Band T-shirt Etiquette

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Some five years ago a boy was actually taken to court in Britain (on charges of blasphemy) for wearing a "Jesus Is A Cunt" shirt (from circus-act Cradle Of Filth).

Of course, if he wore that shirt in LA, he'd be more likely to get beat to a pulp by some dude named Jesús.

wl, Friday, 13 September 2002 21:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Someone got arrested for wearing a Clint Boon Experience t-shirt with 'Cooler Than Fuck' written on it - breach of the peace or something...

Mr Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 13 September 2002 21:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

i've never owned a band t-shirt or been to a good concert.

mitch lastnamewithheld, Friday, 13 September 2002 21:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

I went to see Hanoi Rocks of their first UK tour, and bought 2 t-shirts (the cover of "Bankok shakes..." album) I bought 2 because they were something like £2.50 each! about 10 years later, I was wearing one when this poser glammer offered me thirty quid for it! AND I SAID NO!!!!! 3y3 /-\|\/| /-\ |=3\/\/|_!¡!¡!¡!¡

Strangely enough, I sort of agree with the sentiments of NYC alex' friend. I know it seems silly, but it does seem sort of right. T-shirt I wish I'd bought - Stereolab "electric music" design. Last band t-shirt I bought, Dark Star's one-and-only headlining tour. It has vanished, just like the band, more's the pity. And Shakey - PRML SCRM "KLL LL HPPS" T? Bad move. I've never seen anyone wearing that one who didn't lookmlike a prize chump. Hahah you did ask for derision, dud U not?

N0RM4N PH4Y, Friday, 13 September 2002 21:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm not sure the not wearing the t-shirt of the band on the stage is such a sin. When I see people doing it, it's never looked bad. Is there a rationale for it?

Graham (graham), Friday, 13 September 2002 21:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Anyone who bought into the fad of a few years ago of wearing old metal t-shirts tricked out with studs and rhinestones (these things were selling in hyperhip boutiques for hundreds of dollars) should have been locked up for criminal insanity.

j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 13 September 2002 22:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

All Saints did that on their last album cover! Good old All Saints.

Tom (Groke), Friday, 13 September 2002 22:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

but I really do hate hippies! I live in SF for chrissakes, it's hard not to... their sanctimonious, patchouli-stinking, spare-changing, Ben and Jerry patronizing, Phish-listening asses irritate me constantly. They wouldn't be so bad if they didn't all take their cultural cues from a generation that basically sold the world down the river for the price of a ponytail haircut and a Jaguar parked in their Marin County hideaways. Granted I only wear the KILL ALL HIPPIES shirt in public when I'm looking to annoy people/start arguments. The AWK shirt gets a lot of dirty looks as well.

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 13 September 2002 22:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

They wouldn't be so bad if they didn't all take their cultural cues from a generation that basically sold the world down the river

Like there was a generation that didn't??

And Primal Scream ARE hippies! Stinkin' loved up higher than the sun love, peace & Stones boogie HIPPIES!! Bless their hearts.

Me, I'm just really proud of my Mod jacket with pins on it. My ambition is to own so many of those that they cover every last part of the jacket (will probably never happen- so far, I've only got six: Johnny Cash, Eddie Chocran, The Smiths, The Clash, The Specials and Dennis Brown.)

Daniel_Rf, Friday, 13 September 2002 22:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

i've got a depeche mode shirt. i don't really know any of their songs except for the personal jesus one but it's a cool shirt. and that guy died! dave gahan. i even know his name. he died! he was dead because he injected too much cocaine into himself and he came back to life. my friend went to see a depeche mode concert in minneapolis, too. a couple of years ago. he enjoyed it.

dk, Friday, 13 September 2002 23:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

On the subject of wearing t-shirt to same band's gig, it's ok if the shirt is tatty, grey and with a logo they currently disown from a secret gig/ early toilet tour.

Marinaorgan, Friday, 13 September 2002 23:34 (twenty-one years ago) link


Do you *HONESTLY* believe this woman to be a Motorhead fan?


Uh no, I don't KNOW because I haven't met her in person to check if it's just a fashion pose... Anyway on what basis can you tell she DOESNT? Based on her nose? Her blonde hair? I mean WHAT exactly gives it away it's just a pose? Oh whatEVER y'know.

nathalie (nathalie), Saturday, 14 September 2002 00:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Actually, I can. Her name is Drea deMatteo, and she's the proprieter of a store here in NYC's East Village called Filth Mart, a boutique that sells exclusively "vintage" concert t-shirts, usually augmented with rhinestones.

