yo is it true vordul got sonned by a wite kid after a aol beef??????

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this thread is like reading the martian version of ILM

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 22 July 2004 03:32 (nineteen years ago) link

An impassioned look punctuates every sentence as he argues against the evils of close-mindedness. When you ask this 6’7”, 298-pound Harlem rep about his creative influences, you’ll hear him mention Donald Byrd, Redman, Jimi Hendrix, Wu-Tang, and Billie Holiday all in the same breath. It becomes obvious that his name refers no only to his size but to his perspective as well. Which is why he gets so amped when criticizing those who choose to limit themselves by not listening to certain music because they feel it’s “white people music.” Or because it isn’t in rotation on Hot 97: “That’s the first fuck-up. Niggaz segregate themselves. People are too busy segregating and separating. Yo man, [if] it’s good, it’s good.”

― djdee2005, Thursday, 22 July 2004 03:37 (nineteen years ago) link

we have to write this "sonned by a wite kid song". someone come up with verse 1.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 22 July 2004 03:46 (nineteen years ago) link

move that second " one word to the left, yo

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 22 July 2004 03:47 (nineteen years ago) link

How old are you guys that you've never heard someone say "sonned"?

― djdee2005, Thursday, 22 July 2004 03:47 (nineteen years ago) link

I've heard sonned, and "nephew" and all that shit.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 22 July 2004 03:48 (nineteen years ago) link

ooooh i was treatedddddd

― djdee2005, Thursday, 22 July 2004 03:52 (nineteen years ago) link

okay, okay, verse 1...

*ahem*

"I'm tha mastor wrapper and I'm here to say!
I like Fruity Pebbles in a major way, son!
You don't want me on ya bad si- um...
You don't want me to get on my bad... no wait
You don't...want to get... *shrug*
fuck."

― STINKOR™, Thursday, 22 July 2004 05:44 (nineteen years ago) link

TEH CHORUS:
You don't...want to get...
SONNED BY A WITE KID pussy ass bitch
SONNED BY A WITE KID makin me sick
SONNED BY A WITE KID fuck y'all hoes
SONNED BY A WITE KID you fuckin homo

etc. Imagine it sung by DMX or somethin'

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 22 July 2004 06:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I treat bitches like snitches and leave 'em in stitches (WHAT!)
AOL Time Warner got beef, I'm about ta sink ma teef (WHAT!)
Into some wite kid (UH HUNH... YEAH)
Before he sons me (UH HUNH... TRUE)

(DMX doing the whats, Puffy doing the uh huhs)

― STINKOR™, Thursday, 22 July 2004 06:26 (nineteen years ago) link

um. guy got blindsided, beat and ditched by a stranger and ended up with a wired jaw.
not funny.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 July 2004 06:32 (nineteen years ago) link

― vahid (vahid), Thursday, 22 July 2004 06:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm more about the phrase "sonned by a wite kid" then trying to make light of the incident itself, fwiw.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 22 July 2004 06:40 (nineteen years ago) link

oops my bad.

― STINKOR™, Thursday, 22 July 2004 06:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Dont indie rappers ever get tired of always saying the same stuff about mainstream rap being soulless and starting a revolution in every interview? I mean it has to get old at some point, right?

I'm actually more fed-up of indie rappers going "OMG I actually like popular rappers, haven't I shocked your very perception of me?" in every damn interview they give.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 22 July 2004 10:32 (nineteen years ago) link

So as we've established there's no right answer they can give, surely the real blame lies with interviewers who bring up this boring fucking subject in the first place

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 22 July 2004 10:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Dif Juz > Def Jux

― Chris Ott (Chris Ott), Thursday, 22 July 2004 12:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Sonned By a Wite Kid After a AOL Beef

I just spit coffee all over my keyboard. Too funny.

― mike a, Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:36 (nineteen years ago) link

dude this shit was YEARS ago

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:44 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, sorry i didn't mean to make light of someone getting beaten, or down indie rap or anything like that....there was just something extremely funny and silly to me about the original post/subject line in this thread....

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link

2004:

music writers making statements about indie rappers' opinions on mainstream hip-hop > indie rappers having opinions on mainstream hip-hop

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:50 (nineteen years ago) link

People getting beaten, especially Def Jux artists, is very funny though Matt.

― adam (adam), Thursday, 22 July 2004 18:38 (nineteen years ago) link

No, the violence isn't funny. Just the thread title. "...After A AOL Beef" - that's comedic gold.

