The 100 Most Fascinatingly Disgusting Members Of The Animal Kindom

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hahahaha I was going to post the fish with human teeth but I thought that was only something I was freaked out by

it's just not right


Needs a 'deal with it' caption imo.

I mean Emma Watson Premier League fit (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 21:32 (eleven years ago) link

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/01_wk4/FrilledSharkG_468x331.jpg

this fucking guy

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 21:35 (eleven years ago) link

that's not disgusting - it's awesome

ENBB, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 21:38 (eleven years ago) link

the gills and the teeth freak me out

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

No it is disgusting and terrifying.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 22:22 (eleven years ago) link

See the fungi don't freak me out because they are not going to COME AFTER ME or HIDE IN MY SHOE AND BITE ME

quincie, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 22:50 (eleven years ago) link

that's what they want you to think

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 22:51 (eleven years ago) link

I mean tbh EBNBB's fungus upthread is kinda pretty with its glossy ruby gem secretions.

quincie, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 22:51 (eleven years ago) link

PRETTY!?

ahhhhhhhhhhh

ENBB, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 23:11 (eleven years ago) link

aaggghhh ENBBBBbbbb

dayo, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 23:53 (eleven years ago) link

it reminds me of those blood blisters you get from like burns or w/e

FUCK

dayo, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 23:54 (eleven years ago) link

dude, I know

ENBB, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 23:56 (eleven years ago) link

sorry!

ENBB, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 23:56 (eleven years ago) link

pro tip: do not GIS blood blister

:(

dayo, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 23:58 (eleven years ago) link

when i got in a car accident a while back i tore a good hole in my forearm the size of a half dollar...you could see bone. i think thats why i have this fear of holes now.

― Let me explore your musky garden. (chrisv2010), Wednesday, December 22, 2010 5:23 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

there's this basketball player named David Lee who got bit during a game by another player, the bite got infected and he almost died

here's a pic b/c your story reminds me of it

http://dimemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/David-Lee.jpg

dayo, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 23:58 (eleven years ago) link

quincie otm -- it kinda looks like a cross between a cookie and a jelly donut, if you divorce it from its fungal background

sarahel, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 01:12 (eleven years ago) link

So many of these animals look like vaginas.

Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 01:29 (eleven years ago) link

African wild dog:

http://www.animalwebguide.com/African-Wild-Dog-2.jpg

We were in Botswana looking at a pack of 15-odd, thinking how cute they were and wondering what the smell was. Where your normal dog will mark its territory by running a slash under a tree, these dudes MARK THEIR PACK instead. THEY PISS AND CRAP ON ONE ANOTHER. So that's what the smell was.

Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 01:35 (eleven years ago) link

So many of these animals look like vaginas.

― Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Tuesday, December 21, 2010 7:29 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

http://www.skepdic.com/graphics/freud1.jpg

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 01:37 (eleven years ago) link

Pissing and crapping aside, the wild dog is pretty cute.

ENBB, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 02:05 (eleven years ago) link

It is, and they make the weirdest/cutest squealing noise, and the babies are <3 when they jump all over one another, but oh my god the smell, and then they tell you what it is and you just

Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 02:09 (eleven years ago) link

http://godssecret.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/black-dragonfish.jpg

I hate the black dragonfish!

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 02:12 (eleven years ago) link

that's pretty loathsome

ENBB, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 02:12 (eleven years ago) link

What is the fish that looks a lot like the viperfish but has giant, almost opaque eyeballs that are a solid milky white? And kind of a more elongated head? I had a picture book as a kid with a giant full page photo of two of their faces and it was the "scare yourself by turning to it" page for sure.

― This is four-dimensional art; the 4th dimension is incredibly powerful. (Abbott), Monday, May 17, 2010

I just tried to figure this out by doing a GIS for "scariest fish" and I actually succeeded in finding it! Except I got their eye color wrong. It's just their like "help I am a damned fucked up human" faces that are creepy!

http://www.weirdseamonsters.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/hatchetfish_01.jpg

from the following helpful url: http://www.weirdseamonsters.com/scary-looking-creature-the-hatchetfish/

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 02:15 (eleven years ago) link

"I am condemned to hell! I have acute fetal alcohol syndrome!"

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 02:16 (eleven years ago) link

oh my god those eyes

dayo, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 02:16 (eleven years ago) link

souls of the dead

Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 02:18 (eleven years ago) link

those are some fucked up fish

ENBB, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 02:20 (eleven years ago) link

Fuck this fucking thread! I got to the spiderbabyback right after the Surinam repellent fucking toad and I say: fuck both of those things and fuck this thread.

(I have bookmarked where I left off and I'll be back later.)

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 02:33 (eleven years ago) link

I think the giant isopod and the hagfish are both a little homely-cute.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 02:35 (eleven years ago) link

Tongue parasite is up there with Human Centipede and Josef Fritzl in terms of sleepless nights imo.

Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 02:37 (eleven years ago) link

The parasite then replaces the fish’s tongue by attaching its own body to the muscles of the tongue stub

I mean just, this, like I will never sleep again.

Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 02:39 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/09/isopods-eating-doritos.jpg

Look at these giant isoposd. They're just like us: alw3ays craving nacho cheese powder/

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 02:41 (eleven years ago) link

yeah that picture is all time

ENBB, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 02:42 (eleven years ago) link

:)

thermite art (latebloomer), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 02:43 (eleven years ago) link

Isopod Milk Hotel

Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 02:44 (eleven years ago) link

Listening to that album on my isoPod right now

thermite art (latebloomer), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 02:47 (eleven years ago) link

In the Exoskeleton Over The Sea

thermite art (latebloomer), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 02:50 (eleven years ago) link

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn146/Castorp20008/japanese-tv-kitten-isopod.jpg

best animal friends y/n

dayo, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 02:55 (eleven years ago) link

I would watch a buddy cop movie starring those two.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 02:58 (eleven years ago) link

^^^^^^^^

thermite art (latebloomer), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 03:03 (eleven years ago) link

which one is the by-the-book guy and which one is the young brash rookie?

thermite art (latebloomer), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 03:05 (eleven years ago) link

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/worms.jpg

Є|Э (Edward III), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 03:06 (eleven years ago) link

fuck this thread

☜(⌒▽⌒)☞ (jeff), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 03:08 (eleven years ago) link

x-post

would watch a movie review show hosted by these two^

thermite art (latebloomer), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 03:09 (eleven years ago) link

"Rasputin's Pickled Penis and Roeper: At the Movies"

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 03:10 (eleven years ago) link

it is a penis, but it is also a vagina.

jerkstore cowboy (Pillbox), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 03:22 (eleven years ago) link


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