Classic Album, FUCKING TERRIBLE Cover Art

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Which, the one standing next to the girl? That's a robot with a lit-up head.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 14 April 2005 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link

tuna taco!

Lemonade Salesman (Eleventy-Twelve), Thursday, 14 April 2005 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link

a skeleton robot.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 14 April 2005 20:28 (nineteen years ago) link

how anyone could approve of *either* GnR cover is beyond me - that original is completely silly (the other's just kinda lazy)

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 14 April 2005 20:28 (nineteen years ago) link

WHY THE FUCK IS MATT SORUM'S AUTOGRAPH ON THAT RECORD?

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 14 April 2005 20:28 (nineteen years ago) link

guys, that robot rape GNR cover is far worse

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 14 April 2005 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link

i think i like the 2nd gnfnr cover more

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 14 April 2005 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I agree. The original doesn't look *classic* either and it doesn't look the way GNR sounds (to me). I think just a better execution of the cross design would be perfect, actually.

Lemonade Salesman (Eleventy-Twelve), Thursday, 14 April 2005 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link

haha did yall see the arrested development with ben stiller with the great use your illusion joke in it?

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 14 April 2005 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

The robot rape cover is just appropriated from Robert Williams (who painted it years earlier, I believe), making it lazy. The skull-cross logo is merely juvenile and exceptionally silly.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 14 April 2005 20:31 (nineteen years ago) link

wasn't the 2nd cover a tattoo of waxl's?

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 14 April 2005 20:32 (nineteen years ago) link

haha did yall see the arrested development with ben stiller with the great use your illusion joke in it?

Yes, I loved his "W" goatee.

Lemonade Salesman (Eleventy-Twelve), Thursday, 14 April 2005 20:33 (nineteen years ago) link

It is, but I don't which came first (cover or tat). I believe he's since BLACKED IT OUT (i.e. Duff's...er...skull is no longer visible on his arm, etc.)

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 14 April 2005 20:33 (nineteen years ago) link

uh, appropriated? lazy? make sense?

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 14 April 2005 20:34 (nineteen years ago) link

haha if i'm ever really rich and really bored i'm gonna get a r. williams cover 'appetite' autographed by every member of gnfnr who doesn't actually play on that album. if there's enough room.

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 14 April 2005 20:35 (nineteen years ago) link

This cover never did the album justice, IMO:

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0001WPSJ0.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

darin (darin), Thursday, 14 April 2005 20:37 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.musicobsession.com/Pictures/d/e/delasoul187996.jpg

Sym Sym (sym), Thursday, 14 April 2005 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link

I was thinking of the Kinks as a band that had pretty mediocre cover art compared to their contemporaries. But when I went and looked at them again they all seemed pretty appropriate if understated.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 14 April 2005 20:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Sym Sym you are CRAZY

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 14 April 2005 20:41 (nineteen years ago) link

somebody insert soft machine, vol. 2 pls.

carly (carly), Thursday, 14 April 2005 20:42 (nineteen years ago) link

That Kinks album always reminded me of....

http://hometown.aol.com/jesusandsue2/PorkyPigTag2.jpg

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 14 April 2005 20:43 (nineteen years ago) link

How often does a classic album elevate the mediocre cover art to something passable or even iconic? For example, I can't really separate Soft Machine Vol. II from the cover art. Even though objectively I would probably have to admit that it's a crappy piece of art it seems like an integral part of the album to me.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 14 April 2005 20:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Thumbs up for GnR managing to have two alternate covers on the same album, both of which are among the most awful covers ever.

However, this album always belongs in threads like this one:
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00005ASHM.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

It is interesting that, while album covers from the mid 60s or earlier were usually crap, great albums such as the first three Beatles albums, Elvis' debut and Sinatras' "Sings For Only The Lonely" all had really classic covers.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 14 April 2005 20:52 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, i can't stand to look at it. maybe that comes with time. but right now it kind of makes me want to throw up.
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carly (carly), Thursday, 14 April 2005 20:53 (nineteen years ago) link

pet sounds cover art is great

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 14 April 2005 20:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Like walter says, the de la cover is iconic because it's such an incredible album. but it is also very very ugly.

Sym Sym (sym), Thursday, 14 April 2005 20:54 (nineteen years ago) link

I think that De La Soul cover is great. Captures their image and style in a perfect way. You knew immediately that hippie rap had arrived.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 14 April 2005 20:56 (nineteen years ago) link

One part of me thinks this is extremely wry and funny, the other well.....you decide.

http://tralfaz-archives.com/coverart/S/soft_cell_nonf.jpg

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 14 April 2005 20:58 (nineteen years ago) link

sorry, but this cover is really ugly

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00000745F.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

darin (darin), Thursday, 14 April 2005 21:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Like walter says, the de la cover is iconic because it's such an incredible album. but it is also very very ugly.

