I DEMAND AUSSIE RAP

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all of which does raise an interesting question -- why hasn't australia produced a hip-hop culture of some sort? or if there is one, why the lack of publicity? it seems rather strange, given hip-hop's appeal to any number of cultures (western and otherwise).

Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 22 June 2003 07:03 (twenty years ago) link


ted, it's the weather. good hip-hop is about being pissed off which is relatively easy in sub-freezing new york. all we've got to be pissed about is the fact that the poms beat us in the rugby last night.

jarv, Sunday, 22 June 2003 07:14 (twenty years ago) link


"you've got me locked down in this cold,
cold world."

jarv, Sunday, 22 June 2003 07:21 (twenty years ago) link

Tad, there is one, it's all over the suburbs, and it's pretty good these days. There is a thread about it somewhere here. As an occasional adviser to grant bodies I have the privilege of hearing some of the newest stuff in demo form. The magical thing that's (finally!) happened is that they've started rapping in Aussie accents instead of cod US ones. It's a lazy, cruisy, slightly comic style that's developed, and the marijuana influence is pronounced (leaf, not bud). Check out Bumblebeez.

Why isn't it around so you can hear it? Just try releasing anything in Aust right now that isn't ultra-commercial. It won't get past community radio in the cities. There is an unwritten law about independent music getting no radio play without payola/favours/back scratching. Even highly publicised music struggles to break even. Record co's here are experiencing falling sales etc, same as the rest of the world, but the problem is worse as there's not a big population.

However, if Aussie hip-hop is like Aussie techno, you can probably tap into the Aussie hip-hop network by just exploring/mailing/emailing. I'm sure with a bit of effort you can get hold of all this stuff, 95% of which is on CD-R.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Sunday, 22 June 2003 07:23 (twenty years ago) link

Did a quick search. Try this:

http://hiphop.net.au/main.html

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Sunday, 22 June 2003 07:28 (twenty years ago) link

Thanks colin! yr info is excellent. When I started this thread I wz actually hoping for a list - UK, France & Korea seem to have the most vibrant hiphop scenes outside the US- hence anything else is always welcome. Yr points re: the industry are v. interesting however I would be a liar if I didn't admit that I won't be happy until minna posts to this!

Millar (Millar), Sunday, 22 June 2003 08:30 (twenty years ago) link

yeah there's japan I know but DJ Krush was never that grebt to begin with, let's be honest, shall we?

Millar (Millar), Sunday, 22 June 2003 08:36 (twenty years ago) link

Australian hip hop is frequently ultra old-skoolish, not just De La Soul but somewhere in the spectrum b/w Sugarhill Gang and Schooly D. As a result it's sort of undie-by-default, very much inextricably linked w/ "the four elements of hip hop" ad nauseum. Only recently have I started to hear much Aussie rap that, like, sounds vaguely modern sonically - which isn't a problem per se, but it means that a huge gulf exists between people into Australian hip hop and those who follow chart rap, perhaps even larger than the divide in America.

Some of the best stuff I've heard is Aboriginal hip hop, not for its subcultural authenticity but just because the flows are really distinct and occasionally quite wacky-in-a-good-way.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Sunday, 22 June 2003 08:58 (twenty years ago) link

UK, France & Korea seem to have the most vibrant hiphop scenes outside the US

You forgot Germany.

As to Australia, I second The Herd but beware, their quality control with regard what they choose to release is, shall we say, lax.

Also try Resin Dogs, whose last album Grand Theft Audio (yeah I know, bear with them) was pretty fine - proper unreconstructed bogan rhymes too.

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Sunday, 22 June 2003 11:21 (twenty years ago) link

'ted, it's the weather'

Is that why Cali's fallen off?

dave q, Sunday, 22 June 2003 12:42 (twenty years ago) link

(if it has. Has it?)

dave q, Sunday, 22 June 2003 12:43 (twenty years ago) link

Well, it's sorta grey around here today.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 22 June 2003 13:37 (twenty years ago) link

less aussie rap, more CDB!!!!

di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 23 June 2003 00:04 (twenty years ago) link

There's probably a couple of This Is Serious Mum tracks that qualify.

Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Monday, 23 June 2003 00:39 (twenty years ago) link

stealth mag

gaz (gaz), Monday, 23 June 2003 00:53 (twenty years ago) link

There's probably a couple of This Is Serious Mum tracks that qualify.
-- Chris Barrus (chri...), June 23rd, 2003.

Chris, things are not THAT bad.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Monday, 23 June 2003 00:57 (twenty years ago) link

millar the reason i didn't post yet is because i never listen to aussie hip hop and tim summed up pretty well why not. i probably won't start listening until i feel as though i'm missing out on something (occasionally i get pangs like this and think there must be something interesting out there but at this stage the vast majority seems pretty uninspiring to me).

minna (minna), Monday, 23 June 2003 04:23 (twenty years ago) link

in my promos this week: the j-weiss project: bang this! described by the pressrelease as someone with a "vision for a new australian urban sound" and in the vein of neptunes dre, timbo.

*shudders*

gaz (gaz), Monday, 23 June 2003 04:33 (twenty years ago) link

have you listened yet gaz?

minna (minna), Monday, 23 June 2003 04:37 (twenty years ago) link

no. i will. do you want it?

gaz (gaz), Monday, 23 June 2003 04:43 (twenty years ago) link

haha um tell me what you think first!

minna (minna), Monday, 23 June 2003 05:05 (twenty years ago) link

Well screw you guyz cos I've heard some kerayzze stuff, although I'm not at liberty to tell you what it is.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Monday, 23 June 2003 06:03 (twenty years ago) link

Chris, things are not THAT bad.

Phew! I was worried...

Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Monday, 23 June 2003 07:00 (twenty years ago) link

What's some aboriginal hip-hop worth checking out Tim?

BTW - I just got hold of a Melbourne hip-hop demo that actually quite good - MGM & DEZ, all Dre styled sonics, with 'More South than the Word of Mouf' shout-outs

You should check it out.

Michael Dieter, Monday, 23 June 2003 07:44 (twenty years ago) link

Shit I knew I'd forgotten something: Two Up!

www.villageidiotrecords.com - go there.

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Monday, 23 June 2003 08:04 (twenty years ago) link

j.weiss is a californian basketball player who relocated to play for an adelaide team and is now a melbourne club promoter. his "vision for a new urban australian sound" is apparently that we sound just like US r'n'b hiphop, have US accents and respect how LARGE he is.

and you know i like that sound minna, but...ptah!

gaz (gaz), Monday, 23 June 2003 21:50 (twenty years ago) link

from what I've heard australia is shockingly far behind nz re : local hip-hop; wierd.

on the other hand nz could never produce something as gonzoid as the avalanches, so.

Ess Kay (esskay), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 00:59 (twenty years ago) link

It all comes down to whether you f*** sheep or kangaroos.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 01:08 (twenty years ago) link

you get more tail with a 'roo

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 01:40 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.mp3.com.au/polemic/

http://www.ozhiphop.com

I'm not really part of the scene, but Melbourne has a growing hiphop movement with such heads as The Obese Crew (of Obese Records, a central oz hiphop record store), with MCs like Bias B, Pegasus and Soloman Klepto

If your interested in hearing some trip-hop-esque instrumentals from Melbourne, check out the top link - Polemic(me)'s site. Ozhiphop.com is a further look into aspiring producers, djs and Emcees.

Rob McD (keith's bro), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 06:44 (twenty years ago) link

Ah yes, I have that record that Pegasus made with Taskforce! I like it when he rhymes cop car with helicoptar. He's really good but an odd listen, his phrasing is odd and his voice is decidedly unusual (reminds me oddly of some of those MCs from Southwest England who rap in wacky Bristolian or whatever).

Tim (Tim), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 08:42 (twenty years ago) link

if you seriously want the ol' aussie accent rap try matty b's the courageous lp on obese. there's a track called "a beer with dazza" which bites the classic Slim Dusty tune, and certainly mentions picking up sheilas down the pub.

gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 23:38 (twenty years ago) link

Diggas make their releases at home, and the rare vinyl tends to come out muddy. JIGZAW JEFF is a great guy in his 30`s who makes clever mixtapes on his own, but upsets the other RESIN DOGS who can't see their record company having KRS-1 samples cleared. Everyone likes the Resin Dogs, including the late Joe Strummer (paths crossed at the Big Day Out). Girls dance at their shows, ex-rugby guys with meaty necks and check shirts grip beers and nod their heads. Ferals dig it too. Good look, great drummer (check also 2 DOGS, or for that matter REGURGITATOR).

