Which Beer Do You Actually End Up Drinking The Most?

Top Tip Drinkers: Don't mix white wine and powerful decongestant tablets unless you want think you have been chucked out of a bar and wake up the next morning unable to perform simple tasks like having a shower without having to lie on the bathroom floor for several minutes first.

Posh Lager: Kronenbourg; Grolsch; Budvar; Staropramen.

Stella guarantees a hangover, Kronenburg almost always does.

Plus: London Pride, in pubs that serve it. Rubbish overpriced lager, at gigs. Light ale for the price and the Smiths. In cans, Miller - why is it better value than comparable lagers?

I never found out whether Steady Mike forgave me for filling his fridge with Hoffmeister and 'Ship Ale' that time.

In Scotland Tennents 70 shilling or Belhaven Best, not that they're the best of course.

I haven't been out of the house in 9 days (and I've been on chlorpheniramine maleate) - I can't actually remember what beer tastes like. I think Sam Smith's OB tops my chart since I moved to London (before that it was Hoegaarden - 99p bottles from Tesco).

The bubbles in a glass of beer exhibit a kind of reverse gravity; they accelerate as they ascend

Probably the Lidl weissbier if I'm at home. Guinness in a pub.

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annoying as fuck posts in the style of stephen kinnock's lie dream attempt of eating an orange smugly as poss.

stella, tesco lager, heineken ... anything considered.

Suddenly I feel like a calzone

he managed to vastly outsmug you in the course of calling you smug

was it the beer that got fancy

or was it me

Yeah right, that

As white beers go, Leffe is a pretty good Hoegarden substitute.

u wot m8

Kane