your terrible ideas

I came really close to once thinking I could glue tiny magnets to the inside of bottle caps and sell them for a profit.

http://www.google.com/search?q=bottle+cap+magnets&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a#q=bottle+cap+magnets&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=aWK&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&prmd=ivns&source=univ&tbs=shop:1&tbo=u&ei=RaILTYeNIpGmsQPAzrXRCg&sa=X&oi=product_result_group&ct=title&resnum=10&ved=0CGoQrQQwCQ&biw=1366&bih=601&fp=9bef8cda26d1a6ec

Yeah, it's just one idea that will never happen I guess.

death metal patter song

poopcorn

i am crying right now

hip-hop album trilogy called "Rapper Run"/"Rapper is Rich"/"Rapper at Rest"

xxp would stink out your microwave and kitchen even more than regular popcorn.

Lúcio Starts Fires - The erstwhile Brazil centre-half stars in a Chapman Brothers video installation nasty in which he burns down a lifesize replica of a Barrat Homes 3 bedroom semi - constructed entirely from slabs of frozen petrol and filled with six hundred live cane rats and £800,000 of Louis XIV furniture from the estate of Heinrich Himmler

^^^ still won't win the Turner Prize, as it's not 'edgy' enough.

it seems like they prefer more minimalist stuff?

chapmans dgaf about those fucks

Spectres of Markers - Limited ed coffee table book of Jeff Tweedy youtube stills

haha how are u still posting to 1p3

i have been thinking about a salad/toast restaurant for a long time. all we serve is salad and toast. because i like to eat that and would go to salad&toast for lunch.

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salad & toast for lunch is sub- prison food as far as my tastes go, unless there are copious dressings (the healthy kind) and jellies. I'd definitely go to Dressings&Jellies for lunch.

there are dressings and it's not just boring lettuce salad. no jelly though.

no cookie salad either

well thank god for that!

actually if you threw in stuff like spinach and arugula and mushrooms and dried cranberries and chopped walnuts, I could probably appreciate the salad without any dressing. iceberg lettuce is a definite deal breaker & it's probably the reason why I have an irrational knee-jerk reaction against the word salad.

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my idea tonight is a talking plastic figurine like Homer up there. it features a crabby old lady (possibly Maxine: see above) who sits in a recliner while her dog lies asleep in a little bed in front of the chair. the dog is wearing a cone-shaped elizabethan collar, and one of its hind legs is bandaged. when you press a button, the lady sits upright, stares her dog down, and screams, "DON'T PICK AT IT!" in an earsplitting crabby old lady voice. the dog opens one eye and whines meekly, as if to say, "b-b-but I wasn't picking at it, mommy." the sequence repeats until the batteries run out, with roughly a 2-second interval between "DON'T PICK AT IT!"s.

alternate idea: same as above, but instead of a crabby old lady, it's a balding middle-aged man who mumbles "don't scootch" at the dog in a barely audible monotone. in this case the dog is actually scooting its butt across the carpet, and it doesn't acknowledge its owner's command.

salad + toast = caesar salad

am srsly wondering whether the bleep in The Boredoms' TV Ramones comes at a proportionally similar point in the track. going to the bother of finding out would be a terrible idea but I am going to do it anyway

― schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Wednesday, December 15, 2010 11:15 PM (2 weeks ago)

I'm still waiting with 'bated breath for the results of this study.

Porno version of The King's Speech called The King's Sex, where the King works with a hot female therapist to get over his fear of sex.

YOU MUST LEAVE AN HEIR TO THE THRONE

Glad we're on the same page here when are you free to work on this with me

hip-hop album trilogy called "Rapper Run"/"Rapper is Rich"/"Rapper at Rest"

― I can take a youtube that's seldom seen, flip it, now it's a meme (Hurting 2), Tuesday, December 21, 2010 5:32 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

would read lyric booklet

The Golden Gears - a car mechanic shop that is run by four old ladies.

The Golden Grills?

A strip club called the Office: you can call home and literally say you're staying late at the Office

seems like every college town in america has a bar called "The Library" for that reason.

Results 1 - 10 of about 2,590,000 for "the office" strip club. (0.14 seconds)

still prob a terrible idea.

bonus terrible idea #1: a strip club called the Office, where all the dancers are dressed like character's from tv's "The Office"

bonus terrible idea #2: a strip club-themed strip club where all the dancers are dressed like bouncers and the bouncers dance

the champagne room is the restroom

lapdances in the parking lot

salad + toast = caesar salad

― predeep natsvitika (forksclovetofu), Thursday, December 30, 2010 10:48 PM (1 week ago)

no caesar salad will be served at salad&toast

that's my girl

a bold marketing choice

a series of bobble heads that are famous folks with parkinson's diseae

disease obv

lol

start a food company called Red Sea. the only product will be salt. on the packaging, it'll say "Red Sea Salt." people will buy it and think it's sea salt, but it's actually just table salt.

Salt that is Red

a German-American S&M club called "I Whip My Herr"

employing table as nazi-themed stomper

that's gold imo

A sequel series to Quantum Leap where Sam can travel to ANY point in time - not just dates within his own lifetime. Also maybe he can jump into other species. So maybe he travels back to the Triassic Period and he's a Plateosaurus...or 10 million years in the future and everyone is hooked up to comptuers and masturbating constantly and he has to stop them from masturbating so much. It would be called Big Quantum Leap.