Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

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something from this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l66lVMNvSM

― deej, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

oh no!

― artdamages, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

scott storch inadvertently sons himself in producer beef

― artdamages, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

"sons"

― artdamages, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

for deej:

IM HOT CUZ IM FLY
YOU AINT CUZ YOU NOT

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 3 March 2007 02:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I used to be up all night in the living room
smokin a lot of weed with the Four Tops
Makin collect calls back home to my pops

― Space Is The Place, Saturday, 3 March 2007 02:46 (seventeen years ago) link

They keep me out of their house, cause they know I'm a fiend
Last month I pawned seventeen sewing machines

- Devin the Dude "Motha"

― The Reverend, Saturday, 3 March 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

. . . after we hit the club baby then I'm gonna hit them draws
I'm gonna break you off (and that's all)
Every freak should have a picture of my dick (on they wall)

--From Polow Da Don's verse on Rich Boy's "Throw Some D's"

― Skrot Montague, Sunday, 4 March 2007 01:52 (seventeen years ago) link

but yo i'm stuntn, cuz hell is where i'm goin'...
i could feel myself gettin there right now

― luriqua, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 04:06 (seventeen years ago) link

now word's on the street,
when the crews meet,
you better make some fucking roooooom...

cube - gangsta fairytale pt.2

― tremendoid, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 04:20 (seventeen years ago) link

i take what i want from yall, i'm not buyin // the face utha watch looks like a stop sign n shea
i got produ designa fake money / with jordan playin the bull in 96 money

...

now if u think i'm stuntin & lyin / i don't stunt wit iron // leave you in a truck slumped & dyin

...

even though u don't like rap i betchu still feelin me / if u talk smack i'll put u where the ceilin be

--kayotic, 2003

― luriqua, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 13:08 (seventeen years ago) link

we must all come together and love our wisdoms teaching understanding the true meaning of unity and labirynth (sp?) planning positive trianing of children with positive parents more hugs fewer drugs should now be standard (etc.)

- divine styler 1989

― artdamages, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 13:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Sorry to potentially turn this into another thread where we quote ~~the Wu-Tang Clan~~ Liquid Swords ad nauseum, but...

Witches, warlocks, spooks, and holy ghosts
Rza, let's defraud the hoax!

...has been playing in my mind all day.

― The Reverend, Friday, 9 March 2007 00:03 (seventeen years ago) link

"psssshh"

― artdamages, Friday, 9 March 2007 00:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm the king of the chrome
get the fuck out my FACE

― deej, Friday, 9 March 2007 00:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I got a house on the lake
i built from cake

― deej, Friday, 9 March 2007 00:46 (seventeen years ago) link

My soliloquoy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil
You went behind my back like Bluto when he cut up Olive Oyl

― The Reverend, Friday, 9 March 2007 01:10 (seventeen years ago) link

"I fucked your friend-yeah you stank ho!/I seen her on the elevator, honey grabbed my kangol!"
-Ghostface

"Plus his money keeps flowing like Niagra Falls/We know Jesus saves, and Ludacris withdraws"

― catblender, Friday, 9 March 2007 01:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i HATE the inanity of this line, but its been stuck in my head all day:

why's everybody mad at the south for?
switch your style up, switch to southpaw

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 9 March 2007 02:08 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man there is so much good shit on ironman. did anyone ever see the video that was just clips from speedracer? that must have been 'daytona 500'

― artdamages, Friday, 9 March 2007 02:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Black man watch out
She's saltwater trout!

― The Reverend, Friday, 9 March 2007 02:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I caught a plane out to Cleveland late last evening
To help my niggas clean up some niggas no longer breathing

-Bone Thugs-N-Harmony feat. 2 Pac "Thug Luv"

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

and my nigga biggie got a itchy gun grip
one in the chamber thirty two in the clip

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

ESCARGOT
MY CAR GO

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 10 March 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

There's gonna be a lot of slow singing, the flower bringing
If my bug-a-lar alarm starts ringing

― The Reverend, Sunday, 11 March 2007 00:23 (seventeen years ago) link

whatcha think all the guns is for?
c-4 to your door no beef no more

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 11 March 2007 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Pumpin' BDP through a Rahiem kit
With a Duracell double D Destiny mix

― Oilyrags, Sunday, 11 March 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

NO, BITCH-- YOU'RE (K)NOT (K)NOT FUNNY / PLAYING TOO HARD LIKE HOPSCOTCH RUNING

― luriqua, Sunday, 11 March 2007 22:38 (seventeen years ago) link

walk it out like usher
if ya say 'real talk' then i probably won't trust ya

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 17 March 2007 03:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I'll skate on your crew
Like Mario Lemieux

― The Reverend, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:34 (seventeen years ago) link

1-2-3
the crew is called bdp

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 April 2007 03:08 (seventeen years ago) link

get mcs mad make em flare they nostrils
i'm poetry the rap fanatic, i gets HOSTILE

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, technically not a couplet, but I love this line from Flip's "Block Money":

"my money been straight, and by the way, my new chick go to Penn State. I paid for her car, I paid for her books, okay I'm lying, but don't that shit go with the hook."

