"4th and long, and the viewers have chosen 'Strap the Ball to a Rabid Bear'" — NFL WEEK 16

no 1 on the entire giants can hold the futbol
--johnny crunch

Hahaha had not even seen this

a team's season on the line & trying a huge comeback in a game called by gus johnson... life could get worse

I turned the game off. :)

what the fuck

who put nate keading at cb

lol @ chargers

i don't think i've ever heard either human being doing the texans-broncos game right now

man the texans are doing all they can to extend the tebow era

I wish the hell I'd downloaded the super chargers teletubbies clip off YouTube before it was deleted

san deeayygo super chargers
san deeayygo .... CHARGERS

CHARGE!

aw, poor Chargers

Chargers' special teams killed them this year

Everyone says that, but the rest of the team helped out too.

TEEEEEEEEEEEBOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

(I haven't seen a clip, I just know they took the lead)

Joe Buck needs to do me a favor and stop talking about this game in the past tense. Like, dude, you covered a game where a team blew a 21 point lead in eight minutes last week, you have to be aware that sometimes insane shit happens in football.

buck tries to insert the snarky ny media perspective whenever he can

oh eli

giants. CMON MAN

Raidahs!

Yeah I am pretty sure the next seven minutes of this game will be Buck being all "At some point you have to begin to ask, is this the end for Tom Coughlin" and meanwhile a game will be happening.

OK there is a new Hanes commercial with a dude squatting on an airplane in front of Michael Jordan with his Hitler mustache/soul patch combination, it is pretty upsetting.

Pretty limp onside try, Oakland. >:(

giants. CMON MAN
--daria

HOLY SHIT PEYTON RUN!

omg peyty almost got a rushing td

In any other week I would feel bad that the evil Giants showed up, because I like the Giants a lot, but this week I am pretty happy this is happening.

haha he's so slow! <3

great play by peytey

He only does that about once every three years, right?

i seriously can't remember ever seeing him do that and i am basically his stalker

Singletary will not return next year as 49ers head coach, according to "sources within the team"

what about his wooden cross?

Demoted to Linebacker coach.

Peter King just said Andrew Luck's probably not going to enter the draft. Sorry, Panthers. You're still screwed.

Peter King just said Andrew Luck's probably not going to enter the draft. Sorry, Panthers. You're still screwed.

Wouldn't be the worst thing in the world to give Clausen a shot or sign a veteran QB and focus on rebuilding all the other broken parts of the team.

bad part of giants implosion is that every step of their meltdown brings bill cowher closer to coaching them and not us next year.

Peter King just said Andrew Luck's probably not going to enter the draft. Sorry, Panthers. You're still screwed.

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unless the panthers are the absolute worst team in the nfl for the next two years, it would suck pretty hard for them to miss out on luck

Heard the Giants aren't as interested in Cowher as Cowher is in the Giants.

Singletary will not return next year as 49ers head coach, according to "sources within the team"

interesting. do these super-insider "sources" include the homeless guy that bill parcells used to consult before choosing draft picks for the dolphins?

Wow, that Football Night in America set is BEAUTIFUL

i mean clausen is young yeah... but the guy's qb rating is in the 50s right now, i think most rookie qbs show it off in their first year

i would be wary of any coach that has been out of the league for 2/3 years

The more exterior shots they show of Philly, the more I wish the game was being played tonight. SNOW BOWL FOR THE AGES!

The last guy I'd want to hire is a guy like Bill Cowher who's been on vacation for the last four years.

meh. i mean, there's a low success rate for super-bowl winning coaches with their second team, but cowher is a really good, well-respected coach.

I honestly don't think the Dolphins' problems are (wholly) coaching related, fwiw. Sporano is quality. It's Henne + a few other broken parts.

i don't think cowher is another shanahan

i think most rookie qbs show it off in their first year

Most, but not all of them. Give the kid some weapons and some veteran competition.

I honestly don't think the Dolphins' problems are (wholly) coaching related, fwiw.

Totally agree. I like Sparano.

i think sparano is a good head coach too, if maybe a tad conservative at times -- they need a new offensive coordinator first and foremost, and need to improve some position groups