAT sociopaths imo

ೋ*¨*ೋALWAYz A F4RT3R ♥ 24/7/365ೋ*¨*ೋ (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:33 (thirteen years ago) link

otm

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:33 (thirteen years ago) link

idk about larger than life

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:34 (thirteen years ago) link

do matt damon and ben affleck still hang out?

iatee, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Thread inspired, btw, by how terrific he is in True Grit; he's become canny about choosing parts which exploit his aging-frat-guy looks.

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:34 (thirteen years ago) link

damon is lifesize charm tbrr

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:34 (thirteen years ago) link

he said he took the true grit part w/o knowing even what the project was, just 2 work w/ coens

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:36 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah he's wonderful in TG, tho in retrospect I think he was doing his McConaughey impression the whole time

ೋ*¨*ೋALWAYz A F4RT3R ♥ 24/7/365ೋ*¨*ೋ (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:36 (thirteen years ago) link

also hadnt read the book or seen the earlier movie xp

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:37 (thirteen years ago) link

he shd have seen the first versh

i trust he has made amends?

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:38 (thirteen years ago) link

A local weekly singled him out for his work this year:

Most Valuable Player

Matt Damon distinguished himself in just about every way possible in 2010 – charging righteously through Paul Greengrass’s Green Zone, playing a soulful seer in Clint Eastwood’s Hereafter, narrating Charles Ferguson’s Inside Job, turning in one of the savviest performances of his career as a puffed-up Texas Ranger in True Grit...and just crushing it as Liz Lemon’s boyfriend Carol Burnett on 30 Rock.

Rounders is my favorite performance of his.

clemenza, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:39 (thirteen years ago) link

green zone kinda gives lie to 'well chosen roles'

he did ok but script was pish

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link

On the one hand, I'm glad he chooses things like The Talented Mr Ripley and The Good Shepard, and up for the challenge; on the other, the Hollywood tricks let him down.

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:41 (thirteen years ago) link

*and is up for the challenge

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:41 (thirteen years ago) link

he was pretty well chosen for 'the good shepherd', like he may be frat but he went to harvard so

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Green Zone and Hereafter are both horrible but Damon is fine in both.

Simon H., Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:45 (thirteen years ago) link

what do you mean hollywood tricks

ೋ*¨*ೋALWAYz A F4RT3R ♥ 24/7/365ೋ*¨*ೋ (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:45 (thirteen years ago) link

that gleam-in-his-eye hollywood smile

Mordy, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:46 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/Matt%20Damon%20-%201%20-%20300%20-%20Syriana.jpg
be wary of his hollywood tricks

Mordy, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:47 (thirteen years ago) link

The Talented Mr Ripley is a serious bowdlerization of the novel: sentimental and soft even if, like I did, you enjoyed the Italian settings and the delicious supporting cast. Damon could easily have handled the sociopathic ambisexual that Patricia Highsmith created; instead he has to look doe-eyed and recite speeches about wanting to be an attractive nobody or whatever.

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:47 (thirteen years ago) link

oops, image didn't work the first time xp

Mordy, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:47 (thirteen years ago) link

it's ok -- I can imagine his Hollywood smile and him turning tricks for me.

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:48 (thirteen years ago) link

I can see why he did Green Zone, even though the script was a giant misfire in every way - he wanted to do another movie w/Greengrass that had some of that bourne juice w/o doing another sequel, was a chance to tackle ~important issues of the day~

xp I was gonna say earlier that it would've been great to see him do a FUN Ripley movie.

ೋ*¨*ೋALWAYz A F4RT3R ♥ 24/7/365ೋ*¨*ೋ (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah he's wonderful in TG, tho in retrospect I think he was doing his McConaughey impression the whole time

― ೋ*¨*ೋALWAYz A F4RT3R ♥ 24/7/365ೋ*¨*ೋ (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, December 28, 2010 9:36 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha totally.

max, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link

xp I was gonna say earlier that it would've been great to see him do a FUN Ripley movie.

like Malkovich

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:51 (thirteen years ago) link

He was perfectly cast in True Grit, his comedy skills showed off pretty well (LOVE that scene where he flashes Mattie his US Marshall badge with that look like UH HUH GET A LOAD OF THIS, so tongue in cheek but playing it totally straight.)

