DUDES: do you pee sitting down by default?

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its pathetic that youd even have to guess

― deeznuts, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

your fathers are all shaking their heads at you right now

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

you pee sitting down if you are also laying pipe, extra steps are laborious and unnecessary

― kenan, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^ this is true

― and what, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I dunno if I'd lose sleep over this loss, ally. beartrap

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

see, i knew there would be dissent.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I was about to post something to the effect of wtf re: having to sit down to pee in the middle of the night to make sure it goes in the toilet bowl but then I remembered when I peed in the beanbag chair and so decided to uh post this instead?

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Kenan learned a different meaning of 'laying pipe' than I did.

― milo z, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

dude i think that counts as an extra step that was laborious & unecessary

xps

― deeznuts, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

ITS CALLED A LIGHT SWITCH

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I DONT WANT WET BALLS

HEY REMEMBER WHEN I CONTENDED THAT LEAVING THE SEAT HOW YOU USED IT LIMITED THE TOTAL NUMBER OF SEAT MOVES?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

STACKING WOOD

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

sometimes i pee sitting down if i feel like having a quick read, i.e. nat'l geographic's jamestown cover story. i guess i could read it on the couch but that mag was made for the bathroom. also: espn the magazine.

― félix pié, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

ilx has completed its transition into becoming the man show

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

There is no splashing when peeing from a standing position. The urine stream is so concentrated that any splashing occurs underwater since the stream hits the water so forcefully. And if for some reason the stream isn't fast and concentrated, splashing still doesn't occur since the source is too weak.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

None of this should detract from the very real possibility of accidentally flushing your own balls.

― admrl, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

right now my bathroom reading is this

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/0525949615.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_V45481241_SS500_.jpg

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

PP, citations plz

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

why would you flush while you're still sitting down?!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

People get really mad at me when I pee sitting down at the urinal.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

because you're british?

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

girls just don't understand boys at all

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

my roommate's boyfriend leaves the seat up EVERY TIME. It is like "DUDE I KNOW WHO IS DOING THIS."

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

mars/venus

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

dude this whole 'wet balls' thing is a complete myth

anyway will you all stop posting about shit & urine & start posting on my (unanswered & therefore embarassing) huck finn & mormons thread, not being vain, its just that at the very least im sure god will have more respect for you if you do.

xps

― deeznuts, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

dude this whole 'wet balls' thing is a complete myth

NBO

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

rong rong rong

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i can't believe none of you has ever had a shit so big it caused splashback

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

oh i don't care about the seat up or down, i mean i don't understand people who apparently just like back up into the toilet and don't even look at it before using it. i am just worried about people who are sitting and flushing all at the same time.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Ladies - by following these simple instructtions, we too can have it both ways. http://myvag.net/pee/standing/ And yes, I will most likely have to try this later because . . . well, because I can!

― ENBB, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

oh hi dere xp

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

NOT a Tuomas thread?

― blueski, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

WHY WOULD I DO THAT

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I have no idea but apparently there are women out there who want to!

― ENBB, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

sitting on a public toilet, tucking motion, trying not to touch the inside of the bowl with my penis eeeeeeeeee

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

KENAN

DO NOT CALL TAKING A SHIT "LAYING PIPE"

"LAYING PIPE" IS AN AMERICAN EUPHEMISM FOR "FUCKING"

THANK YOU

― David R., Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

DUDES: do you put down toilet paper on the seat when you shit in public places

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Where does peeing into an empty bottle in the backseat of a Chevy conversion van on I64 westbound fit into this?

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm afraid to answer that question
xpost both of those last two

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

it just doesn't, nick

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

"LAYING PIPE" IS AN AMERICAN EUPHEMISM FOR "FUCKING"
Thanks, ILE. You teach me wonderful new things each and every day.

― ENBB, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Cursory seat wipe only; what doesn't kill me makes me stronger.

Nick: in a Mike Watt song.

― David R., Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i think it's crucial to perfect the 'hover' maneuver over public toilet seat, in the event a seat is dirty

― félix pié, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

peeing in bottle only shameful if you're actually, like, near a bathroom

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

omfg wtf is wrong w/ kenan i tht he just meant if u gotta pee in the middle of doin it u sit down cuz u got a boner

― and what, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

thats the useful 'tuck'

― and what, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Between being quite tall and my aim not being so good anyway, I can end up being a bit splashy if I don't sit down. I can't use urinals at all (I tend to dribble a little as well) and it's quite annoying having to wait for a free loo when in pub toilets.