You could put a gun to her head ask her to name three Motorhead tracks, and she'd fail miserably.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 14 September 2002 01:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

...she's also an actress, incidentally. And her store's augmented t-shirts sell for *HUNDREDS* of dollars.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 14 September 2002 01:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

luckily only psychopaths would put guns to people's heads to test their music knowledge on the basis of their wardrobes.

Josh (Josh), Saturday, 14 September 2002 01:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

You're missing the point, of course.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 14 September 2002 01:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

she looks like a banger to me.

brian badword (badwords), Saturday, 14 September 2002 01:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

no alex I think you've made it pretty well.

Josh (Josh), Saturday, 14 September 2002 02:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well, there's the sanctimony and derision I was expecting.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 14 September 2002 02:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

that's rich.

I have a House of Pain T-shirt that I bought for $2 and makes a very functional nightshirt. Is that not reason enough?

felicity (felicity), Saturday, 14 September 2002 07:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Paying 100s of dollars for a T-Shirt = lunacy whatever's on it.

Augmenting old rock t-shirts with rhinestones = bad how exactly? Rhinestones are a big country music/liberace thing i.e. to metropolitan types they carry this overtone of kitsch, so what these T-Shirts are really saying is that rock, especially vintage rock is itself kitsch now, with the further implications that i)no of course I don't know three Motorhead tracks, ii)if you care about having your dead culture taken the piss out of then you're a bit sad.

i.e. Alex is right to hate them, but only cos they hated him first. They're a fairly brutal anti-rock statement. Anyone who wears one of them and a selection of current rock band tees is either a right chump or very clever.

Tom (Groke), Saturday, 14 September 2002 07:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

the only item of clothing mentioned in this thread that i ever would actually wear is the house of pain shirt

simon trife (simon_tr), Saturday, 14 September 2002 07:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

The main act wearing the t-shirt of the support act onstage: classic.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 14 September 2002 10:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

i have dope shirts!!!! i gots a 1984 dead kennedys new years flyer, melvins, mr bungle polo golf shirt, a bootleg cure shirt, 2 the the shirts, a shirt for unpopular manchester band the railway children, a motorhead shirt (signed by lemmy), 3 shirts from my friends band strung out, a wu wear hoodie, a sean john parka, and a long sleeve in flames shirt. i never wear any of them obv.

chaki (chaki), Saturday, 14 September 2002 10:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

you are all mentalists: the only reason for wearing clothes AT ALL is to fuck with other people's heads obv

the rhinestone woman in the motorhead stuff has fucked with alex's so she owns this thread

mark s (mark s), Saturday, 14 September 2002 11:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Augmenting old rock t-shirts with rhinestones = bad how exactly? Rhinestones are a big country music/liberace thing i.e. to metropolitan types they carry this overtone of kitsch

Rock was also a big country music/liberace thing, so it's all good.

Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 14 September 2002 12:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

band t. shirt story -
i go up 2 the dj booth of my local indie disco
circa mid 92. i hear a good song i don't know playing, so
(leans over)"who's this mate..." ?
"it's...(looks at morrissey t.shirt on my chest)...morrissey..."
song playing - 'glamorous glue'.
not my fault, the lp had only
just come out + i was a poor teen at the time.
what made it worse was i actually said as the dj was about
to answer, "is it gallon drunk..." ?

then there was the time both damon a. and justine f.
gave me a good natured hard time at elastica's 1st gig
up north ('93)cause i had my suede 'metal mickey' t. shirt on.

got punched in the head once at a party in chester, and
i'm not convinced it wasn't because i had a baby pink
skin-tight elastica t. shirt on.

piscesboy, Saturday, 14 September 2002 14:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've boycotted all band merch in the last couple of years. Have you seen some of these bands, especially punk rock bands and their merch tables? It's like damn walwart. A few weeks ago I worked a Strung out show with three other bands on the bill. Even the opener (made up of Roadies for S/O) were selling 10 different T shirts. You could barely get into the club, there was so much crap clogging the entrance.

