Bad SEX music......Which songs have you or your partner stopped things to turn off during coupling?

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yeah, in general "mood music" = rmde

where they douthat at (donna rouge), Sunday, 26 December 2010 19:44 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^

bear, bear, bear, Sunday, 26 December 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Cocteau Twins. One would think that it would be sublime mood music, but some if it (most?) is actually too sublime, too distracting from the business at hand.

Also, I'm looking forward to the experiment:

http://img12.nnm.ru/f/a/3/5/e/fa35e93d68f6e29f5888b46ad446a606_full.jpg

― Beware the radical metrosexual agenda (Sanpaku), Saturday, December 25, 2010 10:50 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Did you try Victorialand? Worked for me

Iago Galdston, Sunday, 26 December 2010 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

I think I skipped Betty Davis's "He Was a Big Freak" once in the worry that it would be too silly to have sex to. I think, maybe, my decision was silly!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eLgZvOtzy0

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Sunday, 26 December 2010 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Another time I skipped Dukes of the Stratosphear's "You're a Good Man Albert Brown (Curse You Red Barrel)" bcz I find that song v irritating + distracting in any situation.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Sunday, 26 December 2010 22:09 (thirteen years ago) link

jon anderson's olias of sunhillow, although tbh i put it on as a joke

a staple gripe of peevologists (get bent), Sunday, 26 December 2010 22:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Arab on fucking Radar

But yeah, in general, no music. Like many of you geeks, music pretty much distracts me from every activity on Earth, no matter how awesome the activity (or crappy the music). I'm all "wait...is that flange on the cymbals??" Hopeless.

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Sunday, 26 December 2010 23:16 (thirteen years ago) link

hella chuckling

bear, bear, bear, Monday, 27 December 2010 00:15 (thirteen years ago) link

wait...is that me gran's flange on the cymbals?

clotpoll, Monday, 27 December 2010 01:32 (thirteen years ago) link

flange all over me

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Monday, 27 December 2010 02:00 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

the track 'glider' by mbv

bouquet brigade (electricsound), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, in general "mood music" = rmde

― where they douthat at (donna rouge), Sunday, December 26, 2010 7:44 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark

imo this has nothin to do with 'mood setting' and everything to do with 'something appropriate that masks your ambient noise for roommates and is also somehow rhythmic cause who aint want some rhythm in they fuckin'

HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 04:47 (thirteen years ago) link

we put cartoons on while we fucked. had sex many a time to King of the Hill.

classical conditioning can be a bad thing, guys....

pf smangs (San Te), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 04:51 (thirteen years ago) link

i dare you to maintain erection listening to "Beck"

David Allah Coal (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 05:27 (thirteen years ago) link

anything by skinny puppy

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 05:31 (thirteen years ago) link

^ happened once but i forget which song. it could have been any really.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 05:31 (thirteen years ago) link

i would love a Too Dark Park fuck session

felching in the dark (San Te), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 07:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah depending on the song SP could work. But I screwed someone to a hard remix of "Closer" by NIN once so I'm not the best person to ask, har.

Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 08:49 (thirteen years ago) link

PS not by choice. But hey, when you're having that kind of omg aggressive wrestling match desperate kind of gettin it on, then...

Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 08:50 (thirteen years ago) link

i would get up to turn off NIN

and jeff buckley for that matter

bouquet brigade (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 09:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh yeah now that would be gross.

Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 09:05 (thirteen years ago) link

2 x ex-gfs lost the big v to mr fuckley apaz

was put off listening to it ever since

bouquet brigade (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 09:16 (thirteen years ago) link

we put cartoons on while we fucked

th..th..that's all folks!!

Mark G, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 10:08 (thirteen years ago) link

one of the first time I ever had sex, one of the more popular VU songs (either Sweet Jane or Rock n Roll) came on the radio. It was so contrary to the mood of what was going on at the moment that I started laughing, which just made things worse.

kkvgz, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 11:46 (thirteen years ago) link

actually, what was worse was that the girl didn't agree with me as to the song's ridiculousness.

kkvgz, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 11:50 (thirteen years ago) link

and jeff buckley for that matter

i'd get up to turn off jeff buckley no matter if i was fuckin somebody or not ¯\(°_o)/¯

Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 14:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Howard Sterm wrote in 'Private Parts' that he had to stop once when he mistakenly had Neil Young's 'Down By The River' on. Admittedly, this is not a song built for seduction.

NYCNative, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 14:39 (thirteen years ago) link

twelve years pass...

Yakety Sax

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 May 2023 03:14 (ten months ago) link

Sir Mix-A-Lot - "One Time's Got No Case"

I’m assuming you skipped ahead to “Swap Meet Louie”…

Day 1 fan (morrisp), Saturday, 20 May 2023 04:19 (ten months ago) link

“Giant Steps” came up on shuffle one night and that did not work well.

papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 20 May 2023 05:13 (ten months ago) link

i always wondered if people got busy to rap albums and kept the skits in the playlist

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 May 2023 05:15 (ten months ago) link

thrusting in time to "and keep feeding you and feeding you and"

papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 20 May 2023 05:34 (ten months ago) link

"Hit 'Em Up" would probably be bad.

papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 20 May 2023 05:35 (ten months ago) link

I’m assuming you skipped ahead to “Swap Meet Louie”…

We could almost poll the worst Mix-A-Lot song to play while getting it on.

underwater as a compliment (Eazy), Saturday, 20 May 2023 05:43 (ten months ago) link

One of the ones he did with Presidents of the United States of America. I have never actually heard any of them but they have to be the worst.

papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 20 May 2023 05:55 (ten months ago) link

That ICP "Miracles" song ... the coupling didn't resume

sarahell, Saturday, 20 May 2023 06:43 (ten months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4zl4C0UHQw

these cries of passion haunt me at night

JoeStork, Saturday, 20 May 2023 07:07 (ten months ago) link


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