post one reason dating the poster above you would rule and one reason it would suck

a) good taste in the musics
b) not enough cushion for the pushin'

c: likes the city and the country
d: put on a shirt, amirite

c: hawaii :D
d: soul patch D:

uh. i do not like the leafs! i just feel sorry for my leaf lovin' friends!

oh, sorry dude! that is an insult in which i hope you can forgive.

c: is named molly, which i like saying, and can be my twee-outfit zing-partner
d: probably does not like being my twee-outfit zing-partner

c. is so otm all the time!
d. wouldn't be seen in public with me and my total lack of style

c: meets both requirements (2 x chromosomes and a pulse)
d: totally lacks style

c: felix yussuppov fetish
d: i believe she was in band or something

xp

c: lives in chicago
d: is hitting on maria

c: kind of dumb in a loveable way
d: kind of dumb in an annoying way

c: kind of hot in a sexual way
d: kind of mean in a jackass way

jerk

c: former Covenanter!
d: former Covenanter

xp dammit I am not involving dn

c: can't get enough of that sass
d: lacks proper equipment to satisfy me in the long term

c: quick wit
d: blind dates = bad

xpost

c: can't get enough of that sass
d: lacks proper equipment to fix my refrigerator

that didn't work

pro: smooth operator
con: talks your ear off

c: is otm all the damn time
d: is otm all the damn time

fuk xpost. Who's omar?

IF YOU SEE ITS AN XPOST WHY DO YOU CONTINUE? GOD

seems to be similar to the lazy zing thread

pro: sharp fella
con: long distance ;_;

c: likes seven second delay iirc
d: is very anal

(XPOST)

yeah whatever just dont even just pretend i dont really exist do the guy above me i dont care

c: went to my dad's college
d: is a guy

c: would likely be impossible to embarrass in public
d: penis

c: don't know him: fun and exciting
d: don't know him: awkward and potentially disastrous

c: HSTNGS power structure solidified
d: she would probably kill me in my sleep

c: swears a lot
d: the having-a-dick thing, again

c: likes (or maybe even knows) mogwai
d: lives in the cold north and is already attached (and a bloke)

c: experienced w/ handjobs
d: not too hot in a dress

(dammit xposted)

a) lives in hawaii!
b) not the best at walking

c: whales have spouts / are funny
d: weekly fish consumption
(xps)

c: can make a beautiful painting of me
d: no one will see it (;_;)

c: ROXOR
d: Long distance (also, penis, etc.)

c: whales have spouts / are funny
d: weekly fish consumption
(xp)

c: I wouldn't have to remember a new name.
d: I don't know who this person is.

xpost to John: If I was going to kill you, it would not be in your sleep.

Let's see, regarding Jenny:

c: don't know her, and also would really upset my parents
d: lack of penis, but also would really upset my parents

c: contributes to poetry commission thread
d: is already married and lives halfway across world

c: does not act like my bud Prenwick
d: looks creepily similar to my friend Prenwick

c: messiah whose book is guide to getting it on
d: deeznuts would kill me

c: better than max r
d: too young, robbing the cradle

hey dan you've confused deeznuts with me i think

c: lives nearby
d: doesn't leave the dance floor until last call

c: name makes me think of Eazy E
d: name makes me think of Eazy E

a) bro, reminds me of high school, inveterate drunk
b) see (a)

c: doctor-to-be, skilled at mouth to mouth
d: no tits

c: appreciates good BBQ
d: wrong gender

d: wrong gender is lazy

not as lazy as me ripping on max being young but still

I totally cop to all charges of laziness.

c: seems reasonably amusing
d: thinks I'm viral marketing

+ Seems like a thoughtful and caring person.
- Dating most likely isn't an option right now.

Not to keep breaking the rule here but now that I figured out who Sarah is in real life, I found a brief email correspondence that we had back in April 2006. Incredibly shrinking universe :)

Nate - I figured that if you weren't fb friends with Ge0rge Chen I'd be shocked.

All of our mutual friends are scenesters.

It would be funny to do an ilx thread about how Ge0rge knows everyone.

Another thread bites the dust.

http://www.google.com/talk/

one reason why dating Ge0rge Chen would rule and one reason it would suck

+ knows about most everything that's going on and who random obscure bands are
- unhealthy diet

+ likes wordplay
- forced me to rewrite this twice because of xposts; probably dating someone

xpost to Sarahel - I'm giving this another show, now that I've been informed.

+ is a music scenester and into lots of obscure shit (like me)
- is a dirty thread hijacker, who will stop at nothing to ruin my sterling reputation

+ has sterling reputation
- sterling reputation constantly under threat of ruin

+understands ilx addiction
-unsure of what we'd have in common

[ronan i have read your blog for years and we like a lot of the same music ACTUALLY and TBH]

[this poster doesnt count - consider ronan the last poster]

oh well that's good, the minus part is quite awkward to be honest, i should have just said "long distance" like everyone else, haha

+good to go dancing with prolly
-from dublin

+ interesting, fun, likes things i like, lives on a farm iirc????
- gay

+would probably be fun to cook with
-doesn't like anything

not even true! i like tons of things

ok:

+would probably be fun to cook with
-doesn't like anythingargumentative

+HILARIOUS
-hates everything

xxpost!!!!

true :( xpost

lol

+ i like the pnw; seems cool
- i dont really like yoga tea

+funny bro
-sharts

+ enjoys pic threads almost as much as I do + probably has awesome Irish accent
- lives in Ireland, loves dick

+ Awesome chick who totally rocks the short hair :)
- Dislikes Maria Bamford :(

Like I said earlier: ¯\(o_°)/¯ sorry! Her love for pugs makes me think she's good ppl though so might give her a 2nd chance.

(Srsly the only even semi-suck thing I could think of. No big!)