dirt bag style

oops:
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coasted into a gas station this morning as my engine died after chugging on its last few drops of gas.

that's pretty heroic

have done this before! it's such a relief.

i unfortunately have had to walk down the freeway offramp blocks from my house.

i once put my last $2 into a gas tank to keep from it dying before i got home lol

cereal for dinner...again

Used to have a 1990 Crown Victoria station wagon with a broken gas gauge. Coasted on fumes many times, and schlepped with a gas tank to the nearest station many more. :|

coasted into a gas station this morning as my engine died after chugging on its last few drops of gas.

I had a car die on the way to trading it in at the dealer for credit on the new car I was getting. they deducted the price of the tow and my trade-in ended up being like 60 bucks.

"cleaning out my car" before giving someone a ride = throwing all contents of front and back seat (mostly burrito wrappers, paper cups and worn blazers) in the trunk.

oh god, I do that too

I think it's been almost a couple years since my car's been near a vacuum cleaner and there's still some sand from the winter on the floor. I just dumped the mats out every couple months during the winter.

no gas for my cooker and no money right now to get some. have been eating noodles with microwaved water for the past week....

you are all savages

too lazy to cut a bagel in half so I just put some cream cheese on top.

lol in the past week i have torn bagels in to smaller pieces and dipped them in cream cheese, pita & hummus style

feel like i'm seeing & raising y'all, cinnamon & raisining y'all, by having slept with a duvet and its sheet as separate entities for the past few nights instead of getting around to fitting the sheet.

Not even, unless you took them off the dog's bed or something? The other week while my room was under construction I took all my good bedding off, and slept under one odd sheet folded in half on a bare mattress, with a wadded up towel for a pillow. Got cold in mid of night so I dragged the dirty mattress pad out of laundry and stretched it over me as insulation.

I was p sad, though, and wondered what I did wrong to end up there. Def felt like the princess of all the castles a few days later when the sanding was done and I put sheets back on bed.

ha. that sounds like camping style

took sheets off my bed to wash em, realized I didn't have quarters and haven't put the sheet back on my bed

for like a couple days

i'm not even proud of having slept on a couch for three years running bcuz i've been too lazy to go thru the process of finding a mattress

lol -- three WEEKS, holy hell

this isn't my fault but the cockroaches are back

sat around in bath towel all day

pretty stoked because i've seen more dead cockroaches than living ones in my place lately

^ this is the dirt bag 'congratulations you made it' signal

a kinda sad second act to the separate sheet/duvet thing was sitting watching george carlin youtubes with headphones on last night & realising i probably had to get around to fitting the sheet on the duvet, but not wanting to stand up because of indolence and headphone cord length, so trying to do it sitting down, & it just like five, ten frustrating minutes of attempting to inhabit a sheet while pinning a duvet to my chest. it was like seeing a pterodactyl stuck in a hedge.

Oww laughing makes my hangover hurt.

sauce drips on the table, you lick it off and call it a day

I call it "every day," tbh.

I had scabies in 2009

made kraft macaroni & cheese, started boiling the noodles until i realized i was out of milk, so i added an extra tablespoon of butter to "compensate"

ashtray = basically an object that isn't flat

any

spilled half my coffee into my cupholder

only thing i had to mop it up with in my call was a short stack of dollar bills

mopping up spills w/ cash on hand ...

dirtbag: y/n?

baller

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Have added "broken glass" to passenger-side foot area hazards.

I left half-washed laundry sitting in a bucket of soapy water for like 4 days. Rinsed it out last night but the odor of mildew has now permeated my entire foyer where the drying rack is. Balls.

not sure what you expected there kid!

I was hoping the colder temps would keep growth at bay. Apparently in vain.

i recommend soaking in 1 pts white vinegar to 3 pts sulfuric acid, then drying at 450 degrees for 24 hours

alternately: bury in a shallow grave in the desert for two to five years

My poor tights. ;_;

made kraft macaroni & cheese, started boiling the noodles until i realized i was out of milk, so i added an extra tablespoon of butter to "compensate"

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wait ... there's technically nothing wrong with that, is there?

i know a lot of chefs who use mostly butter, some stock or noodle water and a skosh of cream

i guess you end up with cacio e pepe without the pepe

-brought a bag of chips into the bathroom with me

caught myself at the last minute though

pro-tip: just wipe your ass with the bag, save paper

next time anybody criticizes you for eating on the toilet, tell them you're reenacting dante's vision of hell, or maybe that scene from pantagruel and gargantua

foil doesn't catch well though