I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

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ha, i had a somewhat similar experience at the Cleveland airport a few years ago.

i forgot i had poppers in my bag, and the security guy was just like, "what is this?" and i said, "poppers." and he was like, "what?" and i was like, "it's amyl nitrate, it's used to stimulate the blood." and he looked at me, then looked at the bottle, and was like, "well, i'm confiscating whatever it is."

he also took my jew-harp because it could be used as a weapon.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 20 December 2010 22:08 (eleven years ago) link

tbh, i'm surprised i didn't get TONS of shit for that incident.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 20 December 2010 22:08 (eleven years ago) link

it's used to stimulate the blood

Haha - that makes it sound like it's some kind of early 20th century quack tonic.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Monday, 20 December 2010 22:23 (eleven years ago) link

he also took my jew-harp because it could be used as a weapon.

anti-semites!

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 00:49 (eleven years ago) link

urethra that was gummed up (by STDs)

my new least favorite phrase aaagggghhhh

dayo, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 00:56 (eleven years ago) link

i participated in my first impromptu orgy last night

i've been seeing this boy, and he had a coldwave/minimal synth party at his place, and eventually, 12 females and (mostly) males were naked and getting super nasty.

it was called the D4RKP4RTY.

i don't feel dark cuz it was amazing, but man. i am tired.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Thursday, 23 December 2010 06:33 (eleven years ago) link

also i can't help but laugh myself stupid
http://www.hulu.com/watch/200105/saturday-night-live-ice-show-at-the-garden#continuous_play=on

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Thursday, 23 December 2010 07:20 (eleven years ago) link

Tabes, do you have sex with women?

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 23 December 2010 14:39 (eleven years ago) link

(Note to self: Crash Table's parties if ever in the area. Consider 'area' to be a 100-mile radius.)

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 24 December 2010 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

(Next note to self: Add another zero onto the 100.)

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 24 December 2010 16:31 (eleven years ago) link

ahaha.

um, i kissed a girl that night. but no, i don't do ladies.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Friday, 24 December 2010 23:03 (eleven years ago) link

kinda like Katy Perry?

sarahel, Friday, 24 December 2010 23:18 (eleven years ago) link

Always thought that song had piano-bar potential.

would like a calmer set (Eazy), Saturday, 25 December 2010 02:36 (eleven years ago) link

I'm sad that her version eclipsed Jill Sobule's.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Saturday, 25 December 2010 02:49 (eleven years ago) link

Not "version," rather song of the same title.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Saturday, 25 December 2010 02:52 (eleven years ago) link

eeyup

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Sunday, 26 December 2010 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

tabes, I liked that punkboy porn clip on your blog!

(didnt get off tho)

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 27 December 2010 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

URL?

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 27 December 2010 19:06 (eleven years ago) link

oh and by the way, morbz, glad you liked that one. it's pretty hot, especially the kind of janky lighting during the plowing sequence.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:33 (eleven years ago) link

lmao @ "the plowing sequence"

Past Fellini Kroger but before Senor Taco (crüt), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:34 (eleven years ago) link

is it cowpunk?

sarahel, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:37 (eleven years ago) link

i knew that would get a lol from someone after i typed it. think i might have a display name.. no, it's 80s 'punks' fucking and sucking.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:25 (eleven years ago) link

^^i read that as "it's eighty punks fucking and sucking" and was like daaaaamn i gotta see THIS

gr8080, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:32 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha

I thought it was going to be a clip of Table's porn.

ENBB, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:35 (eleven years ago) link

oh hell no. i will post that when it is up tho, or at least the preview clip

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:38 (eleven years ago) link

^^^ I am not sure how I feel about this.

-hot-johnny-fever- (crüt), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:44 (eleven years ago) link

stoked for the madness

gr8080, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:45 (eleven years ago) link

little weird, will totally watch

ENBB, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:45 (eleven years ago) link

i'll post the preview. i mean, everyone on the gay thread already knows the site name. so.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:47 (eleven years ago) link

We will give it a thorough Pitchfork evaluation.

would like a calmer set (Eazy), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 05:37 (eleven years ago) link

WDYLLTMI?

about bloody time someone stepped up

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 05:39 (eleven years ago) link

i dunno, that thread is history in a weird way i wouldn't post pics there.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 08:16 (eleven years ago) link

as always, closeups of butt penetration ew ew ew

"An industrial film covered in fur" - Robin Williams

(well, he wasn't talking about hairless twinks)

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

so...i really hate when i can't get it up when i'm with a guy i like >:(

where they douthat at (donna rouge), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

:(

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 16:42 (eleven years ago) link

yeah that isn't fun.

um, i think i'm meeting a guy tonight. he's paying me.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:00 (eleven years ago) link

How did you get this gig?

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 30 December 2010 01:47 (eleven years ago) link

Paxil makes erections fickle for me, though mostly when emotions are at play - with a totally meaningless hook-up it's never a problem, but sometimes when I start to like a guy it can be. Lol intimacy issues, I guess.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 30 December 2010 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

yeah it has pretty much never happened when it's understood that it's a one-night thing, but it's happened a couple of times with guys that i'd like to see again. idk, he was very sweet when i told him i was embarrassed about it.

where they douthat at (donna rouge), Thursday, 30 December 2010 16:08 (eleven years ago) link

I have a friend who said this invariably happens to him when he first has sex with a girl he is dating, but never if it's a one-nighter. It's really fucking obnoxious.

And when it's followed by anorgasmia....

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 30 December 2010 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

CGLDI-- it's a site where one pays for an ad, then people pay you for your services.

i rarely have this problem, but on occasion, it happens. mostly when someone isn't into my sense of foreplay, which is very kiss-centered around the upper torso. if a dude isn't kissing and nibbling my neck and mouth and chest, then i have problems.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Thursday, 30 December 2010 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

^^^ yep. We don't have to make out constantly (which does get boring) but bussing limbs and torsos is required practice.

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 31 December 2010 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

um, some guy has offered to fly me to Minneapolis for a weekend.

wtf i forgot how insane this shit is.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Friday, 31 December 2010 19:12 (eleven years ago) link

say whaaaaaat

ullr saves (gbx), Friday, 31 December 2010 19:57 (eleven years ago) link

ya rite. i'm asking a friend for advice about it.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Friday, 31 December 2010 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

the weather here is terrible right now

ullr saves (gbx), Friday, 31 December 2010 20:12 (eleven years ago) link

gbx fess up

plax (ico), Sunday, 2 January 2011 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

okay, i'm shitting on a dude tomorrow. for money.

apparently he has quite the modern art collection.

o_0

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:34 (eleven years ago) link

what are you going to eat tonite!!!

gr8080, Monday, 3 January 2011 06:35 (eleven years ago) link


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