I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

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hahaha

I thought it was going to be a clip of Table's porn.

ENBB, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:35 (eleven years ago) link

oh hell no. i will post that when it is up tho, or at least the preview clip

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:38 (eleven years ago) link

^^^ I am not sure how I feel about this.

-hot-johnny-fever- (crüt), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:44 (eleven years ago) link

stoked for the madness

gr8080, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:45 (eleven years ago) link

little weird, will totally watch

ENBB, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:45 (eleven years ago) link

i'll post the preview. i mean, everyone on the gay thread already knows the site name. so.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:47 (eleven years ago) link

We will give it a thorough Pitchfork evaluation.

would like a calmer set (Eazy), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 05:37 (eleven years ago) link

WDYLLTMI?

about bloody time someone stepped up

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 05:39 (eleven years ago) link

i dunno, that thread is history in a weird way i wouldn't post pics there.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 08:16 (eleven years ago) link

as always, closeups of butt penetration ew ew ew

"An industrial film covered in fur" - Robin Williams

(well, he wasn't talking about hairless twinks)

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

so...i really hate when i can't get it up when i'm with a guy i like >:(

where they douthat at (donna rouge), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

:(

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 16:42 (eleven years ago) link

yeah that isn't fun.

um, i think i'm meeting a guy tonight. he's paying me.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:00 (eleven years ago) link

How did you get this gig?

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 30 December 2010 01:47 (eleven years ago) link

Paxil makes erections fickle for me, though mostly when emotions are at play - with a totally meaningless hook-up it's never a problem, but sometimes when I start to like a guy it can be. Lol intimacy issues, I guess.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 30 December 2010 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

yeah it has pretty much never happened when it's understood that it's a one-night thing, but it's happened a couple of times with guys that i'd like to see again. idk, he was very sweet when i told him i was embarrassed about it.

where they douthat at (donna rouge), Thursday, 30 December 2010 16:08 (eleven years ago) link

I have a friend who said this invariably happens to him when he first has sex with a girl he is dating, but never if it's a one-nighter. It's really fucking obnoxious.

And when it's followed by anorgasmia....

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 30 December 2010 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

CGLDI-- it's a site where one pays for an ad, then people pay you for your services.

i rarely have this problem, but on occasion, it happens. mostly when someone isn't into my sense of foreplay, which is very kiss-centered around the upper torso. if a dude isn't kissing and nibbling my neck and mouth and chest, then i have problems.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Thursday, 30 December 2010 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

^^^ yep. We don't have to make out constantly (which does get boring) but bussing limbs and torsos is required practice.

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 31 December 2010 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

um, some guy has offered to fly me to Minneapolis for a weekend.

wtf i forgot how insane this shit is.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Friday, 31 December 2010 19:12 (eleven years ago) link

say whaaaaaat

ullr saves (gbx), Friday, 31 December 2010 19:57 (eleven years ago) link

ya rite. i'm asking a friend for advice about it.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Friday, 31 December 2010 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

the weather here is terrible right now

ullr saves (gbx), Friday, 31 December 2010 20:12 (eleven years ago) link

gbx fess up

plax (ico), Sunday, 2 January 2011 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

okay, i'm shitting on a dude tomorrow. for money.

apparently he has quite the modern art collection.

o_0

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:34 (eleven years ago) link

what are you going to eat tonite!!!

gr8080, Monday, 3 January 2011 06:35 (eleven years ago) link

paint

Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:37 (eleven years ago) link

How does one poo on command? Will you not poo all day and then he will make you espresso from a fancy espresso machine and then 15 minutes later you will get down to business?

would like a calmer set (Eazy), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:39 (eleven years ago) link

'business'

Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:42 (eleven years ago) link

'Always Be Pooing'

would like a calmer set (Eazy), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:42 (eleven years ago) link

in his email and on the phone, he told me to make sure i saved my morning dump for him.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:43 (eleven years ago) link

he used those words exactly. "morning dump." this guy is notorious, he has a special chair for the whole thing even. he never calls after the first time. and he's old and rich.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:44 (eleven years ago) link

'save the last dump for me'

Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:44 (eleven years ago) link

I can bugger off out of this thread if you like.

Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:44 (eleven years ago) link

A photo from this session would qualify for two threads at once.

would like a calmer set (Eazy), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:47 (eleven years ago) link

in the email he sent, the end of it didn't have a greeting. it just read:

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!"

NO JOEK.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:01 (eleven years ago) link

How much money?

our man flint flo$$y (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:03 (eleven years ago) link

Can I ask you a dumb question Table? Are you scared? Like his enthusiasm, does it wig you out? Or is it more like a weird adventure?

Just curious.

VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 3 January 2011 07:04 (eleven years ago) link

curious about his art collection, myself

Auld Future Wolf Lang Syne Them All (donna rouge), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:06 (eleven years ago) link

$200.

and no, vegegirl, whatever. weird fetishes are where i'm a viking.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:07 (eleven years ago) link

'oh i mean, what a freakshow, i mean, that comes with the territory when you...uh...shit on people for a living'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAK108u2xAs

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:09 (eleven years ago) link

^^ curious about his art collection, myself

would like a calmer set (Eazy), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:10 (eleven years ago) link

lol lol

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:11 (eleven years ago) link

Chris Ofili on the wall

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:11 (eleven years ago) link

and on his chest haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

rag photographique (ytth), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:15 (eleven years ago) link

a hot carl on a cold day

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:16 (eleven years ago) link

DO NOT LICK THE ART

Auld Future Wolf Lang Syne Them All (donna rouge), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:17 (eleven years ago) link

tabes maybe you could hit two birds w/ one stone and show him a copy of that abstract mystery painting I posted to ILE and see if he knows it.

cathy opie & anthony (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 3 January 2011 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

OK, if table isn't back by 6 p.m., we're busting down some art-collecting scat-loving doors.

would like a calmer set (Eazy), Monday, 3 January 2011 21:47 (eleven years ago) link


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