― mike a, Thursday, 22 July 2004 18:39 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.showandtellmusic.com/images/galleries/gallery%20n/nohands.jpg

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 22 July 2004 18:41 (nineteen years ago) link

i see hands there. this is a sham.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 22 July 2004 18:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Shit, good point.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 22 July 2004 18:43 (nineteen years ago) link

truly one of god's "miracles", however.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 22 July 2004 18:45 (nineteen years ago) link

If someone knows of an ILX thread title that's funnier than this one's without context by all means post it here.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 22 July 2004 19:31 (nineteen years ago) link

sonned by a white kid after a aol beef/
it's his own fault, his shit stink worse than a infected queef/
he had it comin' to him like a ship at sea approaching a reef/
his fat ass en route to crashing and getting beeched/
the bullshit he speak thinner than marijuana leaf/
the kinda bullshit numb the brain can't hardly no more speak/
oh em gee dubya tee eff el oh el/
bitch as got owned after some shit went down on aol/
GOOD GOD

― random dude (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 July 2004 19:47 (nineteen years ago) link

bitch ASS got owned

― random dude (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 July 2004 19:48 (nineteen years ago) link

(repeat chorus)

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 22 July 2004 19:49 (nineteen years ago) link

yo is it true hstencil got sonned by a wite kid after a nosie bored beef??????

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 22 July 2004 19:50 (nineteen years ago) link

six months pass...

this is still my favorite thread title ever

― Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Sunday, 23 January 2005 22:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Who on Def Jux says the mainstream is "soulless"?

EL-P

― chaki in charge (chaki), Sunday, 23 January 2005 22:37 (nineteen years ago) link

show evidence, plz.

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:22 (nineteen years ago) link

he doesnt use the exact word "souless" but he talks about the difference between his music and the "manufactured shit they play on the radio" or something during an interview on the return of the robots dvd.

― chaki in charge (chaki), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:29 (nineteen years ago) link

El-P has praised Master P in interviews. The only thing I've heard him criticize as far as the mainstream goes is the business models it uses.

― djdee2005 (djdee2005), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:39 (nineteen years ago) link

And RJD2 has said he wants to work w/ ludacris, i quoted vast above talking about how he likes music played on hot 97, etc.

― djdee2005 (djdee2005), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:40 (nineteen years ago) link

― chaki in charge (chaki), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:46 (nineteen years ago) link

looks like i ... sonned you...eh? eh?

― djdee2005 (djdee2005), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:48 (nineteen years ago) link

SWNED!

― **%@, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:56 (nineteen years ago) link

mouth-sonned by Nazis unconscious

― What's this place, Biblevania? (natepatrin), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:37 (nineteen years ago) link

i was mooned by a wite girl after a aol chat.

― eman (eman), Monday, 24 January 2005 16:04 (nineteen years ago) link

“6’9” and all muscle”

No no no NO! That's not right.

The lyric goes, "Buying bread from a man in Brussels / He was six-foot-four and fulla muscles / I said do you speak-a my language? / He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich."

― The Mad Puffin, Monday, 24 January 2005 16:07 (nineteen years ago) link

six months pass...

swned again

― N_RQ, Friday, 19 August 2005 10:22 (eighteen years ago) link

About The Mindset Army

The Mindset Army is a gully Internets gang.

haha gully

― amon (eman), Friday, 19 August 2005 11:22 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.fox.es/stellent/groups/es/@print/documents/asitecontent/es_cinp_001238.jpg

― fe7 (FE7), Friday, 19 August 2005 11:40 (eighteen years ago) link

From late 2004 until the beginning of this summer, he maintained a blog at the URL http://warscribe.blogspot.com He launched the blog to no small amount of fanfare, insulting other hip-hop bloggers and declaring his intentions to take over hip-hop blogging.

But - as time went by - it became increasingly obvious that he had little of any value to contribute to the blogosphere and, as such, he never managed to draw much of an audience. Broken and embarrassed, he retired from blogging earlier this summer.

CONTACT:
Bol Guevara, MD, gang leader
The Mindset Army
byron.crawford@gmail.com

OHO!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Yay, my favorite thread is back!

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:09 (eighteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren; And Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram; And Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon; And Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse; And Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias; And Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa; And Asa begat Josaphat; and Josaphat begat Joram; and Joram begat Ozias; And Ozias begat Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz begat Ezekias; And Ezekias begat Manasses; and Manasses begat Amon; and Amon begat Wite Kid; And Wite Kid begat Vordul; and Vordul begat Josias; And Josias begat Jechonias and his brethren, about the time they were carried away to Babylon: And after they were brought to Babylon, Jechonias begat Salathiel; and Salathiel begat Zorobabel; And Zorobabel begat Abiud; and Abiud begat Eliakim; and Eliakim begat Azor; And Azor begat Sadoc; and Sadoc begat Achim; and Achim begat Eliud; And Eliud begat Eleazar; and Eleazar begat Matthan; and Matthan begat Jacob; And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 6 January 2006 02:26 (eighteen years ago) link

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnZNS1q-III

― wrapped sausage stylus (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 7 April 2012 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

Sonned? explain is that new slang like derived from "We can battle for cash and see who's son's who?"