mogreen, Sunday, 15 September 2002 18:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

hey--let's not knock Drea De Matteo. She is, after all, Adrianna of Sopranos fame. Her run at Jersey girl style and attitude is abso-fucking-lutely fantastic. Adrianna is such a great character. She deserves props for that, if nothing else. So what if she has a lame store that sells lame t-shirts.

cybele, Sunday, 15 September 2002 18:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

if wearing band t-shirt to same band show is dorky, that would seem to be a good reason to do it. everyone knows that coolness is not very cool. the only band shirt i own now is an acetone shirt, which i wear fairly regularly. my old band used to wear our own shirts onstage, i never gave it much thought - maybe that's why we sucked.

ron (ron), Sunday, 15 September 2002 18:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't have any band T-Shirts anymore, except I guess I do. I used to have a handful. I had the Primus Pork Soda shirt with lyrics on the back. I had a Smashing Pumpkins T-shirt with a big silver glitter heart on the front (I forget what was on the back), and I had the Nirvana shirt with the seahorses on the front, a discussion of mating habits on the back, and in very tiny print at the bottom, it said "yeah this was a nirvana shirt". The only shirt I ever really cared about owning when I was younger was the SP Siamese Dream shirt that said "Just say maybe". This is a pretty good summation of my success with girls when I was young hahahaha!
Nowadays, I belive there is too much advertising in the world, so I try to wear exclusively blank t shirts, except I still don't have enough of them, so every so often, I am wearing text. This includes the one band shrt that I currently own, given to me by the manager of Antibalas when they came to our school. It is purple, has a logo on the front, and says on the back "In times of great deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act" - Orwell. I hope I got the quote right... Even though I have the no-ad policy for myself, I don't ever bother others to conform to this personal ideal...

As for etiquette, well, I think that when a band is on tour and has no time to do laundry, they will probably borrow some shirts from the merch counter and that is ok.

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Sunday, 15 September 2002 19:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

Best band t-shirt anecdote I have - Ladyfest London, 1st August - Brigit Colton, bass player out of Angelica, spots a young man in one of their T-shirts during their set, and says 'Well, there's a young man over there in a very nice t-shirt - where did you buy that?' She passes him the microphone, he replies, 'I found it in a bin.' Much Hilarity, except on the part of Ms Colton herself.

Mr Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 15 September 2002 19:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

''Do you *HONESTLY* believe this woman to be a Motorhead fan?''

yeah, I think she could be a motorhead fan (I really do!!). why can't blonde chicks like motor head, what's so unbelievable abt it.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 15 September 2002 19:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

This presumes something along the lines of "the fanbase should resemble the band members".

Siegbran Hetteson (eofor), Sunday, 15 September 2002 20:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think we can all agree that would be sub-optimal in this particular case.

I have a friend who bought an enormous Iron Maiden patch for his jean jacket and sewed it on over the skinny shoulders; it went all the way from one side of the jacket to the other - and he'd never heard a lick of Maiden in his life (to his knowledge). Within weeks he'd become the biggest Maiden fan I know. He eventually owned a "lifesize" poster of Eddie busting through a white background so when you put it on your wall it looks like he's busting through your wall (if your wall is white; I think later Sam moved and his walls weren't white so he spent 2+ hrs cutting Eddie's shape out so that the illusion would be omni-chromatic). He even joined a rock band eventually and sang Dickinson-style - not only vocally but to the point of putting his foot up on the monitor and leaning into his scream.... if the argument goes that Napster et al are just free advertising and a good way for people to hear music they might not otherwise know, surely the same goes for band paraphernalia which actually IS advertising (and seems, in some cases, to lead to life-long love affairs).

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 15 September 2002 20:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Shun the Cult of "The Sopranos"!

Motel Hell (vassifer), Sunday, 15 September 2002 23:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

I just bought the first "band" t-shirt I've bought in a good number of years. And I don't really like the band don't own any of their records, but I think the T-shirt is cool.

so i guess thats not good ettiquitte?

dsico (dsico), Monday, 16 September 2002 00:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

My personal method of band t-shirting: Buy t-shirt of band that I have heard v.v.v. little by but have this overwhelming conviction that they're the coolest fuckers of like, ever. Last one I bought that did this was a decent looking Stooges t-shirt about two years ago, but now I'm waay over Iggy and it's all ripped an shit and I only wear it to the gym to blank / mildly annoyed stares from the local meatheads and lycra-clad late 30-somethinged ladies that are there (this being seedy downtown Wigan btw).

