I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

(Next note to self: Add another zero onto the 100.)

ahaha.

um, i kissed a girl that night. but no, i don't do ladies.

kinda like Katy Perry?

Always thought that song had piano-bar potential.

I'm sad that her version eclipsed Jill Sobule's.

Not "version," rather song of the same title.

eeyup

tabes, I liked that punkboy porn clip on your blog!

(didnt get off tho)

URL?

http://vid.xlive.com/watch.php?u_id=32638&v=1iySTYle&title=Punk%20Fuck&from=&preview_scene_id=

oh and by the way, morbz, glad you liked that one. it's pretty hot, especially the kind of janky lighting during the plowing sequence.

lmao @ "the plowing sequence"

is it cowpunk?

i knew that would get a lol from someone after i typed it. think i might have a display name.. no, it's 80s 'punks' fucking and sucking.

^^i read that as "it's eighty punks fucking and sucking" and was like daaaaamn i gotta see THIS

hahaha

I thought it was going to be a clip of Table's porn.

oh hell no. i will post that when it is up tho, or at least the preview clip

^^^ I am not sure how I feel about this.

stoked for the madness

little weird, will totally watch

i'll post the preview. i mean, everyone on the gay thread already knows the site name. so.

We will give it a thorough Pitchfork evaluation.

WDYLLTMI?

about bloody time someone stepped up

i dunno, that thread is history in a weird way i wouldn't post pics there.

as always, closeups of butt penetration ew ew ew

"An industrial film covered in fur" - Robin Williams

(well, he wasn't talking about hairless twinks)

so...i really hate when i can't get it up when i'm with a guy i like >:(

:(

yeah that isn't fun.

um, i think i'm meeting a guy tonight. he's paying me.

How did you get this gig?

Paxil makes erections fickle for me, though mostly when emotions are at play - with a totally meaningless hook-up it's never a problem, but sometimes when I start to like a guy it can be. Lol intimacy issues, I guess.

yeah it has pretty much never happened when it's understood that it's a one-night thing, but it's happened a couple of times with guys that i'd like to see again. idk, he was very sweet when i told him i was embarrassed about it.

I have a friend who said this invariably happens to him when he first has sex with a girl he is dating, but never if it's a one-nighter. It's really fucking obnoxious.

And when it's followed by anorgasmia....

CGLDI-- it's a site where one pays for an ad, then people pay you for your services.

i rarely have this problem, but on occasion, it happens. mostly when someone isn't into my sense of foreplay, which is very kiss-centered around the upper torso. if a dude isn't kissing and nibbling my neck and mouth and chest, then i have problems.

^^^ yep. We don't have to make out constantly (which does get boring) but bussing limbs and torsos is required practice.

um, some guy has offered to fly me to Minneapolis for a weekend.

wtf i forgot how insane this shit is.

say whaaaaaat

ya rite. i'm asking a friend for advice about it.

the weather here is terrible right now

gbx fess up

okay, i'm shitting on a dude tomorrow. for money.

apparently he has quite the modern art collection.

o_0

what are you going to eat tonite!!!

paint

How does one poo on command? Will you not poo all day and then he will make you espresso from a fancy espresso machine and then 15 minutes later you will get down to business?

'business'

'Always Be Pooing'

in his email and on the phone, he told me to make sure i saved my morning dump for him.

he used those words exactly. "morning dump." this guy is notorious, he has a special chair for the whole thing even. he never calls after the first time. and he's old and rich.

'save the last dump for me'

I can bugger off out of this thread if you like.

A photo from this session would qualify for two threads at once.