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

As mentioned elsewhere:

"Still get it poppin' without artists and repetoire
'Cause Monch is a monarch only minus the A&R"

― Oilyrags, Thursday, 5 April 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Said I'm in your mind and I'm in your ear
And I can get on down in your atmosphere

Now don't you know I got know I got finesse
Cuz I ripped the S offa Superman's chest

Said me and Superman had a fight
I hit him in the head with some Kryptonite

And now don't you know he was outta sight
I did it to his mind like a dynamite

― Pye Poudre, Thursday, 5 April 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

lookin down the barrel of a gun
son of a gun son of a bitch
gettin paid gettin rich

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 13 April 2007 00:34 (seventeen years ago) link

And battlin' me is hazardous to your health
So put a quarter in your ass, cause you played yourself.

-BDK

― Oilyrags, Friday, 13 April 2007 02:12 (seventeen years ago) link

The almighty dollar/It ain't what it used to be
Hobos used to ask for a dollar/Now the the motherfuckers ask you for threeeee...

--Devin The Dude, "The Almighty Dollar"

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 13 April 2007 03:43 (seventeen years ago) link

And it's like the streets call me: How could you leave me after all I done for you/who else would employ you

- Jay-Z, Addicted to the Game (unreleased)

― Hurting 2, Friday, 13 April 2007 03:45 (seventeen years ago) link

"i don't really care waht side your with
cause a real nigga don't need sponsorship"

-poet lauriate guilty simpson

― davie, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

"And I don't give a fuck if you pregnant
Gimme the baby rings and the #1 Mom pendant"

-if you don't know who this is, you have no business calling yourself a rap enthusiast

― Oilyrags, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

"The almighty dollar/It ain't what it used to be
Hobos used to ask for a dollar/Now the the motherfuckers ask you for threeeee..."

Mine too. The other day I was walking to work with my headphones on here in downtown Houston. That line was kinda in the back of my head, as I had just heard it a couple of days previously, and then this old Mexican man came up to me and said what I thought was "Tree dollas?"

I was astonished. Devin really is a genius, but this was a little too weird. I shook my head and kept walking, but something made me stop and take my headphones off and ask him what he said.

"Where estreet Dallas?" is what he said. He was looking for West Dallas Street, not asking me for three dollars.

― novamax, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"Rap like hell, Make it sound like heaven"

― Tape Store, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:05 (sixteen years ago) link

(Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five - Superrappin')

― Tape Store, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:06 (sixteen years ago) link

He sticks his information into her communication. - Treacherous Three "The New Rap Language"

Nerdiest oblique sexual metaphor ever?

― The Reverend, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:24 (sixteen years ago) link

AND WHEN I WAS 5 MY FAVORITE MOVIE WAS THE GREMLINS
AIN'T GOT SHIT TO DO WITH THIS BUT I THOUGHT THAT I SHOULD MENTION

― max, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:26 (sixteen years ago) link

Totally.

― The Reverend, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:27 (sixteen years ago) link

are we over lil wayne yet? i dont want to be.

― max, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:32 (sixteen years ago) link

I've never been able to choose a side of the fence with him. On one side, some of his mixtape material is incredible, but the couple albums I've heard are tremendously boring.

― The Reverend, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah it's like not even worth it to listen to carter II outside a couple tracks but weezyana, the dedications, the droughts--amazing

― max, Monday, 30 April 2007 05:30 (sixteen years ago) link

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I'm the reason they made the dress code
They figure I wouldn't wild when I'm in my fresh clothes

― The Reverend, Friday, 12 August 2011 23:32 (twelve years ago) link

then i swag my swag
then i bitch my swag
bitch a swaggy bitch

― we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Saturday, 13 August 2011 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

cuz i'm a rough aggressor
a camoflauge dresser
my M-16 has a flash suppressor

― are you ready for a thing called prog? (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 13 August 2011 19:17 (twelve years ago) link

also history mayne otm

― are you ready for a thing called prog? (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 13 August 2011 19:17 (twelve years ago) link

f-a-b-o-l-o-u-s
in the new S, circling the U.S.