Not been into band t-shirts for about a year as suits took over my wardrobe but am desperately seeking a classy Motley Crue shirt since being converted to the side of hair metal upon seeing the AWESOMENESS that was G n R live at Leeds last month. But will need this shirt soon before I get bored of metal - anticipating another month of giving it up bigtime to 'Shout at the devil' before I start thinking "well it's all a bit trite isn't it?"

Another point, I'm a bit concerned about this ironic-metal t-shirt thing that's going around. I mean, I don't have the hair or dress of a rrreal rawker (more of a maudlin mod) so will I just look like some smug student prick, or can I pull it off? I mean, this ain't no ironic flit with the beast that is rawk, uh uh, I have genuine admiration for those who live the rrrock ideal to its fullest (be they fat, bald, stupid, whatever). It takes balls to rock and I'm not sure I've earned the right to display The Crue across my piegon chest yet. So please, sate my fears or explain how yes, I am a tit so I can deal with it. And yeah, if anyone knows where to get a decent Crue t-shirt from, please tell.

Ian SPACK, Monday, 16 September 2002 01:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

One of my friends wore a "shoot all fucking pigs" T-shirt around that he got from some punk band (I forget who), But I thought that was pretty funny.

Also Once when I was wearing my Merzbow T-shirt to a Spiritualized concert. (oops) somebody made fun of me say "You got the Mezbox, huh, it's really big, isn't it" (or something along that line.)

I also ran into a complete stranger at a museum in NYC who had a Merzbow shirt on when I was wearing mine, and my friend said "Whoa, another Merzbow shirt" and the guy turned around and looked frightened. I was laughing. he said his friend was had released some Merzbow albums and made T-shirts to promote it.

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 16 September 2002 02:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

man everyone knows someone thats released a merzbow album!

chaki (chaki), Monday, 16 September 2002 04:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

I once attended a free concert which had Shawn Colvin and John Secada and some usher dude complimented by Skinny Puppy shirt. Oh, and my old Chemlab "Fuck Art / Let's Kill" got quite a few comments. None have garnered the attention of my "chicks dig scrawny pale guys" shirt though.

bnw (bnw), Monday, 16 September 2002 05:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

Best band t-shirt I ever got was a Right Said Fred - Deeply Dippy one, very cheap and excellent quality, other hipper bands tshirts have fallen by the wayside in rags but this one keeps on going.

tigerclawskank, Monday, 16 September 2002 09:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

"seeking a classy Motley Crue shirt"

Can such a thing exist?

I have about four or five Cop Shoot Cop t-shirts (a band I was obsessed with during their brief, tumultuous heyday), but am too much of a wimp in this post 9/11 world to wear'em anymore.

Also have a vintage Pussy Galore shirt ("From the Hate Fuck Capital City of the World...") that doesn't really win me a lot of favor.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 16 September 2002 12:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0000560XJ.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Andrea Corr.......New York Dolls fan? I think not.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 16 September 2002 13:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well...considering that Andrea Corr recently attended a Iggy Pop concert...

Siegbran Hetteson (eofor), Monday, 16 September 2002 13:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hmmmm.....rather a good point, Siegbran.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 16 September 2002 14:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

So did I incur karmic damage by wearing my Spectrum t-shirt to a Spiritualized show?

Chris Barrus (xibalba), Monday, 16 September 2002 22:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Classic: buying a gross of unsold totally-obscure band t-shirts dirt cheap when obscure band breaks up. I have 40 or so identical white shirts with a small black logo that says "Singer" -- perfectly serviceable undershirts given reasonable opacity on the part of the outer layer.

I met the bassist from Singer a little while back and offered to give him a bunch of shirts, but he said that he had several dozen lying around already.

Bands that sink their working capital into making merch before making records: C/D?

Paul Eater (eater), Tuesday, 17 September 2002 14:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

No worries, Chris, so long as Jason didn't see it.

I have something like, what, 150 band shirts plus? Maybe 200. I love 'em, what can I say, and they're all from shows I was at. Yow.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 17 September 2002 15:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

''So did I incur karmic damage by wearing my Spectrum t-shirt to a Spiritualized show?''

chris, you have such a bad 'tude!

