"4th and long, and the viewers have chosen 'Strap the Ball to a Rabid Bear'" — NFL WEEK 16

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I like to imagine a parallel world where the Chinese governor goes on sports talk radio to complain about the shutting down of a Chinese football game and says AMERICANS WOULD NEVER DO THIS.
AMERICANS WOULD BOMB THE SHIT OUT THE CITY BEFORE THEY LET THIS HAPPEN. AND THEY WOULD DO IT WHILE EATING A HAMBURGER.

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 27 December 2010 23:20 (thirteen years ago) link

woah. guess I have some residual sugar-mania leftover from Christmas.

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 27 December 2010 23:20 (thirteen years ago) link

AMERICANS WOULD BOMB THE SHIT OUT THE CITY BEFORE THEY LET THIS HAPPEN. AND THEY WOULD DO IT WHILE EATING A HAMBURGER.

― Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, December 27, 2010 6:20 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

ice cr?m, Monday, 27 December 2010 23:22 (thirteen years ago) link

<3 VG

horseshoe, Monday, 27 December 2010 23:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Lol.

Lord, please let this horrible season never end.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 27 December 2010 23:38 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm getting sad thinking about not many games left, guys.

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 27 December 2010 23:40 (thirteen years ago) link

be happy guys; PLAYOFFS

horseshoe, Monday, 27 December 2010 23:43 (thirteen years ago) link

:D

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 27 December 2010 23:59 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oSFYxDGKy8

I Am Kurious Assange (polyphonic), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 00:35 (thirteen years ago) link

<3

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 00:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Yay it's my favorite five minutes of the week! C'MON MAN

Lightning Is For Babies (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:17 (thirteen years ago) link

"C'mon Man! Of the Season"

lenonsense (Clay), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:18 (thirteen years ago) link

lol I hadn't seen that McGee/flag clip before.

Lightning Is For Babies (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:19 (thirteen years ago) link

http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/139/cmonhatcat.jpg

daria-g, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:28 (thirteen years ago) link

FUCK YOU ESPN (except for keyshawn, tom and boomer)

ೋ*¨*ೋALWAYz A F4RT3R ♥ 24/7/365ೋ*¨*ೋ (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:29 (thirteen years ago) link

matt ryan's got some floppy hair

ೋ*¨*ೋALWAYz A F4RT3R ♥ 24/7/365ೋ*¨*ೋ (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:30 (thirteen years ago) link

so excited for c'mon man of the year

BIG SANTA aka the sleighdriver (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:30 (thirteen years ago) link

albert haynesworth for C'MON MAN of the year imo

daria-g, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:31 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah so this is pretty much my most anticipated game of the year imo

ೋ*¨*ೋALWAYz A F4RT3R ♥ 24/7/365ೋ*¨*ೋ (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:37 (thirteen years ago) link

RISE UP MOTHERFUCKERS

balls, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:38 (thirteen years ago) link

ridiculously stoked up here tamtam

balls, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Katrina count: 1

ೋ*¨*ೋALWAYz A F4RT3R ♥ 24/7/365ೋ*¨*ೋ (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:39 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah balls!!!!

ೋ*¨*ೋALWAYz A F4RT3R ♥ 24/7/365ೋ*¨*ೋ (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:39 (thirteen years ago) link

me to tv screen: YEAH HANK IM READY!!!

ೋ*¨*ೋALWAYz A F4RT3R ♥ 24/7/365ೋ*¨*ೋ (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:39 (thirteen years ago) link

matt ryan's hair was crazy in that intro

horseshoe, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link

JUST TRY TO SILENCE THIS DOME

haha horseshoe yeah that caught me... off guard

ೋ*¨*ೋALWAYz A F4RT3R ♥ 24/7/365ೋ*¨*ೋ (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link

t-minus 2 minutes until first THIS GUY imo

daria-g, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:42 (thirteen years ago) link

fuck the defense is looking SICK NASTY tonight

ೋ*¨*ೋALWAYz A F4RT3R ♥ 24/7/365ೋ*¨*ೋ (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:51 (thirteen years ago) link

most definitely.

i think this might be only the second time i've seen atlanta play all season

how did they get to 12-2 and not get flexed into prime time more?

daria-g, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:51 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah they look great

horseshoe, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:51 (thirteen years ago) link

lebron should change his name to jolonn

ೋ*¨*ೋALWAYz A F4RT3R ♥ 24/7/365ೋ*¨*ೋ (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:55 (thirteen years ago) link

I know there are guys who've been in the league longer than Sharper, but it just struck me that 14 years is a long ass time to play professional football. It hurts just thinking about it.

Lightning Is For Babies (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:56 (thirteen years ago) link

in a past life arthur blank tied women to railroads

ೋ*¨*ೋALWAYz A F4RT3R ♥ 24/7/365ೋ*¨*ೋ (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:59 (thirteen years ago) link

lookin for THIS GUY to showcase an arsenal of moves

daria-g, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:00 (thirteen years ago) link

well this has been the defensive battle we were all expecting

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:00 (thirteen years ago) link

in a past life arthur blank tied women to railroads

― ೋ*¨*ೋALWAYz A F4RT3R ♥ 24/7/365ೋ*¨*ೋ (Princess TamTam), Monday, December 27, 2010 8:59 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

haha

horseshoe, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:01 (thirteen years ago) link

william moore rules - fell to the second round cuz he played hurt his last year at mizzou, total steal

ೋ*¨*ೋALWAYz A F4RT3R ♥ 24/7/365ೋ*¨*ೋ (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:01 (thirteen years ago) link

NYJ 34 CHI 38
NO 0 ATL 3

Mordy, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:03 (thirteen years ago) link

i love this game

BIG SANTA aka the sleighdriver (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:04 (thirteen years ago) link

william moore was an animal at mizzou

BIG SANTA aka the sleighdriver (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Is that the most animated Mike Smith has ever been in his life?

Lightning Is For Babies (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:07 (thirteen years ago) link

hochuli -> doesn't his crew call the most penalties in the league

daria-g, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Seems like I've heard that. Makes sense, as he loves taking the crowd to the gun show.

Lightning Is For Babies (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:08 (thirteen years ago) link

THAT MALCOM JENKINS AGAIN

BIG SANTA aka the sleighdriver (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:08 (thirteen years ago) link

mike smith gets mad sometimes iirc

horseshoe, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:08 (thirteen years ago) link

announcers and everyone a little too psyched abt using this 'matty ice' nickname

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:09 (thirteen years ago) link

I think this is the first Atlanta game I've seen this year, so yeah. I don't see him much.

Lightning Is For Babies (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:10 (thirteen years ago) link

i believe hochuli was the ref on the pats-packers game - lot of flags, entitled n.e. fans pissed off

daria-g, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:10 (thirteen years ago) link

announcers and everyone a little too psyched abt using this 'matty ice' nickname

― ice cr?m, Monday, December 27, 2010 9:09 PM (41 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

on the one hand, i noticed this, too. on the other, have you tried saying it? it is fun to say!

horseshoe, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:10 (thirteen years ago) link

i like "matty"

horseshoe, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:11 (thirteen years ago) link


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