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 14 August 2011 08:41 (twelve years ago) link

just in case y'all was lost, i'm the face in the source
long cuban, white ice placed in the cross

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 14 August 2011 08:44 (twelve years ago) link

blowin pounds of the buddha, throwin rounds in the ruger
if BK get hot, we go and lounge in bermuda

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 14 August 2011 08:45 (twelve years ago) link

it'll be a manslaughter right in front of my kids
a little blood get on my daughter, it's nothing she'll live

― The Reverend, Friday, 26 August 2011 02:44 (twelve years ago) link

young & gifted, tongue prolific, in a beach bungalow is how i bung in christmas
from the streets i flow from the hungriest districts, swiss kicks crisp when i come to those picnics...

― zvookster, Friday, 26 August 2011 02:58 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

put me in chains
try to beat my brains
i can get out
but the grudge remains

― rap game klaus nomi (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

i used to rob folks like somali pirates
now i feel on rich chicks like miley cyrus

― Rolling "2 chainz" draadje (The Reverend), Tuesday, 25 December 2012 01:25 (eleven years ago) link

I'm that man, bit the toe right through the sock
And left a half a guinea pig in your grampa' tacklebox

― flared bass (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 25 December 2012 01:44 (eleven years ago) link

eight months pass...

left homes with half his dome in a napkin
for sayin "what's poppin?" when he asked him "what's crackin?"

― zvookster, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:40 (ten years ago) link

four weeks pass...

I used to be the fat bitch lifter, hennessy in the snifter
Now I'm the high plains drifter

― ball games w/ james (calibrate), Thursday, 3 October 2013 19:49 (ten years ago) link

three months pass...

I'm Sgt. Slaughter, I keep my shit cooked-to-order
To satisfy my people in Georgia and 'cross the water

― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 23 January 2014 14:03 (ten years ago) link

five months pass...

abracadabra hocus pocus i don't know if you noticed
been getting my money lately my hustle game is ferocious
you seen my new mercedes? it's domeless
go hard or go home? i go homeless

― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 14:58 (nine years ago) link

same album:
my cup so heavy, i promise theres 'bout a PAINT in it
and i call my ride the real mobile, if you ain't real you AIN'T in it

― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 15:18 (nine years ago) link

ten months pass...

i'm so into you
what the fuck am i gonna do

-- honey cocaine

― tpp, Saturday, 23 May 2015 14:05 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

Extra live, he claimed he couldn't die, top rank
Sixteen shots in his fishtank

― five six and (man alive), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 23:23 (eight years ago) link

I swarm around with a thousand of bees
Absorb earth and the honey from trees

― best beloved george benson (The Reverend), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 19:49 (eight years ago) link

eleven months pass...

You can't flow, must be the speech impediment
You got lost off the snare off Impeach the President

― Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 25 August 2016 23:10 (seven years ago) link

two years pass...

NIFTILY
WE CAN MAKE IT
HIP TO BE
WHAT WE ARE
CUZ WHAT WE BE
BE THE EPITOME
DOO
DAH
DIPPITY

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 September 2018 19:52 (five years ago) link

can someone delete hurting's die antwoord post?

― J0rdan S., Friday, 31 December 2010 21:04 (seven years ago) Permalink

lol, did I really post a die antwoord lyric, and did someone really delete it, because I can't find it on this thread

― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 27 September 2018 14:43 (five years ago) link

lol

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 27 September 2018 16:22 (five years ago) link

I love the Beatnuts but this line from 'Psycho Dwarf' always bothered me, "Any piece of ass I ever got is cause I took it."

― Yelploaf, Thursday, 27 September 2018 16:37 (five years ago) link

four months pass...

I done been hit with a bullet, and one grazed me
I done been considered a failure, it don't faze me

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 31 January 2019 15:34 (five years ago) link

fuck you your honor
check my persona
i'm strugglin for old
gold and marijuana

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 31 January 2019 16:38 (five years ago) link

three years pass...

I know the reason you feel the way
I know just who you wan' be
So everyday I thank the man upstairs
That I ain't you and you ain't me

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 7 September 2022 17:08 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

my top back like JFK
they wanna push my top back like JFK

― c u (crüt), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 20:48 (five months ago) link

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