$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

i'm gonna stock up on parents

maybe she meant like ransom them or something

i took it as more like her parents would say "hand over the hundred bucks kiddo, we got bills"

seriously, cashing it and using it for booze fund

cuz you know america number one and whatever

gonna give 300 kids two dollars

^lost blink 182 video

ok if you did that gbx that would in fact be totally awesome

yeah serious answer is she probably meant helping her parents who are definitely poor. Which is unbelievably cute and sad and sweet.

im not going to do it because fuck little kids daddy needs boooooooze xpost

blog it or it didn't happen

gbxpost

A MILLION DOLLARS!!???!?!?!?!?!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fdqAbnGs-fw

300 hot dogs

you know, like tina fey.

http://www.schadenfreude.net/upload/2007/11/familyGuy_Meg_single1_72.jpg

I'm gonna pretend that you're the New York Knicks.

All for me, sorry, no awesome children handouts. I'm thinking clothing free-for all, maybe starting with Filene's Basement for maximum bang/buck ratio. Save enough for a mad high-dollar steak and baked potato dinner for two. Or maybe just one, too keep with the "all for me" spirit.

FUCK YOU, I GOT SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS! I GOT A MANDATE!

all I can think of looking at this thread is the part in Glengarry Glen Ross where Pacino goes "you just cost me six thousand dollars. SIX! THOUSAND! DOLLARS!"

as a side note, is it really possible that no one in the world has made the obligatory "I got your economic stimulus package right here!" crotch grab joke, or am i just watching all the wrong television networks these days.

. ?

No wait, changed my mind. I'll still do dinner if I can, but I could really use a good wool suit. Just one is all I need, long as it's charcoal and comes with two pair of pants.

This is so 2001.

do they still sell indulgences?

maybe I should use this as an excuse to try per se

Is the Crunchwrap Supreme an indulgence?

that's a penance moreliek

lol i'm lutheran

Wait, is this refund for the first or second inherited recession?

I sell indulgences. So to speak.

OK, hookers and blow--that's an indulgence, right?

absolutionly

kenan you use your $600 as a bribe for a libble invite

I pooh-pooh your childish libble invite. I have discovered stmusic.

(No, actually, I'd still kinda like a libble invite, or whatever else you got.)

i actually use stmusic. i'm glad to see that its library is gradually growing. i got an invite from a friend (lol panicking oink refugees) right after oink went under and it's gotten better recently.

jhoshea extols the virtues of what.cd but i haven't been able to wrangle an invite

pay off my cc

lol at this thread turning into "i will use my $600 to bargain for a means to illegally download mp3's"

i was lazy zinging kenan for earnestly filling out the form on the libble invite thread

http://www.helloinfo.hu/img/upload/200512/film_sorozatdvd_thewires2_ziggy.jpg

whiskey drinking duck is but a tragic dream

QP

OK TOMBOT's Fry coffee gif wins so far.

oh that duck :-/

I felt so bad for that duck, man!

Wait, is this US money? Did Bush give you this? Is it STAINED WITH BLOOD??

no, it's not US money, it's dollars that we're borrowing from China.

honestly with the way the dollar looks right now you're honestly better off spending this now and not saving since no investment you're likely to be able to make is going to match the $$ equivalent next april 15

in fact that $600 is already depreciating at a terrifying rate and nobody even has their grubby paws on it yet. I can't wait to see what the sales flyers look like two sundays from now

keytar, cheesesteak, drugs.

wow, i just got a letter from the IRS copping to the fact that they never sent me my stimulus check.

"we are required by law to mail the economic stimulus payment by dec. 31, 2008. we could issue the check by this date so you will note get the payment based on your 2007 tax account. however, you may be able to claim a credit on your 2007 federal return."

that's not quite as fun.

whoa

can we do this again?

we could issue the check by this date so you will note get the payment

i meant "we could NOT issue the check by this date so you will NOT get the payment" obv. so weird, i got the annoying letters saying "we will mail your check out soon!" and then nothing.

I think we are doing this again. You know since it worked so well last time.

i am checking all these threads to see if i posted about buying something with my stimulus check cause i don't remember getting it

bump

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lol

lol

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Thank you, CNBC. No, sincerely: thank you. I don't know what I'd do without u, boo.

lol bulking up you emergency AND retirement saving with $600

thanks to this i'm gonna be able to retire three days early!!!!

I'm using my $600 to upgrade my cyanide tooth to a more fast-acting model.

"BULK UP your emergency savings, and get that retirement savings THICC!"

CNBC: the best use of your stimulus check is to immediately turn it over to a bank. The bank is getting a bit worried about your ability to repay that credit they extended to you. This is bad for their peace of mind.

i'm going to donate it to congresspeople so they can help us even moar

love this ilx-specific sad lol thread bump

i have not received my six hundred dollars yet

Plz 2 join the 'have not received my six hundred dollars yet' club. Membership fees are only six hundred dollars.

Mine’s getting direct deposited into a bank account that no longer exists. I can’t update my bank account # with IRS because trump and the GOP don’t want the executive branch to properly function

just got mine, partner did too, but she still hasn't received the 1,200. anytime she calls the IRS about it they 'transfer' her to a line that hangs up on her. tbh im amazed she can even get ahold of an actual person there to begin with

how much
she said
with six hundred dollars i'll do it

$1400!!

i will be receiving the balance of my "two thousand dollar check" on wednesday march 17

Still no $600
Still no sign of forthcoming $1400
America, why hast thou forsaken me

canst thou claim at least the $600 as a refundable tax credit?