Digga shit, like its only slightly more ludicrous trans-Pacific counterpart, Nip Hop, was born to be comical. Exponents are either consciously or unconsciously so.

Unlike Japanese Wa-do-shu-mis-u, however, Diggas have been not been allowed to adopt weighty gold jewellery (unless their family held some interest in a kebab shop) or the bandanna-under-cap affectation. Likewise, film clipz featuring doe-eyed Aussie bitches in fishnets, skirts and Ghetto-Fabulous-Polyester-Flamingo-Feather crop tops riding alongside our Digga heroes in Holden Statesmen are ruefully absent. No sexual braggadoccio, no limber aspiring Roppongi strippers gyrating their arses or tracing O's in the air with their fashionably trimmed centres of gravity...

Jiggas 1, Diggas 0.

But "Bloke" has been used occasionally with relish as a rhyming word, as has "Fuckin' Oath" to great effect. When the US navy comes to town the happy young Yanks tend to get their cliches bashed up in radio freestyle battles, but they're generally otherwise riding in a Holden Statesman knee deep in some girl named Natarsha who herself harbours wistful hopes of a melanoma-less future for her child, whom she just might christen Lonsey, or Desree. Seamen of the States have learned to avoid provoking conflict with Vietnamese ex-pats in nightclubs, especially when a number of said ex-pats sport knives like Mick Dundee to tragic effect. Metal detectors in clubs everywhere now.

FATTY BOOMSTIX (of COOLISM), from Canberra and of unclear racial origin (maybe Samoan), is fluid and witty. Very listenable, very bedroom.

One of the guys in PNEUMONIC ASCENT (Mexicans, I believe) has a voice to which a travel agent I once knew flicked off; she's now in Mongolia, but they're still in Melbourne.

BRAD STRUT (Mexican)has a farkin Aussie twang if you ever heard one, a turn of phrase, and is consciously comical, but unfortunately monotone as fark...(I'm from a place/ where people show no pity/ a straight face/ welcome to Melbourne city/ I'll make ya chicky rub her clitty like her name Was Mimi/ MacPherson in person catch me slurpin' on a tinny).

BIAS B (Mexican)is more nasal then Dennis from "Meet the Feebles", plus he lisps a bit. Wears the similarly Feeble Hip Hop Traditionalist badge. Skills and respect and all that. Good name, but.

DECIPHER have the distinction of being the only Digga crew with no less than 4 useless Journalism degrees, and 2 members whose lungs have collapsed. They always smoked the best weed, and enjoyed a wholesome reputation as Blokes you wouldn't mind having around even if they were shagging your sista (as long as you got to shag theirs').

2D is the best and most versatile beat producer in 'Stralia.

RAMAN, the offspring of cranky Hippy parents, is hilariously serious yet strings flows together nicely....(Please chill/ and integrate my mental state's perspective/ I'm effective with the breath 'cause I check kids/ who ain't up to scratch and can't match the skills I hatch/ and if ya think ya can let's do this/ I'm servin' balls like Phillopousis/ 'cause suckers saying "yo, who's this?"/ Dude with creative juices/the loosest/mc ta let ya melon elevate/ and if ya can't relate feel free to evacuate the premises/ of the poem when I deliver this I'm flowin' like a lunar eclipse/and leavin' mc's in my shadow 'cause ya had no depth or consciousness/and ya words 're monotonous/synonomous with wackness/the fact is/ that stagnation's separation from the essence of myself/ and wealth is understanding that I have no limits/though i'm explicit with the vivid vocab from the spirit/ya know it when ya hear it/ the lyrics as opposed to the gimmicks/that come and go like periods/I don't take the shit too serious...) I don't really believe that closing line but it sounds good. Ramse sorely lacks the Bitches in Statesmen necessary to spicing up his image.

DNO, one of the RESIN DOGS' longtime rappers, is the 'Strine Eminem.

