"4th and long, and the viewers have chosen 'Strap the Ball to a Rabid Bear'" — NFL WEEK 16

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bad time to break that streak, robbie gould

call all destroyer, Sunday, 26 December 2010 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link

fuck's sake

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 26 December 2010 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Henne, I hate you so much right now.

Bitch, it cold outside!!! BURR (San Te), Sunday, 26 December 2010 20:52 (thirteen years ago) link

haha what happened?

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 26 December 2010 20:53 (thirteen years ago) link

wait, let me guess, does it start with an "i" and and "n" and a "t"?

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 26 December 2010 20:53 (thirteen years ago) link

does it rhyme with hatcatception?

Mordy, Sunday, 26 December 2010 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link

3rd and 11, Miami clinging to a 3 point lead, Henne threw a pick in his own territory, giving the Lions the ball at the 36. lead to a fg which tied the game.

Bitch, it cold outside!!! BURR (San Te), Sunday, 26 December 2010 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link

wow. fans moan about the coaching staff's unwillingness to trust henne, but this is why.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 26 December 2010 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link

yea he's just baffling at times. earlier in the year he looked far more sure of himself, but it seems since midseason he's been much much worse

Bitch, it cold outside!!! BURR (San Te), Sunday, 26 December 2010 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link

3:10 left in the jets bears game, jets down 4

Mordy, Sunday, 26 December 2010 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

HE JUST THREW A PICK SIX

oh my FUCKING GOD

Bitch, it cold outside!!! BURR (San Te), Sunday, 26 December 2010 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

get him the fuck out of there.

Bitch, it cold outside!!! BURR (San Te), Sunday, 26 December 2010 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

10 point lead with 5 mins is now a 7 point deficit. jesus christ.

Bitch, it cold outside!!! BURR (San Te), Sunday, 26 December 2010 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link

might as well let him play-out. we're out of the playoffs.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 26 December 2010 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link

if qb is the question, chad henne is not the answer

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 26 December 2010 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 26 December 2010 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link

yea we're out of the playoffs might as well throw caution to the wind and let Ronnie Brown play QB

Bitch, it cold outside!!! BURR (San Te), Sunday, 26 December 2010 20:59 (thirteen years ago) link

henne + henning are an awful combination -- the guy can't design or call good pass plays

BIG SANTA aka the sleighdriver (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 26 December 2010 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm not watching this game tho

BIG SANTA aka the sleighdriver (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 26 December 2010 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link

dammit redskins. Tie game. I'm sure REX GROSSMAN can run a 2 min offense to win right? UH

daria, Sunday, 26 December 2010 21:01 (thirteen years ago) link

i hear donovan mcnabb is demanding a release from the redskins!

that's our future, unless we can lure tom brady or payton whatshisname in free agency.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 26 December 2010 21:01 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost I generally don't believe in writing the book on QBs in their first 3-4 years, especially given how Brees had a very mediocre 4 seasons before what he became, but usually you have something to hang your hat on to tell you he'll eventually be great.

Henne had lots of that in 09, but this year he can go from leading a methodical drive to flinging the ball up in the air randomly

Bitch, it cold outside!!! BURR (San Te), Sunday, 26 December 2010 21:01 (thirteen years ago) link

the thing is that the whole offense is terrible -- i still contend that henne is no worse or better than mark sanchez, sanchez is just in an offense that can often mask deficiencies with an effective running game and good play calling (again, often), while henne really has no help whatsoever in that regard

BIG SANTA aka the sleighdriver (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 26 December 2010 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link

can we hatcat-link mark sanchez now?

Mordy, Sunday, 26 December 2010 21:06 (thirteen years ago) link

w00t

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 26 December 2010 21:06 (thirteen years ago) link

like, for as bad as henne has been, sanchez still has more terrible games, and henne still has more good games i think, if you were to look at their stats

they're usually pretty good about being able to minimize the risk involved w/ sanchez throwing the ball tho, not so much tho w/ henne

BIG SANTA aka the sleighdriver (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 26 December 2010 21:06 (thirteen years ago) link

and right on cue

BIG SANTA aka the sleighdriver (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 26 December 2010 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link

BEARS

congratulations (n/a), Sunday, 26 December 2010 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link

man, they're gonna be tough in the playoffs

Mordy, Sunday, 26 December 2010 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link

somehow phil simms found a way to call that a "tremendous throw"

BIG SANTA aka the sleighdriver (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 26 December 2010 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ Sanchez

daria, Sunday, 26 December 2010 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link

cmon jax, the focus is on you now. the dream is still alive.

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 26 December 2010 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link

the prob with henne is that i don't see any upside

call all destroyer, Sunday, 26 December 2010 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link

so if jax wins today, jets don't go to the playoffs?

Mordy, Sunday, 26 December 2010 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link

not yet

call all destroyer, Sunday, 26 December 2010 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Jacoby ford rules

I Am Kurious Assange (polyphonic), Sunday, 26 December 2010 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link

DON'T KICK IT TO DEVIN HESTER JACOBY FORD

BIG SANTA aka the sleighdriver (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 26 December 2010 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link

xps but if jax lose jets ARE in playoffs

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 26 December 2010 21:10 (thirteen years ago) link

GO JAGUARS

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 26 December 2010 21:11 (thirteen years ago) link

with today's loss, chad henne's chances of starting the pro bowl were completely dashed.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 26 December 2010 21:12 (thirteen years ago) link

henne has no upside for the future, but with a good running game & better offensive play calling (i realize here that i'm aspiring to the play calling of brian schottenheimer, but still) the dolphins clearly have a good enough defense to emulate what the jets do (special teams would have to get better, partic in the return game i think tho)

BIG SANTA aka the sleighdriver (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 26 December 2010 21:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Miami loses. 1-7 at home for the year. that is inconceivable. done watching em for the year, not gonna bother with the mopup Patsies game. disgusted

yes, tho, we do have a solid defense at least to build upon.

Bitch, it cold outside!!! BURR (San Te), Sunday, 26 December 2010 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link

fins have a top 5 defense in the nfl & it's a really young defense too, but their running game is like bottom 3 in the nfl, so the whole structure of the team doesn't really compute

BIG SANTA aka the sleighdriver (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 26 December 2010 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link

but what j0rdan said underscores the difficulty. everything about the offense -- save jake long -- has to improve.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 26 December 2010 21:15 (thirteen years ago) link

ah. exactly.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 26 December 2010 21:15 (thirteen years ago) link

go Cincy!

get off my lawn (rockapads), Sunday, 26 December 2010 21:15 (thirteen years ago) link

the WRs are good enough too i think -- they need a better offensive coordinator and a total overhaul at the rb position & interior line

BIG SANTA aka the sleighdriver (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 26 December 2010 21:16 (thirteen years ago) link

it's so easy to find wrs in the nfl too that it's not worth dumping more into the position after what they did to get marshall

BIG SANTA aka the sleighdriver (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 26 December 2010 21:17 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean, obv., bmarshall has lots of talent.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 26 December 2010 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link

great job garrard

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 26 December 2010 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link


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