The 100 Most Fascinatingly Disgusting Members Of The Animal Kindom

I know. I'm itching all over. SO GROSS.

And people wonder why I don't eat mushrooms....

i keep looking at it and its making me feel like i have to throw up.

I seriously think I just broke out in hives.

or you sprouted a bleeding fungus.

Doesn't bother me too turrible as long as I don't think of it as a foodstuff. Entire fungal family/kingdom/phyllum/etc ruled out for me, forever.

lol xp

NOoooooooooo don't say that! ;_;

Chris you might have the same Triptophobia thing we talked about upthread. I think the mushroom might even be worse than the surinam toad for me tbh.

i think i have that. god, im feeling like im going to lose my lunch.
http://img237.imageshack.us/i/trypophobia.jpg

http://img237.imageshack.us/i/trypophobia.jpg/

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/4750/trypophobia.jpg

aaaarrrrrrrrghh.

omg i hate you so so so much

that is like the most horrible thing to me

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

but the toad/fungus are worse, of course, because they're REAL

i dont even want to look at the toad.

it's horrible - it sprouts little toads from holes on its back

WHAT!

Surinam toad. Don't say I didn't warn you.

sprout is a pretty awful word. I feel like most things that entail "sprouting" are . . . not good.

just looked, im am never eating pastene again.

omg that shop is the worst thing ever. brain=scarred

pastina....

when i got in a car accident a while back i tore a good hole in my forearm the size of a half dollar...you could see bone. i think thats why i have this fear of holes now.

hahahaha I was going to post the fish with human teeth but I thought that was only something I was freaked out by

it's just not right

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http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/01_wk4/FrilledSharkG_468x331.jpg

this fucking guy

that's not disgusting - it's awesome

the gills and the teeth freak me out

No it is disgusting and terrifying.

See the fungi don't freak me out because they are not going to COME AFTER ME or HIDE IN MY SHOE AND BITE ME

that's what they want you to think

I mean tbh EBNBB's fungus upthread is kinda pretty with its glossy ruby gem secretions.

PRETTY!?

ahhhhhhhhhhh

aaggghhh ENBBBBbbbb

it reminds me of those blood blisters you get from like burns or w/e

FUCK

dude, I know

sorry!

pro tip: do not GIS blood blister

:(

when i got in a car accident a while back i tore a good hole in my forearm the size of a half dollar...you could see bone. i think thats why i have this fear of holes now.

― Let me explore your musky garden. (chrisv2010), Wednesday, December 22, 2010 5:23 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

there's this basketball player named David Lee who got bit during a game by another player, the bite got infected and he almost died

here's a pic b/c your story reminds me of it

http://dimemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/David-Lee.jpg

quincie otm -- it kinda looks like a cross between a cookie and a jelly donut, if you divorce it from its fungal background

So many of these animals look like vaginas.

African wild dog:

http://www.animalwebguide.com/African-Wild-Dog-2.jpg

We were in Botswana looking at a pack of 15-odd, thinking how cute they were and wondering what the smell was. Where your normal dog will mark its territory by running a slash under a tree, these dudes MARK THEIR PACK instead. THEY PISS AND CRAP ON ONE ANOTHER. So that's what the smell was.

So many of these animals look like vaginas.

― Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Tuesday, December 21, 2010 7:29 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

http://www.skepdic.com/graphics/freud1.jpg

Pissing and crapping aside, the wild dog is pretty cute.

It is, and they make the weirdest/cutest squealing noise, and the babies are <3 when they jump all over one another, but oh my god the smell, and then they tell you what it is and you just

http://godssecret.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/black-dragonfish.jpg

I hate the black dragonfish!

that's pretty loathsome

What is the fish that looks a lot like the viperfish but has giant, almost opaque eyeballs that are a solid milky white? And kind of a more elongated head? I had a picture book as a kid with a giant full page photo of two of their faces and it was the "scare yourself by turning to it" page for sure.

― This is four-dimensional art; the 4th dimension is incredibly powerful. (Abbott), Monday, May 17, 2010

I just tried to figure this out by doing a GIS for "scariest fish" and I actually succeeded in finding it! Except I got their eye color wrong. It's just their like "help I am a damned fucked up human" faces that are creepy!

http://www.weirdseamonsters.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/hatchetfish_01.jpg

from the following helpful url: http://www.weirdseamonsters.com/scary-looking-creature-the-hatchetfish/

"I am condemned to hell! I have acute fetal alcohol syndrome!"

oh my god those eyes

http://www.weirdseamonsters.com/scary-looking-creature-the-hatchetfish/