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 17 September 2002 20:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

i buy band shirts at shows (but never tour shirts) and i make sure i buy a shirt for a record store when the employees start calling me by name

the insane Dr. Morbius and his HOOSical steens (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 03:32 (fourteen years ago) link

lol "Hoosical Steens"

More Goth Than Your Grandmother (Bimble), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 03:37 (fourteen years ago) link

"Are label shirts are the trend nowadays?

― More Goth Than Your Grandmother (Bimble)"

i think they've been a music nerd thing. i used to rock a Moon Ska shirt back in the day with the whole roster of the label listed on the back, that was an awesome shirt. i always wanted a Sub Pop one waaaayyyy back when but i never got one. it's a bit easier to love dance music labels in general, maybe because of relatively small numbers of releases?

pipecock, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 05:22 (fourteen years ago) link

four years pass...

this is pretty amazing. i couldn't believe it was real

http://www.primark.com/whats-new/article/186

piscesx, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 09:19 (ten years ago) link

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too much Michu, not enough meta (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 10:12 (ten years ago) link

A good friend of mine, John, is a strident purist when it comes to band-related shirts. Unless he was actually at the show in question, he won't wear a concert shirt. Like myself, he's perturbed by the "rock ironic chic" trend of the last few years, but he's particularly offended by shirts displaying bands that, in all likelihood, probably never sold shirts in their heyday (i.e. he hates people wearing Velvet Underground shirts, as chances are, when the Velvets originally played out, they probably weren't hawking merchandise). Moreover, he won't wear shirts that merely display the band's name or logo -- it has to have originated at a show he himself attended, or he won't go near it. A friend gave him a Clash shirt with the COMBAT ROCK logo on it (John being a big Clash fan), and he politely thanked him, but refused it,
admitting that he'd never wear it.

I would like to read a short story or novella that used this as it's opening paragraph.

One Trick Over-Painted Pony (soref), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 10:13 (ten years ago) link

Ivor Porkbelly · Do what i want when i want at Semi Retired
Worn by chavs with no musical knowledge-Pathetic..

One Trick Over-Painted Pony (soref), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 10:14 (ten years ago) link

its opening paragraph

One Trick Over-Painted Pony (soref), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 11:28 (ten years ago) link

six years pass...

If someone is wearing a T-shirt of a band/artist you like, is there a-n-y appropriate or non-weird comment to make other than, “I like your shirt?”

Mocha Sauce (morrisp), Thursday, 13 February 2020 16:09 (four years ago) link

Sure! I mean, I reckon comments related to the band in question are all appropriate, as long as you don't say something condescending or creepy or dick-like, i.e., don't say anything you wouldn't say in any other circumstances. I've had some nice conversations with people this way, and some of those people are my friends now!

may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Thursday, 13 February 2020 17:29 (four years ago) link

I was at the grocery store a few months back wearing a Misfits shirt, and one of the cashiers asked me if I went to see them play recently on their reunion tour. ... Totally legit question.

sarahell, Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:27 (four years ago) link

that's a good one

or just point at the shirt and say "<band name>! hell yeah!"

mh, Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:30 (four years ago) link

I've gotten "I like your shirt" when it was clear the person saying it had no idea it was a band shirt, so if you're saying it because you do know and enjoy the musical act maybe follow up "nice shirt" with something about the band

if it's a thrift store/salvaged shirt and they aren't actually into the band, would recommend shrugging it off with "oh, that's cool"

mh, Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:33 (four years ago) link

I met my first two bfs in high school because I said I liked their tshirt of certain band. There has been other band t shirt passing conversation in my life, both ways. I don't think it's creepy though if it's sincere and you don't expect anything else from the comment.

Yerac, Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:38 (four years ago) link

A lot of my long term friendships started that way.

Weird one - I went to the movies last night with my Queensryche tour shirt from last year and the manager says "I love your shirt by the way", so I said thanks and he kept saying "Al Bundy" after and it looked like he was talking about my shirt to the guy next to him as he was still facing me and the other guy didn't know who Al Bundy was so he explained it.

Obv kinda confused as my shirt very much did not look like Al Bundy nor was he a Ryche fan. Thought maybe it was a side convo or he was making fun of my receding hairline but i was embarrassed and confused.

Already embarrassed i hand my ticket to the taker to scan only to be told it was for the wrong Regal cos I was an idiot when i bought the tickets.