― The Wayward Johnny B, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

DUDES: do you put down toilet paper on the seat when you shit in public places

no, I've trained myself to not care as I ride the subway every day :(

hover and lay paper if there's caca tho

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Urban Dictionary seems to agree with you, but I must protest that "laying pipe" is a better metaphor for taking a shit than it is for fucking. I mean, logically.

many beartraps

― kenan, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

boner peeing - tips plz?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

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I am punching every one of you.

― David R., Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:46 (seventeen years ago) link

what an incredibly fortunate time i picked to have to leave.

howevver i do feel the need to say my piece: i never peed in the shower until one day in sophmore year of hs when a classmate informed me he alwaysa made sure to pee on his foot because 'it prevents athletes foot'. when i called him a disgusting fuck he acted as if this practice was totally normal. i said no really dude thats fucking gross then i went home & ive been doing it ever since. force of habit.

ps i havent had athletes foot once since

― deeznuts, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i peed on my leg once after getting stung by a jelly fish

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

"once"

― HI DERE, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:01 (seventeen years ago) link

"after getting stung by a jelly fish"

― max, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:09 (seventeen years ago) link

what really makes me happy is someone somewhere is going to read this thread & piss on their foot in the morning.

btw person who is planning to piss on your foot & then read this & is having second thoughts, yes its a true story & we ARE in it together.

― deeznuts, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:16 (seventeen years ago) link

"my leg"

― JW, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link

"on"

― HI DERE, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:37 (seventeen years ago) link

"i peed"

― deeznuts, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:47 (seventeen years ago) link

(good work, everyone)

― HI DERE, Thursday, 19 April 2007 02:15 (seventeen years ago) link

ALLY UREA TREAT

― remy bean, Thursday, 19 April 2007 02:27 (seventeen years ago) link

LOCK THREAD

― JW, Thursday, 19 April 2007 02:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i love you, pee pee thread!

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 03:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe bros should sit down more. There's often piss all over the floor in the men's toilet at work.

― Drooone, Thursday, 19 April 2007 03:11 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe you should never learn not to stand in piss

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 03:12 (seventeen years ago) link

they're doing you a favor, you ungrateful cock

― JW, Thursday, 19 April 2007 03:19 (seventeen years ago) link

cock.

― Drooone, Thursday, 19 April 2007 03:22 (seventeen years ago) link

There's always going to be someone at the workplace that couldn't hit the broad side of a continent with their piss / poo.

― David R., Thursday, 19 April 2007 03:59 (seventeen years ago) link

the worst is when someone leaves their post-lunch purge in the toilet. :/

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 04:07 (seventeen years ago) link

NEVER HAVE I WANTED TO PEE IN SOMETHING SO BAD: http://www.trendir.com/archives/natures-call-flower-shaped-urinal-clark-sorensen-red-hibiscus.jpg

― remy bean, Thursday, 19 April 2007 04:10 (seventeen years ago) link

NEVER HAVE I WANTED TO PEE IN SOMETHING SO BAD

nevar forget: http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/a3/e4/Clearblue_Easy_Digital_Pregnancy_Test-resized200.jpg

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 19 April 2007 04:28 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...

This thread = awesomeness.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 00:50 (sixteen years ago) link

twelve years pass...

https://www.healthline.com/health/shower-pee

Despite rumors to the contrary, urine is not sterile. It can contain dozens of different types of bacteria, including Staphylococcus and Streptococcus, which are associated with staph infections and strep throat, respectively.

However, bacteria counts are relatively low in healthy urine, though they may be much higher if you have a urinary tract infection (UTI).

― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 10:28 (three years ago) link

great revive

― a denim head and an aficionado of Japanese craftsmanship (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 10:32 (three years ago) link

ffs

― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 10:39 (three years ago) link

anyway it's still supposedly not that bad (peeing in the shower), but just found it amusing a lot of the defense of this was based on an urban myth (sterile pee).

― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 10:40 (three years ago) link

thread is gold

― maffew12, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 11:32 (three years ago) link

ok that's not nearly as bad as I was expecting (I have a friend who has an awful sex story that involves no condom and the girl afterwards going *SCOOP* "Want some?" and I thought this would be a variation, only with added pizza)
― HI DERE, Thursday, April 19, 2007 12:16 AM (thirteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

― peace, man, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 12:19 (three years ago) link

lol maffew

― imago, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 12:56 (three years ago) link

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