I don't think so. Ugly is of course subjective but there are some objective reasons why it's a "good design." The dayglow colors were very popular at the time (and previously in the '60s), the hand-drawn quality is nice and the overall triangular composition is very strong. Plus the standing-in-a-circle-looking-down pose mirrors the previous year's Straight Outta Compton.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 14 April 2005 21:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Alex, Bizarro has a fantastic cover! Why do you think it's bad? Better than Seamonsters...

paulhw (paulhw), Thursday, 14 April 2005 21:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I LOVE the Wedding Present cover!
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I don't think I knew that "Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret" was a Soft Cell album. I only knew it from one of David Cross' lines on a "Mr. Show" episode.

Speaking of Cross, and the above referenced "A.D." quote, wasn't the joke:
"I was going to call my show "Use Your Illusion," but some band had the rights. So I'm going to call it "Use Your Illusion 2."

Waking Up Onstage at Jumbo's (Bent Over at the Arclight), Thursday, 14 April 2005 21:13 (nineteen years ago) link

i always thought they were going for a keith haring thing somewhat with the de la design.

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 14 April 2005 21:13 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah that's the joke!

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 14 April 2005 21:13 (nineteen years ago) link

The "Non Stop Erotic" cabaret cover is great.

Looks like the photographer pulling two people out of the closet against their will on their way out from some gay bar.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 14 April 2005 21:21 (nineteen years ago) link

ok yeah, i can't defend those two.

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 14 April 2005 21:24 (nineteen years ago) link

I kinda like the Cool For Cats cover, actually.

Alex, Bizarro has a fantastic cover! Why do you think it's bad? Better than Seamonsters...

it's one of my favorite albums of all time.....and all it gets is a meaningless crayon scribble? It's a travesty (though the American edition....replacing the green field with peachy pink, is much worse). I liked the Seamonsters cover (the original one with the fishy scales, not the swirly design one).

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 14 April 2005 21:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Actually I kind of don't mind the Alien Lanes cover but it's almost like it needs to be a little worse. Like it's almost reaching a Boredoms-ian dementia but not quite getting there.

I think all of the Squeeze covers are just barely passable at best. Except for the first one which is nicely over-the-top.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 14 April 2005 21:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Alex, all of the stuff you posted is actually pretty decent (Porky excepted). At least in a slick polished way. I take it that's what turns you off is that kind of overly clean, almost corporate look?

walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 14 April 2005 21:35 (nineteen years ago) link

http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/140/146134.jpg

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 14 April 2005 21:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, I don't think I could make a sweeping generalization about whay i don't like. I wouldn't call the cover of Mutiny by the Birthday Party as especially clean/corporate look. I don't like the 2003 Killing Joke cover mainly because it looks like a rejected Insane Clown Posse sleeve and because I got to see Mike Coles' original artwork (closer to What's THIS for!).

I can like slick and corporate, so long as its still provocative. I think the cover of Second Annual Report by Throbbing Gristle, for example (the quintessence of simple and corporate) is genius.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 14 April 2005 21:41 (nineteen years ago) link

It would be a better cover if it were just the trees or just the blurry image, but it’s less than the sum of its parts

Jaqueline Kasabian Oasis (bendy), Thursday, 4 August 2022 16:34 (one year ago) link

Yeah, I'll admit to never having even noticed the trees until today. I just thought it was some kind of black and white pattern of wear and decay, like the picture had water damage or something.

peace, man, Thursday, 4 August 2022 16:56 (one year ago) link

I really like the earthy tones on Innervisions' cover. I'd rather single out Songs in the Key of Life, which does not have much for it except that it reminds me of that Dario Argento's Profondo Rosso poster.

Nabozo, Thursday, 4 August 2022 17:03 (one year ago) link

The earthy tones are actually nice, I like those, it's just the front cover that's disappointing. I don't want to criticize it too much because I don't want to sound mean, but I just kind of wish the artist tried something else conceptually. I don't think the visual representation of the title was a good idea.

birdistheword, Thursday, 4 August 2022 17:25 (one year ago) link

Or rather how they chose to visually represent the title.

birdistheword, Thursday, 4 August 2022 17:26 (one year ago) link

the innervisions cover is dope

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Thursday, 4 August 2022 17:33 (one year ago) link

Yeah, I'm all about Innervisions, Fulfillingness' First Finale, and Songs in the Key of Life album covers.

peace, man, Thursday, 4 August 2022 17:46 (one year ago) link

Music Of My Mind is the best cover, but none of them are bad.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 4 August 2022 18:12 (one year ago) link

I remember the Journey Through the Secret Life of Plants cover was embossed with braille, is that true of any of his other LPs?

