the sweets sounds of pussy farts.
― Let me explore your musky garden. (chrisv2010), Thursday, 23 December 2010 17:14 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezM3FCnX--w
this whole album does the trick in my experience
― the tune is space, Thursday, 23 December 2010 18:38 (thirteen years ago) link
Lupe Fiasco
― Bitch, it cold outside!!! BURR (San Te), Thursday, 23 December 2010 21:31 (thirteen years ago) link
xpost r&s is not a bad choice
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Thursday, 23 December 2010 21:40 (thirteen years ago) link
y'all are cheeseballs
― twat dust and ego overload (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 23 December 2010 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link
every sex act in every 90s dorm room in America happened to this tune:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFLRHPUWBI8
― twat dust and ego overload (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 23 December 2010 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link
haha i totally had a college roommate at Berkeley who was a self-righteous, rather corny "AIDS activist" dude with a leather jacket and lotsa ACT UP stickers who would get it on with guys he'd pick up to Enigma and Enya- whenever we heard that break and the "doo doo do doooooo" riff we knew that it was lovemakin' time chez Ellsworth St.
― the tune is space, Thursday, 23 December 2010 21:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh yeah - Fugazi - Instrument.
― suspecterrain, Thursday, 23 December 2010 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link
nothin, definitely nothin
― bear, bear, bear, Thursday, 23 December 2010 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link
The two last lap dances I performed were soundtracked by:
Massive Attack - 'Paradise Circus' N.E.R.D. - 'Hypnotize U'
They were great.
― Moka, Friday, 24 December 2010 01:41 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^real post right here
― lyrics is weak ... like clock radio similes (deej), Friday, 24 December 2010 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jPHuIxoyAI
― missingNO, Friday, 24 December 2010 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link
i wonder what deej prefers to hear when performing and/or receiving lap dances
― i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Friday, 24 December 2010 03:23 (thirteen years ago) link
I can tell you Current 93 has been a hit with zero people.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Friday, 24 December 2010 03:47 (thirteen years ago) link
For sexoring, I have no idea how that'd work for lap dances.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Friday, 24 December 2010 03:48 (thirteen years ago) link
am i the only person who's had sex to "she's a beauty"? at an 80's party.
Presumably one other person has.
― Captain Ostensible (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 24 December 2010 06:10 (thirteen years ago) link
I wonder if deej can afford a lap dance at all.
― Moka, Friday, 24 December 2010 07:39 (thirteen years ago) link
whats w/ everyone propositioning me itt
― lyrics is weak ... like clock radio similes (deej), Friday, 24 December 2010 09:01 (thirteen years ago) link
last time it was to Voodoo. good choice imo.
― The Reverend, Friday, 24 December 2010 09:34 (thirteen years ago) link
i think this album would fit-the-bill
http://www.emusic.com/album/Leon-Ware-Musical-Massage-MP3-Download/12225547.html
motown, 1976
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 24 December 2010 13:29 (thirteen years ago) link
this album, i mean
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51C%2B7WpI48L._SL500_AA300_.jpg
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 24 December 2010 13:30 (thirteen years ago) link
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Friday, 24 December 2010 03:47 (10 hours ago)
aw, it works for me. i've also had some fun road trip / handjob times to eliane radigue. you know, ambient and meditative for the slow stuff (but not eno or anything, it's gotta have an edge).
― enfuque (Matt P), Friday, 24 December 2010 14:26 (thirteen years ago) link
I once got a lapdance to Foreigner's "I Want to Know What Love Is" from a hot go go boy at the Club Adonis in Montreal
it was fabulous and depressing and sexy and hilarious all at the same time
― the tune is space, Friday, 24 December 2010 14:49 (thirteen years ago) link
i saw chicks attempting lap dances to Master of Puppets once, until the host got ticked off that someone selected that song on the jukebox and cut it at the quiet part
― Bitch, it cold outside!!! BURR (San Te), Sunday, 26 December 2010 00:50 (thirteen years ago) link
weirdly this song sounds really sexxxy on a really hot summer day when you're uh taking ur time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmqSgSxDWEo
i swear i am not markers
― plax (ico), Sunday, 26 December 2010 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link
First (best?) lap dance, when I was 20, at the Razzamatazz in Seattle, WA, was to "Silent Lucidity."