Loved all of the Bourne movies, Good Will Hunting, Mr Ripley, Good Shepherd...really love him in 30 Rock, and his stuff on Entourage was hilarious. I think he's hottest when he's being funny.

Hereafter looked so dire not even Damon could get me to watch that one.

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:51 (thirteen years ago) link

i think this dude is great btw. probably the most consistent hwood star of the 00s in terms of quality of projects. way more staying power than affleck though i admire how both of them have carved out semi-weird little niches for themselves

max, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:51 (thirteen years ago) link

re ben affleck, i hadn't seen him in anything until the town, and was tryna remember what he looked like the next day but kept thinking of adam sandler

damon i guess is more identifiable than that

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:52 (thirteen years ago) link

like Malkovich

― Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, December 28, 2010 9:51 PM (43 seconds ago) Bookmark

haha thats exactly what i was thinking of - Ripley's Game is CRAZY underrated

ೋ*¨*ೋALWAYz A F4RT3R ♥ 24/7/365ೋ*¨*ೋ (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:52 (thirteen years ago) link

LOVE that scene where he flashes Mattie his US Marshall badge with that look like UH HUH GET A LOAD OF THIS, so tongue in cheek but playing it totally straight.)

yeah -- I loved this. It's so hard to play a prig without mugging.

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:52 (thirteen years ago) link

the 2000s: most consistent actor/actor with the best choice in projects

nommed damon in this thread

max, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:53 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm hoping he becomes like Paul Newman in the seventies and eighties: less to prove, so he walks into any old project and blows everyone off screen.

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link

he was the only good thing about invictus tbh

ೋ*¨*ೋALWAYz A F4RT3R ♥ 24/7/365ೋ*¨*ೋ (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link

did n e one watch that

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah i saw it, not enough rugby

max, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link

he got an Oscar nod for that one!

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link

the clint eastwood movie looked horrifying

BIG SANTA aka the sleighdriver (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:58 (thirteen years ago) link

i saw it, rugby was really really bad. damon was better than freeman.

caek, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:58 (thirteen years ago) link

His acting improved when he cut the locks imo

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:59 (thirteen years ago) link

yea i love him but i dont think ill ever see invictus, green zone or hereafter

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:59 (thirteen years ago) link

also the best part of that movie was the black and white security guards becoming friends

one of the white guys looked like fat south african pleasant plains

max, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Of course there's:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd4o_hUXbfs

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 03:00 (thirteen years ago) link

hes a great talk show guest too. letterman has a huge crush on him.

max, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 03:02 (thirteen years ago) link

simmons actually made a good point about Invictus - mandela spent too much time in the foreground, it wasn't the rugby team's story so you couldn't get involved in the actual drama of the game, plus the whole thing was just lame and crappy

ೋ*¨*ೋALWAYz A F4RT3R ♥ 24/7/365ೋ*¨*ೋ (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 03:04 (thirteen years ago) link

sure he's a nice person and all but this thread is just o_O to me

zvookster, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 03:05 (thirteen years ago) link

i thought estela was doing some esl teaching iirc?

horseshoe, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:44 (twelve years ago) link

haha my wife and I are nothing if not indefatigable sources of school bitchness

xp

davon cuul II (m bison), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:44 (twelve years ago) link

estela is having books published in languages iirc

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:45 (twelve years ago) link

does your wife teach too?

iatee, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:45 (twelve years ago) link

*rain abruptly stops, solitary shaft of light emerges from clouds to shine down on ilx*

yeah guys... i think things are gonna be okay

*gets murdered by private law enforcement for stealing sunlight*

Magic (Lamp), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:45 (twelve years ago) link

and then calling the publisher and saying 'you look tired today'

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:45 (twelve years ago) link

my wife is a school psychologist, she on that other level

davon cuul II (m bison), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:45 (twelve years ago) link

*gets murdered by private law enforcement for stealing sunlight*

― Magic (Lamp), Wednesday, August 3, 2011 10:45 PM (49 seconds ago) Bookmark

okay lol

horseshoe, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:46 (twelve years ago) link

y'all laugh but lamp is actually from the future

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:47 (twelve years ago) link

Philip K. Lamp

how did he get out of his cage

iatee, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:48 (twelve years ago) link

lol

我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:48 (twelve years ago) link

he's not trying to save us, merely get us acclimated to our future of suburbs with armed guards and razor wire fences and really excellent charter schools