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, July 21, 2004 5:08 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― #yolo contendere (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 7 April 2012 17:57 (twelve years ago) link

El-P's "Bytchass of Juxberry" boxing rules

― same old song and placenta (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 7 April 2012 21:13 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

http://willhigh.info/raps

― buzza, Saturday, 7 July 2012 22:41 (eleven years ago) link

― higgs bosonned by a wite kid after a aol beef (get bent), Saturday, 7 July 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link

the friction of a hot dick, gift of smegma goo

― calum-y maybe (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 9 July 2012 04:30 (eleven years ago) link

― mississippi joan hart (crüt), Monday, 9 July 2012 04:31 (eleven years ago) link

ah fuck

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 9 July 2012 04:36 (eleven years ago) link

that is a super fucked up website

― goole, Monday, 9 July 2012 14:03 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.obeseamerica.com/RSbreak.htm
Vinegar Tongue-ognihs named this beat Turn2 and for those heads who have SA-2, the reason is clear enough. The track’s a mixture of wordplay and commentary on the blind followers. The night Will High broke Vordul‘s jaw, he hit me up on AIM and replayed the night’s events in the third person. It was only later I discovered that he was describing himself handing out the beat down. Said surreal event was the foundation for the end of my first verse. Vinegar Tongue was one of the most difficult songs to name but the bitterness expressed seemed to make my final decision fit. It’s strange. I don’t have problem writing songs, just naming them.

― am0n, Monday, 9 July 2012 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

aim is mentioned by name, so maybe some aol chat room.

― am0n, Monday, 9 July 2012 14:55 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

http://rapgenius.com/Cunninlynguists-southernunderground-lyrics#note-631392

― Neanderthal, Sunday, 28 July 2013 13:24 (ten years ago) link

the will high on a rocking horse photo seems to have got 404d by a hosting company in an expiration tragedy

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Sunday, 28 July 2013 13:39 (ten years ago) link

is Maester High still making his rounds on the net?

― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:52 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

http://instagram.com/p/fRaQAoMg4R/

― some dude, Thursday, 10 October 2013 04:03 (ten years ago) link

oh damn!

― Me & Mahomies (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 10 October 2013 04:03 (ten years ago) link

whoa

― combination hair (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 10 October 2013 08:09 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

anyone excited for the new one? I don't think I've listened to the debut much since it came out, though I found instrumentals which worked pretty well as a Blade Runner-like soundtrack for doing work.

― Poliopolice, Monday, 2 March 2015 18:47 (nine years ago) link

yeah I'm kinda excited to see if the wite kid can take his son game to the next level this time

― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 2 March 2015 19:01 (nine years ago) link

i'm kinda hoping he can son El-P too

― Poliopolice, Monday, 2 March 2015 19:08 (nine years ago) link

the other wite beef

― Jawn DWYCK (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 2 March 2015 20:01 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/the-juice/6502327/run-the-jewels-attacked-onstage-sxsw-video

― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 06:43 (nine years ago) link

funny how billboard says "f---boy" in the text and then includes the tweet that says fuckboy.

― StanM, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 07:14 (nine years ago) link

I saw El-P fall off stage once. True story.

― Keith Moom (Neil S), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 09:26 (nine years ago) link

yo is it true el-p got sonned by gravity after a stage-lip beef??????

― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 11:14 (nine years ago) link

it is true. It was at an ATP, I saw him later in the bar, he was looking rather glassy-eyed

― Keith Moom (Neil S), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 11:43 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

https://i.imgur.com/QeEuKjL.gif

― JB, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 20:00 (seven years ago) link

three years pass...

yo is it true lj got sonned by gyac after a hot soup beef??????

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:13 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

I'm not afraid. I'll fight any of you. LOL

― Will High, Friday, June 12, 2009 3:09 PM bookmarkflaglink

What does "LOL" mean? You should be less cryptic and not use site-specific slang from other boards you post on.

― nitional biscsuh otmpany (some dude), Friday, June 12, 2009 3:11 PM bookmarkflaglink

― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 August 2023 14:04 (eight months ago) link

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