Another longtime RESIN DOGS' rapper LAZY GREY (w. cohort Len One) is arguably the best 'Strine rapper ever...seems to like Mobb Deep(the hash-pot eaters/gourmet prawns/banana fritters/seafood barbecues and Vic Bitters/it sounda lovely/a dozen gone in a hurry/six-packs get cracked like skulls in rugby).

There's a guy with curly hair from Adelaide who sounds like a cross between Black Thought and Old Dirty Bastard (astonishingly, though, not on hard drugs).

PROWLA sounded good too.

Digga shit may well deserve a look in from overseas punters but that remains incidental to Digga's primary task of convincing their own music buying public their musical endeavours are worth paying money for.

TripVanJangle (TripVanJangle), Saturday, 28 June 2003 03:41 (twenty years ago) link

Going by what JJJ has been playing recently, I demand much less aussie rap.

Tim Stewart (Tim Stewart), Saturday, 28 June 2003 05:28 (twenty years ago) link

well, if you must listen to jjj...

gaz (gaz), Saturday, 28 June 2003 07:20 (twenty years ago) link

btw if anyone actually, really wants some aussie rap you can write to me

gaz (gaz), Saturday, 28 June 2003 07:21 (twenty years ago) link

four months pass...
Any ya'll mother fuckers heard Mollonex? I got a tune JunkieToSoldier.mp3, crazy shit, fuckn up drug addicts. I love it me bro is a fucking junkie anyway it fucking rocks. Aussie rap is definatley getting better. Anyone got any more of his mp3 email me please!! I can't find shit on google.. All these forums noone helping me!

sandra, Friday, 31 October 2003 08:44 (twenty years ago) link

1200 techniques suck really badly

the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 31 October 2003 09:00 (twenty years ago) link

Trip VanJangle's post is a little masterpiece isn't it.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 31 October 2003 09:04 (twenty years ago) link

TZU are okay. Better live than on record though.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 31 October 2003 09:11 (twenty years ago) link

i just heard the maya jupiter record and...uh...my colleague started singing macarena along with the first track and then i was fcked.

gaz (gaz), Friday, 31 October 2003 09:18 (twenty years ago) link

five months pass...
thats not aussie rap.

download "Bias B - Hursty"

u can get it off kazaa.

that is good aussie rap

james S, Saturday, 3 April 2004 04:14 (twenty years ago) link

Does the rapping kangaroo from that lame-ass movie count?

latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 3 April 2004 04:23 (twenty years ago) link

hey, Two Dee here. Dno pointed this thread out to me and I am flattered that someone thinks I'm a good producer!
I am surprised that people know of our limited run "demo" tape, I don't even have one myself. It was done on a 4-track and I did the beats as MOD files (8 bit, 4 tracks, 360K max!).

We also have a lot more recent Decipher tracks with Rainman (who's now in Sydney) which we are itchin to release. And I've just finished my solo album (not purely hiphop) and I am producing DNO's atm too. And Raman and myself recently had a track on Hempilation which I like- "In the clutch" :)

If any good rappers want to collaborate (or nick one of my beats) please let me know. I am especially interested in any political "REAL" raps. Expose the truth!

the only and one Two Dee...BOTU....DC...RTV

twodee@mail15.com or two_dee76@yahoo.com.au

Ali McBee, Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:07 (twenty years ago) link

five months pass...
Here's something good I heard recently - The Hoong & I featuring The Radical Son. Click on full mp3 of 'Wicked' for starters and check out some of the other tracks below it too.

http://www.abeltoro.com/audio.htm

the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 7 October 2004 05:05 (nineteen years ago) link

I worked on a techno record with The Hoong aka HJ Kim years ago. One time I remember him saying as he listened to a part I had just put into the sequencer, in his lazy cat voice, 'that's funky...but I prefer it extremely funky...'

the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 7 October 2004 05:16 (nineteen years ago) link

someone needs to mention urthboy, so, urthboy

mentalist (mentalist), Thursday, 7 October 2004 06:47 (nineteen years ago) link

The Layla record should be real good, looking forward to that.

Has anyone checked out the Bliss & Eso record? I only have the mixtape and its hit and miss, the two tracks I do like don't seem to be on the album either?

