how creepy is it that michael jordan is still wearing that LONE, GOLD HOOP EARRING?

high waisted jeans are agl (nh)

Lady faints, Jordan innocent

Michael Jordan mistakenly thought a woman who fainted during lunch was left breathless because she saw him walk into Café Mediterraneo at the CuisinArt Resort and Spa on Anguilla over the holiday. Turns out, she keeled over while chatting with a doctor about how to fix her son's broken nose. "As the woman was listening, Michael walked in, and she looked up and acknowledged him," said a source. "She then got so upset by what the doctor was saying about her son, she literally fainted to the floor. The next day, Michael called the front desk to make sure that 'the girl who passed out when she saw me was doing OK.' " Jordan was at the resort having lunch with Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly. The Chicago Bulls legend flew down to the island on his plane branded with a blue-and-white Air Jordan logo of him dunking a basketball on its tail.

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/lady_faints_jordan_innocent_1nPhcHQfvEzmSxmNIug3PP#ixzz1B3OVKInp

sports stars always keep the steez they had from their "career year".. course with mj it was more like a "career career" but ykwim

"his plane branded with a blue-and-white Air Jordan logo of him dunking a basketball on its tail."
phrasing is hella awkward. the basketball's tail?

think they wrote it like that to emphasize the narcissism

man he is gonna be 48 in a month

are bird and magic 50 already then?
kinda weird

http://i.imgur.com/S7yMV.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBFvHzB17S8

http://maxgif.com/1IA

idgi but figured I'd pass it on for posterity

id 'g' maxgif but i'm too embarrassed to admit it in that thread

it's basically "Random GIF generator" but fullscreen. not entirely sure why it's captured the imagination of a generation, but it's fun to fuck with.

is the middle of the gif black for everyone or is it just my computer?

oh now i'm on my phone, i guess it was just my computer. carry on

http://www.complex.com/sports/2012/05/michael-jordans-son-marcus-propositioned-an-adult-film-star-on-twitter

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http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/golf-devil-ball-golf/golf-course-bans-michael-jordan-wearing-cargo-shorts-191351638--golf.html

XD

http://i.imgur.com/dVDZl.jpg

http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/

"sub par" lol

http://store.nike.com/us/en_us/?l=shop,pdp,ctr-inline/cid-1/pid-681776

camo cargos and a lime green polo. my god

http://25.media.tumblr.com/fef8883fe0a4c78308e1aa2ab98269bb/tumblr_mleuw9LaRQ1rv8ty4o1_400.gif

http://i.imgur.com/DulQbov.jpg

Always loved that pic

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1122919/index.htm

He's in regular touch with Buzz Peterson and Adolph Shiver, basketball pals from his Tar Heel days. He enjoys bowling, follows stock-car racing and tools around in a four-wheel-drive Chevy Blazer. If this sounds like a guy who'll someday retire to a trailer park, remember that he'll be getting $4 million from the Bulls over five years

no way FOUR MILLION???!!??!!!? he should retire after that

my favorite phase of mj's career so far is this one, where he is trolling the internet with his outfits. great work.

what u didn't like this phase

http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/michaeljordan1-727579.jpg

haha that was a good one too. i like how inconsiderate it is of him to grind on someone while holding a lit cigar. seems likely that some ash fell on that woman's head.

And suddenly, plays called by Collins were being ignored as Jordan took the ball to the basket. But who could really complain, since the Bulls had started to win? Eventually, though, word got back to Cartwright. He didn`t do or say anything to anybody until late that season, when he told Jordan he needed to talk to him.

There was little small talk exchanged. ``I don`t like the things I`ve heard you say about me,`` Cartwright told Jordan.

Jordan stared at him.

``If I ever hear again that you`re telling guys not to pass me the ball,`` Cartwright continued, ``you will never play basketball again.``

did not know Bill was so gangsta

i can hear him saying that in his raspy three-pack-a-day voice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7vxRSn_qqc

what the fuck is he wearing there

high fashion shiny red sweats

that awkward pant length when it's too long to be called capris and too short to be called a pant.

that interview is maybe as close to charming as I've ever seen mj outside of the bird/mj mcdonalds commercials.

also lol @ quitting basketball to play PGA at 32 but actually quitting the nba for minor league baseball at 29!

i kinda buy the theory that he turned into asshole after his dad died, w/so many people pointing a finger at his gambling habits as a factor in the murder

A federal judge who labeled Michael Jordan's $5 million lawsuit against Dominick's food stores "greedy" ordered the former NBA star to appear in court this week for an off-the-record settlement conference in a locked courtroom.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ct-met-michael-jordan-dominicks-lawsuit-20130614,0,3036539.story

lol, what a dick move

http://deadspin.com/former-mtv-vj-says-michael-jordan-tried-to-win-her-virg-647195397

Kennedy writes that she won the dice game, so there was no question of him "filleting my vag like a sea bass."

are sea bass known for filleting vag?

I can see why he went for him, they have similar fashion tastes

he went for HER rather

that is the first time i've thought of Kennedy in like two decades

lol kennedy is a big libertarian apparently?

it's too late for me to turn that into a joke about michael jordan gambling for her virginity.

it's never too late. just look at emjay... still wearing that lone, gold hoop earring.

let me teach you how to be a gm

hoop earring makes an appearance in bill & jalen's bobcats preview

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTe0IG8drxI&feature=youtu.be&t=2m23s

or uh if you don't want to watch the whole thing
http://youtu.be/NTe0IG8drxI?t=2m23s

How TF that’s gone help my internet rn
🤨😑 https://t.co/udhB7YzYu8

— Marcus Jordan (@HEIRMJ) September 2, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6gb5VZF-3E

luv 2 smoke cigars in a windowless basement

I was about to ask where the gates are with 45 on them, but on second thought, I don't want to know.

on the way to the underground panic mansion