Halfway there but for you, Friday, 5 August 2022 14:58 (one year ago) link

Songs in the Key Of Life always reminds me of Orville Redenbacher popcorn and I can't quite work out why

frogbs, Friday, 5 August 2022 15:01 (one year ago) link

I'd buy Stevie Wonder popcorn.

birdistheword, Friday, 5 August 2022 15:53 (one year ago) link

I guess you can also see the sun in late December

big movers, hot steppers + long shaker intros (breastcrawl), Friday, 5 August 2022 15:59 (one year ago) link

The resemblance is probably stronger here.

birdistheword, Friday, 5 August 2022 16:18 (one year ago) link

I've always assumed that the cover of Songs in the Key of Etc was supposed to be an abstract representation of the birth of Stevie Wonder's daughter. As a tie-in with "Isn't She Lovely".

And I don't mean that as a joke, e.g. I have always assumed it was supposed to be a crap, hippy-drippy 1970s attempt at portraying the miracle of birth. What is it supposed to be? The internet has nothing to say about the cover art (the US Rolling Stone magazine thought it was cheap-looking).

Ashley Pomeroy, Friday, 5 August 2022 17:34 (one year ago) link

I've always seen it as Stevie arriving on Saturn.

peace, man, Friday, 5 August 2022 17:48 (one year ago) link

Baby coming down the birth canal, first thing it sees is Orville Redebacher

Are U down with the BVM (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 5 August 2022 18:28 (one year ago) link

Future Sound of London - Dead Cities

https://i.discogs.com/FQHgALMFgyfvPc6LCSs4nnplRGSqtRwBzuvJOaLp7zY/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTE4MzEz/Mzk5LTE2MjI2MjI2/OTMtMzIyMi5qcGVn.jpeg

What a terrible, dated, cover. Wasn't a fan of it even in the late 90's early 00's when I bought the CD. But it's a stone cold classic record.

octobeard, Saturday, 6 August 2022 01:05 (one year ago) link

Agree with both statements.

beard papa, Saturday, 6 August 2022 01:09 (one year ago) link

lol at first glance i thought the hype sticker at bottom left was yet another dubious 90s graphic design decision

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 6 August 2022 01:47 (one year ago) link

The Stevie covers are great. Superunknown is fine, a bit generic and of its time, but not grievously bad by any means.

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Saturday, 6 August 2022 01:52 (one year ago) link

That FSOL cover is ghastly.

Disarm u with a SMiLE (morrisp), Saturday, 6 August 2022 01:58 (one year ago) link

the lifeforms cover is amazing so i guess they had to immediately counter it

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Saturday, 6 August 2022 03:41 (one year ago) link

Tbf Stevie couldn’t actually see his cover art so at least he has an excuse.

I’d like to nominate Frank Ocean - Channel Orange, deserves a better cover than orange with some text.

Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Saturday, 6 August 2022 06:53 (one year ago) link

i love that FSOL cover.

mark e, Saturday, 6 August 2022 13:27 (one year ago) link

I dunno even the shitty art made pre-personal computers was better than a lot of the generic shit that’s popped up since. Feel like there was a period where everybody’s album cover looked like a handbill for a shitty tropical house club or something. Nb: I’m probably full of shit

brimstead, Saturday, 6 August 2022 15:09 (one year ago) link

agree, mark e… see even the early crude digital art was better

brimstead, Saturday, 6 August 2022 15:09 (one year ago) link

it's the intense over saturated colours that i love.
yeah, it is dated, but i care not (see the shamens covers from this period for some seriously dated coverart !).
i just think that the whole cd booklet suited the album brilliantly.

mark e, Saturday, 6 August 2022 15:47 (one year ago) link

My recollection is that in the late 1990s there was an abrupt leap in the sophistication of CGI / early PhotoShop album art. There was the "we can do CGI" pre-modern era, with grey aliens holding a spliff / robots dancing / bees flying over a fractal landscape etc:
https://i.discogs.com/kCk40WSmGccEVa_znPsW8HonMZVq33q7OXz2lzRKYQ4/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:590/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTExNzA4/NS0xNTc1NjIyNTUw/LTg1MjIuanBlZw.jpeg

Then there was the modernist Buggy G Riphead stuff, which was better-executed but conceptually still in love with novelty. And then there was the post-modern Tomato / Designer's Republic stuff, which felt a lot more sophisticated:
https://i.discogs.com/thHFxphlLVWsiKEjsFGh-Y6VlCJUZ7ixCu-m49hiEoE/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:595/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTIzMjE0/LTExNzkzMTMyNjIu/anBlZw.jpeg

I picked those two examples because that compilation series spanned the three eras. FSOL's graphic language circa Dead Cities is odd - the visuals for "We Have Explosive" came from Run Wrake's Jukebox, which was edited into the video for the single:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwPys3JQZ74

As a consequence it doesn't look like the rest of the album. In my opinion it has aged better.

Ashley Pomeroy, Saturday, 6 August 2022 20:03 (one year ago) link


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