Mil (Mil), Thursday, 7 October 2004 09:18 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...
f u c k you

jb, Saturday, 28 January 2006 05:17 (eighteen years ago) link

i have no idea about aussie rap but there is a hiphop magazine published out of australia. they cover US stuff too but if you would go to their forum at http://www.stealthmag.com/board/forumdisplay.php?fid=1 and ask about aussie hiphop those folks could help you out

charlie bucket (charlie bucket), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 04:03 (eighteen years ago) link

they made a movie showing him chopping his own ears off with a razor blade, so I guess you could say that, boychild!

haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 04:37 (eighteen years ago) link

why is necro producing this?

???, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 06:50 (eighteen years ago) link

I still get lines from "I like Fridays" stuck in my head.

Was that by The Herd, and does anyone have lyrics?

rchinn (rchinn), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 09:22 (eighteen years ago) link

ten months pass...
Konect A Dot:

http://www.myspace.com/konectadot

Listen to "You Just Don't Know', a solid whinge about the frustrations of making music for no-one in regional Australia.

moley, Friday, 9 March 2007 00:38 (seventeen years ago) link

And this is Wire MC:

http://www.myspace.com/wiremc

Listen to 'Bring It On'.

moley, Friday, 9 March 2007 00:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I think the only time it's ok for an Australian to put on an American accent is in hip hop. the Australian accent just doesn't sit well.
It's the vibe, y'know?

..and also cultural cringe.

Drooone, Friday, 9 March 2007 00:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, I kind of agree... though I don't mind an Aussie accent in hip hop, especially if the MC is talking about really Aussie stuff like sticking a piece of garden hose in an Orchy bottle or whatever. I'm interested to know if the yanks on this board hear an American or an Australian accent in these tracks.

moley, Friday, 9 March 2007 00:56 (seventeen years ago) link

someone mentioned constant references to " the 4 elements" - too true - Nz had the same thing 8 years ago. as if being around for ever meant worthiness .
oz hip-hop is certainly starting to sound half decent to non-oz airs finally. my faves are bliss'n'eso ( one half is an american though)...and some of 'the herd'. I really like the tune 'no rider' by guy urthboy from the herd. reggae sample helps

grap-fu, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 12:18 (seventeen years ago) link

three months pass...

OK got a real good one for ya this time - 'Smash a Kangaroo' by Heaps Decent. This could only come from one country and is kind of really inspiring for me even if it isn't perfect.

http://www.myspace.com/heapsdecent

moley, Saturday, 30 June 2007 05:35 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...

New website...

http://www.urbanaustralia.com/

moley, Thursday, 30 August 2007 03:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Chopper with Brad Strut and Bias B:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv9QXkL4D

energy flash gordon, Thursday, 30 August 2007 10:33 (sixteen years ago) link

Macromantics, anyone?

http://www.myspace.com/macromantics

James Mitchell, Thursday, 30 August 2007 12:13 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Fr.esh Recordings:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=397388088

"Centrelink believed in me when no-one else did".

moley, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 01:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Bored of Canada (S-), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 02:03 (fifteen years ago) link

What about rap about Australia? Does that count?

i and i overstand ilx bomboclaat formatting n ting (The Reverend), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 02:16 (fifteen years ago) link

two years pass...

Bustacap:

http://soundcloud.com/bustacap/no-entry-bustacap-vs-andy

moley, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 04:12 (thirteen years ago) link

better than most

barbara of seville (electricsound), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 04:24 (thirteen years ago) link

PK Crew. Stick with it past the slow intro, these guys are awesome once they get rolling:

http://www.youtube.com/porkhuntproductions

moley, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 06:58 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

KillaQueenz & South Rakkas Crew Feat. Lady Chann - Double Up (Full length version)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUrqxf2Hq_I&feature=share&list=PL88DE1DCBBE7899DE

moley, Thursday, 13 September 2012 00:50 (eleven years ago) link

speaking of Killaqueenz:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9T-TNymeRk

amazing that this thread never became an R.A.E.D. dump

┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Thursday, 13 September 2012 02:21 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

Indig Hip Hop show, Xmas edition, available as a free d/l on Mediafire. The show presents a good cross section of what's happening in Indigenous Australian hip hop at the moment.

http://www.mediafire.com/?wg0d7qm75mtb5y7

Track listing and links (courtesy of the show)