― would like a calmer set (Eazy), Sunday, 26 December 2010 01:06 (thirteen years ago) link
i was gonna say "i dont think it counts as sex unless you come" but i was worried about where i might be leading that story
― plax (ico), Sunday, 26 December 2010 01:14 (thirteen years ago) link
just wanted to clarify: i am not plax. repeat: i am not plax.
later
― markers, Sunday, 26 December 2010 01:16 (thirteen years ago) link
I've always thought that Mazzy Star would be the ultimate in dreamy romantic lovemaking music.― ENBB, Wednesday, December 22, 2010 2:55 PM (4 days ago)
The only hitch with Mazzy Star as mood music, in bed or at coffeehouses or parties, is the song on So Tonight That I Might See that ends with a long, long, long drawn-out farfisa note.
― would like a calmer set (Eazy), Sunday, 26 December 2010 01:17 (thirteen years ago) link
weirdly this song sounds really sexxxy on a really hot summer day when you're uh taking ur time.i swear i am not markers
Agreed. All about the Kotsche and the drone.
― Captain Ostensible (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 26 December 2010 06:56 (thirteen years ago) link
Lap Dances must be performed to Ratts Round n Round.
― Let me explore your musky garden. (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link
While we're on the topic, does anyone know what that song in Showgirls was when Nomi gave Zach a lapdance at the Cheetah? I tried to find it once but failed
― cowboy bibimbap (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Me and my ex used to do it to blissed-out old skool rave, maybe not everybody's cup of tea.
― A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link
Hurt U So by Jonny L was a favourite.
― A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4_t6IwfaDY
― A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link
Now I'm picturing chap fucking in some blacklit zebra-print room with strobelights everywhere fucking with crazy tribal Day-Glo facepaint
― cowboy bibimbap (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link
and now I'm promptly trying to unimagine it.
I can send you pictures if that would help.
― A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 18:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Right after I read that I tried searching for something and instead of typing "Nan Goldin" I typed "dnw"
― cowboy bibimbap (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 18:57 (thirteen years ago) link
is it "rip pop go the zippa" stevie?
― Let me explore your musky garden. (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link
No, I just found it, it's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-u1PjV_4M4
― cowboy bibimbap (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 19:32 (thirteen years ago) link
This is some "Justify My Love" level of songs that try to sound sexy but if anyone actually tried to get sexy on me with this shit I would just laugh hysterically
― cowboy bibimbap (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 19:45 (thirteen years ago) link
haha.
― Let me explore your musky garden. (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah was going to say, sometimes the blatantly obvious ends up being either annoying or hilarious. I've learnt the hard (soft?) way to never leave my ipod on random. So many times I've had to stop in the middle cause some sexed-up soul or funk appear and it feels like it's too much, breaks concentration.
― Moka, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 21:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Ha ha, a mate of mine was having sex while his ipod was on shuffle and Simply the Best came on! Nothing is a greater moodkiller.
― 전승 Complete Victory (in Battle) (NotEnough), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 08:21 (thirteen years ago) link
I feel like Glasser would be great here
― cowboy bibimbap (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 13:38 (thirteen years ago) link
Jimi Hendrix. Wife HATES Pink Floyd, Led Zep, pretty much every other classic rock guitar abuser you care to mention, but Hendrix. Phew. Oh yes.
― Captain Ostensible (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 31 December 2010 11:23 (thirteen years ago) link
first time gf and I got it on it was to Joy Division. not my gdamn choice
― acoleuthic, Friday, 31 December 2010 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link
Lost my virginity to Godspeed You Black Emperor.
― Captain Ostensible (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 31 December 2010 14:38 (thirteen years ago) link
Which was fun.