That awful poster with Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc

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I love the idea of Buddy and Moony hanging at the bar. Reckon they'd get along just fine.

The Velvet Overlord (The Velvet Overlord), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 12:15 (nineteen years ago) link


It's like black t-shirts bought from market stalls that have pictures of soft-focus wolves on them DOES THIS ACTUALLY REPRESENT WHO YOU ARE YOU CRAZY FUCK?

-- Sick Mouthy (sickmouth...) (webmail), June 30th, 2004 9:04 AM. (Nick Southall) (later) (link)

Hey, it does!

Yeah, I see people wearing those shirts all the time, and it seems to represent EXACTLY the type of person who would wear one. And as a sartorial choice, a silkscreened wolf on a black T-shirt doesn't seem all that "crazy."

briania (briania), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 13:27 (nineteen years ago) link

And as a sartorial choice, a silkscreened wolf on a black T-shirt doesn't seem all that "crazy."

Maybe not "crazy" so much as "lost".

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:00 (nineteen years ago) link

oh man this reminds me of that crap "boulevard of broken dreams" poster, in which james dean, humphrey bogart (!), and marilyn monroe appear in a version of hopper's "nighthawks at the diner." it never fails to show up in half-assed "50s diners" and bad college town used bookstores.

amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:03 (nineteen years ago) link

i love these "all-star party" pictures! yeah amateurist otm with the bogart, and the marilyn monroe, and sometimes eric clapton and shit, charlie chaplin etc etc

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:04 (nineteen years ago) link

they're so weird!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:04 (nineteen years ago) link

omg LOOK at the weird neon thing attached to that version of the poster! can you get any tackier?

amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Why would James Dean be hanging out with the Three Stooges?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:06 (nineteen years ago) link

the only thing worse are those hand-coloured b&w posters of kids in adult clothing making out in old mustangs and stuff

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:06 (nineteen years ago) link

i think we need robin to explain that one

amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:06 (nineteen years ago) link

shudder

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:07 (nineteen years ago) link

http://coolstamps.com/star-marilyn-elvis-dean-bogart-sing.jpg

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:08 (nineteen years ago) link

now THIS is a bar i want to visit!

http://www.midwest-plaza.com/images/ElectricArtImages/javadrms_lg1mini.jpg

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:09 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.jrdclassics.com/images/neonpicture1.jpg

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:10 (nineteen years ago) link

How creepy is this?

http://www.nachshon.org.il/~yatz/images/tn_3j_s.jpg

Is the suggestion here that Joplin is having a MMF threesome with Hendrix and Morrison?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link

now THAT would look great in the game room.

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link

why is james dean singing in that one poster? do they have him mixed up with the country music james dean?

amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:13 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.heavenshouseband.com/images/color_small.jpg

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:14 (nineteen years ago) link

aww, "heaven's house band"

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:14 (nineteen years ago) link

http://userpages.umbc.edu/~slesko1/sjk.gif

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:16 (nineteen years ago) link

there should be a t-shirt of sid vicious helping kurt cobain to shoot up. while they are sitting on a cloud.

amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Why is Woody Allen in Rock and Roll Heaven?

Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link

"heaven's junky crash pad"

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Woody is in cos he fucked his adopted daughter, c'mon NTI, surely that's obv.?!

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:22 (nineteen years ago) link

That's just SICK. Ye should wash your mouth out soon.

Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:24 (nineteen years ago) link

SICK but ROCK N ROLL.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:24 (nineteen years ago) link

I like how Zappa's in "Heaven's House Band."

"Eat that pork
Eat that ham
Laugh till ya choke
On Billy Graham.
Moses, Aaron & Abraham...
They're all a waste of time
And it's your ass that's on the line"

briania (briania), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link

My favorite shirts are the And 1 shirts people used to wear, with different intimidating slogans like "Get your books son, I'm takin you to school!" or whatever. It's like you would by the shirt with the intention of making it clear that whoever came in your path would get their ass kicked.

David Allen (David Allen), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I love all the detatched arms holding lighters in that 2nd-to-last poster...

Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link

good god alex where are you finding these?!

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:31 (nineteen years ago) link

His room.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Have ye not heard of Google?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:32 (nineteen years ago) link

alex lives in rock & roll heaven!

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:32 (nineteen years ago) link

i image-googled "dean marilyn elvis" and found a bunch, lord knows what you're searching for ("rock and roll heaven"?)

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I kinda like the one of Sid flippin' off Kurt, but I have no idea why Hendrix is there (other than that maybe it's because he's from Seattle).

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Is Sid from there, too?

Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:34 (nineteen years ago) link

because they all died nasty deaths due to overdoses

amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:34 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.grooveworks.com/images/KK23.jpg

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:35 (nineteen years ago) link

because they all died nasty deaths due to overdoses

Well, Kurt didn't.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Cobain famously overdosed on BULLETS TO THE HEAD.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Hahahahaha

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:36 (nineteen years ago) link

oh yeah, see what a little crack will do to your memory folks?

sn!ff (amateurist), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:36 (nineteen years ago) link

LOL

Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:37 (nineteen years ago) link

It will make you forget that BULLETS KILL IN YR BRANE.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:39 (nineteen years ago) link

lol

budo jeru, Friday, 2 September 2022 23:51 (one year ago) link

lol they remind of these wombo things I made inputting band names

Beatles
https://i.imgur.com/3eZJ2m8.jpg

ZZ Top
https://i.imgur.com/tS7aUiH.jpg

Led Zeppelin
https://i.imgur.com/hA0o2m9.jpg

Guns N Roses
https://i.imgur.com/VmUv3oB.jpg

brimstead, Friday, 2 September 2022 23:59 (one year ago) link

oh well, well they’re all there

brimstead, Friday, 2 September 2022 23:59 (one year ago) link

For the first I think I put in “a cheesy poster of Janis Joplin jamming with other dead rock stars in a bar” or something. I originally had Hendrix and Cobain in the prompt too but it rejected that on the “no famous people” rule (sorry, Janis).

The expansion on the second one was similar but without the name I think.

Alba, Saturday, 3 September 2022 07:00 (one year ago) link

fascinating, thanks! the results are excellent, imo.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 September 2022 12:02 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

TIL: the artist who first painted the Elvis, Bogart, Marilyn, Dean version of Nighthawks At The Diner was the same artist who painted the album cover for The Scorpions' Blackout. More about the perverse/dumb cultural history of that painting here: https://www.thebeliever.net/the-hopper-consani-connection/

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 12 December 2022 03:58 (one year ago) link

five months pass...

A painting that has a ton of meaning to me. One of these days I will explain the meaning behind this painting.
https://i.imgur.com/eKcEm2p.jpg

https://www.facebook.com/PatrickBetDavid.Valuetainment/photos/a-painting-that-has-a-ton-of-meaning-to-me-one-of-these-days-i-will-explain-the-/1529223233858714/

formerly abanana (dat), Friday, 26 May 2023 15:33 (ten months ago) link

Having a closer look, I'm sure one of the bust is Socrates, and Plato possibly, in a vault surrounded by incredible knowledge (books )

budo jeru, Friday, 26 May 2023 16:04 (ten months ago) link

"I think this is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that has ever been gathered together at the White House, with the possible exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone." -- Bob F. Marley

pplains, Friday, 26 May 2023 17:41 (ten months ago) link

https://i.ibb.co/nrrDfGL/IMG-0841.jpg

brimstead, Friday, 26 May 2023 18:31 (ten months ago) link

those guys are pretty much contemporaries tho

brimstead, Friday, 26 May 2023 18:32 (ten months ago) link

Ghosts don't reflect in mirrors, but they do cast shadows.

pplains, Friday, 26 May 2023 18:41 (ten months ago) link

if there is a jazz heaven -- and i think there is -- then jesus definitely spins his vintage blue note pressings on $12,000 clearaudio innovation chrome turntable

budo jeru, Friday, 26 May 2023 19:31 (ten months ago) link

that is so embarrassing

Tracer Hand, Monday, 5 June 2023 22:32 (ten months ago) link

in which realm is that cactus? in which realm are those high-end floorstanders?

andrew m., Tuesday, 6 June 2023 13:56 (ten months ago) link

one month passes...

https://i.imgur.com/UHPxp0R.png

z_tbd, Friday, 4 August 2023 17:53 (eight months ago) link

Yeah but Steven Tyler told me dude looks like a lady

Steely Duran (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 4 August 2023 18:11 (eight months ago) link

abolish rock

your original display name is still visible (Left), Friday, 4 August 2023 18:18 (eight months ago) link

Mount Rockmore

budo jeru, Friday, 4 August 2023 19:17 (eight months ago) link

Yeah but Steven Tyler told me dude looks like a lady

― Steely Duran (Ye Mad Puffin)

he was talking about men who look like old lesbians

does anybody remember laughter?

Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 4 August 2023 19:28 (eight months ago) link

two months pass...

Why is Geddy hugging Paul like that?

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 19:28 (six months ago) link

tongue or gtfo

Left, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 19:56 (six months ago) link

three weeks pass...

🖼


Missed this one. Art Blakey playing the single snare like Han Bennink.

deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 14 November 2023 01:31 (five months ago) link

if there's a rocknroll heaven
there's gotta be a rocknroll hell

donald wears yer troosers (doo rag), Wednesday, 15 November 2023 04:23 (five months ago) link

i've rarely been sadder at broken img links on ilx

andrew m., Wednesday, 15 November 2023 16:52 (five months ago) link


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