Went home and locked my door.

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:39 (four years ago) link

me and my ex met when he complimented my punk jacket that I had adorned the back of with duct tape that said "Part-Time Punks" ... it was part conceptual and part because I liked that song. I don't think he was familiar with the song, but he liked the concept and in highschool he was the arty kid that drew flyers for his friends' punk bands' shows

sarahell, Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:42 (four years ago) link

For dudes like me who are mega shu sometimes it helps start a convo i wouldn't have been able to otherwise

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:43 (four years ago) link

granted, "arty kid" in that high school context meant being able to draw a variety of skulls with fine-point sharpie

sarahell, Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:44 (four years ago) link

https://data.whicdn.com/images/20497400/original.png

sarahell, Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:47 (four years ago) link

When The Occasion was still playing around NYC I once saw a friend wearing their tee and said "Nice shirt, what's The Occasion?" I'm still proud of that joke.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:50 (four years ago) link

I have this cool Beach Boys "Black Flag" shirt:

https://www.misswit.net/images/product_image/Black_Flag_w_address.jpg

I love it for lots of reasons, but mostly because the Beach Boys and Blag Flag more or less hailed from the same place. Anyway, I love the Beach Boys but (tbh) have never really listened to Black Flag. I wore the Beach Boys shirt to Trader Joe's once, and the green haired dude working the register complimented me on it, then started talking about ... Black Flag. I kind of nodded along and made small talk, but, like, read the fine print!

My favorite shirt might be this Opeth shirt that some Egyptian fan translated and redesigned into cursive Arabic:

https://mir-s3-cdn-cf.behance.net/project_modules/max_1200/84a36227805587.5636bbbe12a21.jpg

I like it because it's a cool design made cooler the more you know what's going on with it. Might wear it to the show tomorrow, not that anyone will know, because it will be like 7 degrees and no one sells Opeth sweaters or long underwear.

I also love my Grant McLennan shirt, for much the same reason. It's his last name, but designed to look like the Monkees logo. Though I once wore it out and someone thought it was a Phish logo.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:53 (four years ago) link

I wore the Beach Boys shirt to Trader Joe's once, and the green haired dude working the register complimented me on it, then started talking about ... Black Flag.

As a (barely relevant) follow-up, I will note that I have regularly seen Henry Rollins shopping at Trader Joe's.

You have seen the heavy groups (morrisp), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:57 (four years ago) link

Was he wearing a shirt?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 February 2020 19:40 (four years ago) link

No shirt, no shoes, no service.

You have seen the heavy groups (morrisp), Thursday, 13 February 2020 19:44 (four years ago) link

I had my peak "band shirt to gig" moment a few years back, went to see Mogwai here in Hobart (ass end of the earth) and thought you know what, my CAN "Future Days" t shirt is perfect so I wore that. By a chain of coincidences I ended up going out with Barry Burns and a few friends until about 4am. At one point in the evening Barry squints at my shirt and says, "I fuckin love your shirt man. Actually, I think CAN might be my favourite band of all time." This vindicated the shirt choice dilemma so perfectly that I could turn up to every gig for the rest of my life in a Ralph Lauren polo and still feel cool overall.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:38 (four years ago) link

I've complimented two people wearing t-shirts of a band I am in and neither knew who I was

PaulTMA, Friday, 14 February 2020 00:42 (four years ago) link

I have made lifelong friends by talking to people wearing interesting band shirts at gigs.

Gerald McBoing-Boing, Friday, 14 February 2020 02:10 (four years ago) link

two years pass...

A teacher at my daughter’s preschool was wearing an Sweetener World Tour T-shirt… I told him “That’s so awesome!,” asked him which of the local shows he went to, etc.

He could not have been less f’in interested in having that conversation…

Bunheads Pilot Enthusiast (morrisp), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 22:34 (one year ago) link

Also: I was at a stand-up show recently where a young woman in the front row was wearing an Iron Maiden T-shirt. The comic asked her - "Are you really a fan, or are you wearing it ironically?" She replied - "No, I'm really a fan." So he asked her what her favorite Maiden album is (they're one of his favorite bands).

There was a really long, awkward pause, and she finally said: "OK... you got me."

He cringed and was like, "You said you were a fan! I wasn't setting you up!"

Bunheads Pilot Enthusiast (morrisp), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 22:42 (one year ago) link


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