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:48 (twelve years ago) link

he's a bit late then

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:49 (twelve years ago) link

<3 all u in this thread

and matt damon

davon cuul II (m bison), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:49 (twelve years ago) link

I <3ed Matt Damon long before this thread, but now I like him more for even being vaguely associated w this ongoing conversation.

xxxp max, last year i signed up to get tesol certification and the next thing i knew i was selected to go to korea on an all expenses paid study trip. one day we were driven around on a bus and the bus company was called bs tours.

estela, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link

HI Y'ALL I'LL JES CHILL ON THIS ROCK

http://barefoot.provocateuse.com/images/photos/matt_damon_04.jpg

livin in my own private Biden hole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link

proud of u estela *tips hat*

max, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:52 (twelve years ago) link

why are you wearing a hat.

estela, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:56 (twelve years ago) link

is it a thinking cap.

estela, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:56 (twelve years ago) link

pfft no it is a top hat

max, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:57 (twelve years ago) link

a bosthoon's hat.

estela, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:57 (twelve years ago) link

http://listsoplenty.com/pix/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Mr-Peanut.jpg

me irl

max, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:57 (twelve years ago) link

how did you end up in the trailer for return of the planet of the apes.

estela, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:59 (twelve years ago) link

i mean rise of.

estela, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:59 (twelve years ago) link

late to the party but that clip is great and that article about him and water made me love him forever maybe?

g++ (gbx), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:59 (twelve years ago) link

thats a photo of me dashing off to be in the trailer for rise of the planet of the apes

max, Thursday, 4 August 2011 03:00 (twelve years ago) link

you certainly look dashing.

estela, Thursday, 4 August 2011 03:04 (twelve years ago) link

http://confederatearticles.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/dandy.jpg

apes, indeed *raises one eyebrow*

Magic (Lamp), Thursday, 4 August 2011 03:06 (twelve years ago) link

like I am a fucking masochist who reads the local education news stories and every comment is like WELL IF THESE PARENTS WOULD JUST DO THEIR JOB or IF THESE LAZY TEACHERS blah blah it's like, is there an area of policy which so many ppl believe there is only one easily identified problem and it's out of sheer malicious negligence that it doesn't get fixed?
― davon cuul II (m bison), Wednesday, August 3, 2011 8:48 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

i thought tea party folks and libertarians take this approach to EVERY issue

btw hawaii doesn't link school funding to local property taxes IIRC.

by another name (amateurist), Thursday, 4 August 2011 04:55 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

Both look great in that photo, I must say.

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 01:25 (twelve years ago) link

Matt Damon likes Boise and teachers so of course I have to like him!

fried chicken makes Alex cry, who'd vote for such a wimpy guy? (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 02:23 (twelve years ago) link

nine years pass...

Watched Ford v. Ferrari - his face now looks like it was carved out of ham.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 31 October 2020 22:37 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

This is worse than the fucking car commercials pic.twitter.com/u53fjVPbw7

— Edward Ongweso Jr (@bigblackjacobin) January 3, 2022

Isn’t Damon supposed to be an environmentalist?

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 3 January 2022 18:26 (two years ago) link

Matt wisely chose to receive his compensation in non-crypto currency, therefore minimizing the environmental impact of his making that ad.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 3 January 2022 18:32 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

pic.twitter.com/kuYvznq0AK

— Poorly Aged Things (@PoorlyAgedStuff) January 19, 2022

Crypto.com, which froze withdrawals yesterday, announced that someone hacked the platform for $15 million in ether (4,600 ETH).

This money is now being laundered through Ethereum mixer Tornado Cash in batches of 1,000 ETH

lol!

calzino, Wednesday, 19 January 2022 06:29 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

He was very good in “Air”.

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 10 April 2023 20:34 (one year ago) link

I re-watched Elysium two nights ago having not seen it since it was new. Angry, ripped working-class goon Damon in a really gritty (like, you can almost smell it) sci-fi story of class warfare. The ending falls apart, but he's good throughout and Jodie Foster is a very good villain.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 10 April 2023 21:04 (one year ago) link

https://imgur.com/gallery/dVFsroE

StanM, Monday, 10 April 2023 21:14 (one year ago) link


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