01. Yung Warriors - Just A Thought (read what they have to say in the new free ebook 'Real Talk' http://goo.gl/YkAAE)
02. Wire MC - Bring It On (more info at: http://au.myspace.com/wiremc)
03. The Swanz - Brown Skin, Black Woman (buy the album at: http://www.wowhd.com.au/CD/various-culture-music-from-black-australia/dp/171901)
04. Native Ryme - Together (read what they have to say in the new free ebook 'Real Talk' http://goo.gl/YkAAE)
05. Sneake1 - Looking For A Change (read what he has to say in the new free ebook 'Real Talk' http://goo.gl/YkAAE)
06. Yung Nooky - Clouds (read what he has to say in the new free ebook 'Real Talk' http://goo.gl/YkAAE)
07. Tribal S.U.N.S (feat Murri Boy aka Tommy Weatherill, DeeKay from Native Ryme & Fred Leone from Impossible Odds) - All My People (more info at: http://www.vibe.com.au/component/content/article/34-about-deadly-sounds/1729-February.html)
08. The Last Kinection - Burning Bridges ft. Briggs (read what they have to say in the new free ebook 'Real Talk' http://goo.gl/YkAAE)
09. Street Warriors - Novocastrians (buy their album at: http://streetwarriors.com.au/)
10. Sky'high - Look At Me Now (read what she has to say in the new free ebook 'Real Talk' http://goo.gl/YkAAE)
11. WZA - Mission Breed (buy his album 'Dreamtime' at: http://www.gadigal.org.au/kooriradio/SongList.aspx?aId=24)
12. Thumbs Up Mob - Thumbs Up From Alice Springs (more info at: http://www.jlf.org.au/alice-springs-gives-its-thumbs-up-to-healthy-tucker/)
13. Dreamtime Brothaz - Aboriginal Sound (buy the EP at: http://www.aedmusic.com.au/index.php?_a=viewProd&productId=26)
14. South West Syndicate - Are You With Me Out There (more info at: http://www.vibe.com.au/conditions-of-use/item/3203-south-west-syndicate.html)
15. Impossible Odds - Look in my eyes (buy it at: https://itunes.apple.com/au/album/impossible-odds-ep/id285407613)

moley, Tuesday, 25 December 2012 10:24 (eleven years ago) link

Curse Ov Dialect

i remember attending a rehearsal of some group that r4c3less of CoD was one of the rappers... would have been 95 or so.. it was eye opening..

mother nature gives me a cuddle every time i beat the shit out o (electricsound), Tuesday, 25 December 2012 10:27 (eleven years ago) link

straight outta canberra

get it on smang a gong (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 25 December 2012 22:30 (eleven years ago) link

four years pass...

An Australian rapper called 2pec racked up a large bill in a seafood restaurant, before running into the sea to avoid paying, a Queensland court has heard.

Police set off in hot pursuit on jetskis for the man, who later claimed he ran to help a friend give birth on the beach, according to local media.

His bill was over A$600 (£360, $450).

Terry Peck, who has been charged with theft and assault, later said the lobsters were overcooked.

The 33-year-old appeared in court on Monday morning after the incident at Omeros Bros restaurant in Surfers Paradise on the east coast.
He allegedly consumed two lobsters, a baby octopus, 21 vodka oyster shots and "a number of Coronas".

"Oh God! By himself?" said magistrate Joan White when she granted bail, according to ABC News.

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A restaurant representative, Mark Hunnybun, rejected the criticism of the standard of cooking, telling the network: "We pride ourselves on cooking our lobsters perfectly."

Australian media have uncovered some of Mr Peck's self-produced music, including one track entitled Ozi Ozi Ozi Oy Oy Oy.

Vlogs from other credible bands such as Shed Seven (DJ Mencap), Monday, 10 April 2017 10:50 (seven years ago) link

brb gotta help a friend give birth on the beach

'it's is my life' - jon bovi (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 April 2017 11:42 (seven years ago) link

this is more "lol gold coast" than "lol aussie rap"

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 09:53 (seven years ago) link

A restaurant representative, Mark Hunnybun

Mark what?

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 09:56 (seven years ago) link

kbp otm

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 22:08 (seven years ago) link


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