worst brag/excuse ever...
I use Magnums, myself.
― Super, Friday, 5 November 2004 17:02 (nineteen years ago) link
I don't mind the other 'thin' ones though - they roll on easy and I don't have any major complaints, so I won't say dud, but I do prefer no-condom sex when it is possible...
― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 5 November 2004 17:04 (nineteen years ago) link
It seems the more expensive they are (the thin ones) the less problems I have with them.
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 5 November 2004 18:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 18:51 (nineteen years ago) link
I don't even know where to begin. Condoms are lame, but so so so much better than babies and diseases that it's kind of a moot point.
Sex sucks though.
― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 5 November 2004 19:04 (nineteen years ago) link
― Douglas (Douglas), Friday, 5 November 2004 19:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― still bevens (bscrubbins), Friday, 5 November 2004 19:30 (nineteen years ago) link
Quite OTM, sadly.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 November 2004 19:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 5 November 2004 19:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 November 2004 19:36 (nineteen years ago) link
X POST
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 5 November 2004 19:37 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 5 November 2004 19:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 5 November 2004 19:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 November 2004 19:58 (nineteen years ago) link
Suggestions:- Make sure all words are spelled correctly.- Try different keywords.- Try more general keywords.- Try fewer keywords.
― JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 5 November 2004 20:07 (nineteen years ago) link
The thing that mostly makes them dud for me is that without them I usually stay hard after coming, and with them I don't.
― oops (Oops), Friday, 5 November 2004 20:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 November 2004 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Friday, 5 November 2004 20:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Friday, 5 November 2004 20:15 (nineteen years ago) link
― Je4nne Ć’ury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 5 November 2004 20:17 (nineteen years ago) link
― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Friday, 5 November 2004 20:19 (nineteen years ago) link
― Kenan (kenan), Friday, 5 November 2004 20:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 5 November 2004 21:03 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 5 November 2004 21:05 (nineteen years ago) link
― Kenan (kenan), Friday, 5 November 2004 21:07 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 5 November 2004 21:10 (nineteen years ago) link
― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Friday, 5 November 2004 21:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― Kenan (kenan), Friday, 5 November 2004 21:19 (nineteen years ago) link
― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Friday, 5 November 2004 21:22 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 5 November 2004 21:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Friday, 5 November 2004 21:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 5 November 2004 21:24 (nineteen years ago) link
We need Momus here to tell us about his plastercasting experience.
Classic if George Bush's dad had used one.
― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Friday, 5 November 2004 21:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Friday, 5 November 2004 21:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 November 2004 21:31 (nineteen years ago) link
xpost
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 5 November 2004 21:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 November 2004 21:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Friday, 5 November 2004 21:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Friday, 5 November 2004 21:36 (nineteen years ago) link
xpost I'm leaving.
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 5 November 2004 21:39 (nineteen years ago) link
― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Friday, 5 November 2004 21:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Friday, 5 November 2004 21:41 (nineteen years ago) link
had you been wearing a condom, no pissing would have occured
― JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:04 (nineteen years ago) link
That, my friends, is a dudddddd.
― Peanuts (Peanuts), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:22 (nineteen years ago) link
― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:29 (nineteen years ago) link
really, this is the bottom line. i could live without them, but the alternative (no sex) is a non-option.
― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Saturday, 6 November 2004 00:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 6 November 2004 00:03 (nineteen years ago) link
If only this were true...
"You don't understand, baby. I can't *not* have sex with you tonight." "Oh, alright then..."
― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, 6 November 2004 00:06 (nineteen years ago) link
I jerked off this morning at my desk chair, went to work and came back and realized I'd left a goober sitting on the side of the seat all day long. My roommate was walking around the house and the computer after I left -- there's no way he wouldn't have been able to see it.
I had to clean it off with 409 and a (now discarded) dish sponge.
― NOT REMY (x Jeremy), Saturday, 6 November 2004 00:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Saturday, 6 November 2004 00:10 (nineteen years ago) link
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 6 November 2004 21:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 6 November 2004 22:26 (nineteen years ago) link
exactly how long does it take you guys to roll a rubber tube down your penii (penium, penises??)
― d.arraghmac, Saturday, 6 November 2004 23:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 6 November 2004 23:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― d.arraghmac, Saturday, 6 November 2004 23:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 6 November 2004 23:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 6 November 2004 23:44 (nineteen years ago) link
besides, if you need to urinate slightly your orgasm is much more intense.
― d.arraghmac, Saturday, 6 November 2004 23:48 (nineteen years ago) link
― Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 6 November 2004 23:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― d.arraghmac, Sunday, 7 November 2004 00:04 (nineteen years ago) link
― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 7 November 2004 00:20 (nineteen years ago) link
― d.arraghmac, Sunday, 7 November 2004 00:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 7 November 2004 03:21 (nineteen years ago) link
http://www.pleasureplus.com/
― leese, Monday, 8 November 2004 01:53 (nineteen years ago) link
I have never seen a woman in a corset outside of a Jane Austen movie.
Hello, goth sexxy deth chixors at goth clubs! Hell even I have a nice corset I wear out now n then.
― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 8 November 2004 03:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 8 November 2004 03:10 (nineteen years ago) link
― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Monday, 8 November 2004 03:12 (nineteen years ago) link
I am allergic, to penicillin.
― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 November 2004 03:13 (nineteen years ago) link
Sorry, slight bugbear of mine.
― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 8 November 2004 03:15 (nineteen years ago) link
Not to agree either way with the second statement, I've never had a problem with libido loss through female pills. The one girl I knew who bitched about this a lot, it was not a mental arousal issue, it was a physical wetness issue.
― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Monday, 8 November 2004 03:18 (nineteen years ago) link
More than once I'm tempted to get a vasectomy simply because the likelihood of me not having kids is growing. Unfortunately, some data indicates that going that route increases the risk of prostate cancer -- and as I've said a few times my family clearly has that as a specific genetic risk (my grandfather died of it, my uncle nearly so, my dad was detected early last year), so I'm not anxious to increase it.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 8 November 2004 04:07 (nineteen years ago) link
― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 8 November 2004 11:56 (nineteen years ago) link
are the ways to prove that girls have taken it? (the dudes don't have to carry the bubbeh but it doesn't mean he's not "at risk" of it!)
haha for mark a loss of libido will just bring it back to slightly above average.
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 8 November 2004 12:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 10 July 2005 19:17 (eighteen years ago) link
OTM right there.
― Candicissima (candicissima), Monday, 11 July 2005 13:12 (eighteen years ago) link
Oh no god, please help me...
Vietnam police seize more than 320,000 used condoms
...The condoms were reportedly washed, reshaped with wooden dildos and then repackaged before being resold...
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-54284355
"Wooden dildos"??
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 24 September 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link