I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

he knew not wherefore

i learned something today!

was it what a urethral sound is

because i didnt know either

someone pls tell me what one is here because I don't want to google that at work

does it have to do with measuring the urethra or something?

urethral sound is, in fact, the name of my darkwave band

was it what a urethral sound is

because i didnt know either

― the boobfinder general (Princess TamTam), Monday, December 20, 2010 3:01 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah i haven't googled it yet but it seems pretty straightforward

ok i actually did just now GIS it and a)nsfw duh and b)there's no way i'd ever be able to guess the use of such a thing if i stumbled upon it in someone's bag, unless i'd seen one before (whereas other sex toys look pretty....sex toy-ish). either the dude has used one for fun, or had a medical procedure that involved one or something, i dunno.

yeah it looks like one of those things you measure your tire's air pressure with

It is a slender metal rod whose medical use was originally opening a urethra that was gummed up (by STDs). My doctor told me that they are sometimes still used to stretch the urethra if it is too constricted to allow proper bladder drainage (I thought I had a prostrate problem, and my doc was telling me about possible treatments).

Sexually, they are used to stick in your urethra. V. invigorating....

ha, i had a somewhat similar experience at the Cleveland airport a few years ago.

i forgot i had poppers in my bag, and the security guy was just like, "what is this?" and i said, "poppers." and he was like, "what?" and i was like, "it's amyl nitrate, it's used to stimulate the blood." and he looked at me, then looked at the bottle, and was like, "well, i'm confiscating whatever it is."

he also took my jew-harp because it could be used as a weapon.

tbh, i'm surprised i didn't get TONS of shit for that incident.

it's used to stimulate the blood

Haha - that makes it sound like it's some kind of early 20th century quack tonic.

he also took my jew-harp because it could be used as a weapon.

anti-semites!

urethra that was gummed up (by STDs)

my new least favorite phrase aaagggghhhh

i participated in my first impromptu orgy last night

i've been seeing this boy, and he had a coldwave/minimal synth party at his place, and eventually, 12 females and (mostly) males were naked and getting super nasty.

it was called the D4RKP4RTY.

i don't feel dark cuz it was amazing, but man. i am tired.

also i can't help but laugh myself stupid
http://www.hulu.com/watch/200105/saturday-night-live-ice-show-at-the-garden#continuous_play=on

Tabes, do you have sex with women?

(Note to self: Crash Table's parties if ever in the area. Consider 'area' to be a 100-mile radius.)

(Next note to self: Add another zero onto the 100.)

ahaha.

um, i kissed a girl that night. but no, i don't do ladies.

kinda like Katy Perry?

Always thought that song had piano-bar potential.

I'm sad that her version eclipsed Jill Sobule's.

Not "version," rather song of the same title.

eeyup

tabes, I liked that punkboy porn clip on your blog!

(didnt get off tho)

URL?

http://vid.xlive.com/watch.php?u_id=32638&v=1iySTYle&title=Punk%20Fuck&from=&preview_scene_id=

oh and by the way, morbz, glad you liked that one. it's pretty hot, especially the kind of janky lighting during the plowing sequence.

lmao @ "the plowing sequence"

is it cowpunk?

i knew that would get a lol from someone after i typed it. think i might have a display name.. no, it's 80s 'punks' fucking and sucking.

^^i read that as "it's eighty punks fucking and sucking" and was like daaaaamn i gotta see THIS

hahaha

I thought it was going to be a clip of Table's porn.

oh hell no. i will post that when it is up tho, or at least the preview clip

^^^ I am not sure how I feel about this.

stoked for the madness

little weird, will totally watch

i'll post the preview. i mean, everyone on the gay thread already knows the site name. so.

We will give it a thorough Pitchfork evaluation.

WDYLLTMI?

about bloody time someone stepped up

i dunno, that thread is history in a weird way i wouldn't post pics there.

as always, closeups of butt penetration ew ew ew

"An industrial film covered in fur" - Robin Williams

(well, he wasn't talking about hairless twinks)

so...i really hate when i can't get it up when i'm with a guy i like >:(

:(

yeah that isn't fun.

um, i think i'm meeting a guy tonight. he's paying me.

How did you get this gig?

Paxil makes erections fickle for me, though mostly when emotions are at play - with a totally meaningless hook-up it's never a problem, but sometimes when I start to like a guy it can be. Lol intimacy issues, I guess.

yeah it has pretty much never happened when it's understood that it's a one-night thing, but it's happened a couple of times with guys that i'd like to see again. idk, he was very sweet when i told him i was embarrassed about it.

I have a friend who said this invariably happens to him when he first has sex with a girl he is dating, but never if it's a one-nighter. It's really fucking obnoxious.

And when it's followed by anorgasmia....

CGLDI-- it's a site where one pays for an ad, then people pay you for your services.

i rarely have this problem, but on occasion, it happens. mostly when someone isn't into my sense of foreplay, which is very kiss-centered around the upper torso. if a dude isn't kissing and nibbling my neck and mouth and chest, then i have problems.