no boys allowed in the room!!!!

or "wow, the world is cold but i am basking in the warmth of female frenz"

off topic: i just got a gift from a student that is a cute little tunic and leggings that i actually like!
thanks, student!

xp - it's like the "he's got the whole world in his hands" gesture, except because it's a woman, she is holding a refreshing beverage

^^^^LULZ...

aha the pure distilled essence of the double clutch

Ultimate lady gesture: double clutching phosphate-free dishwasher detergent. Or non-fat yogurt flavored to taste like the real food you shan't ever enjoy.

Urgent change of topic. Please review this dress. Is the seam thingy supposed to sit under my chest? Because if so, I feel very overexposed. Or across the middle of my chest?

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Gah!

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5283/5264107595_1fe7851603.jpg

Under, and if you feel over-exposed as a result, it is an issue of the bust being too small. (As a woman with large knockers, I sympathize acutely with your plight.)

This where double-clutching your bottle of phosphate dishwasher detergent could come in handy.

(is where! geez)

Thank you! Boobs are only 34c but shape seems to have sagged :-(

the shape of the dress or your boobs?

It's not a problem w/ your boobs. With dresses like that, you seriously have to luck into one that is coincidentally cut just perfect for you to get a good, properly exposed fit.

Boobs sagging, not dress. But yeah, it probably never fit that great! I'm not very good at these things.

my policy of never wearing boob-featuring clothes saves me a whole lot of trouble.

Am now wearing a flapper-style dress revealing nothing, but at least it's sparkly. I hate work parties. I am wearing all the wrong accessories and I don't care.

that's the spirit<3

link says it all http://www.npr.org/2010/12/15/132072122/it-s-not-your-fault-your-dishes-are-still-dirty

Ooh ooh I'm going to read it RIGHT NOW.

'Well, if you're really having that hard of a problem, maybe you should wash your dishes by hand.' Which I thought was kind of strange for an automatic dishwashing company."

a. She's right, it is.
b. But more companies should tell the truth about their products and their limitations, so I want to really like that guy for saying that?
c. But this is something that overwhelmingly falls on women, so to be all "What's your problem with doing more difficult, dirty work even though your labor-saving device was supposed to enable you to live two lives in the space of one? Now get back in the kitchen and quit yer whining" makes me want to put HIM in the dishwasher.

d. This is not news.

laurel otm about all those

Two times.

I get equally itchy when people get all judgey about "processed food" and the importance of cooking from scratch. As my family's primary cook and holder of a full time job (oh and a part time teaching gig) I invite those people to eat me.

I used to be judgey about that until I discovered Trader Joe's. They really DO sell everything natural and still organic an' shit but already washed and trimmed. And how do they get it so CHEAP??

La la la la I'm sure they manage it ethically and in a way that does not violate my principles vis a vis the value of labor la la la la

My mother has just been complaining that a pound of butter costs $5. She swears it was $1.99 a couple of months back.

My mom arrived from AUS on Saturday. She watched Eat Love Pray on one of the flights and was understandably not impressed and kind of pissed of by it. She did note however:"...but oh my god that James Franco is GORGEOUS. JUST GORGEOUS!!"

OTM, Moms.

lol

<3

christmas presents from mom:

i asked for: a pepper grinder
i got: a Peugot pepper grinder filled with pepper, and another large container of peppercorns

i asked for: a cupcake baking tin
i got: a cupcake baking tin, a multi-level baking rack

also: a large container of paperclips and decorative binder clips, a half dozen different kinds of cleaning "wipes," a pack of five kitchen towels (she gives me a pack of kitchen towels every year; this year, she finally acknowledged that i might have more kitchen towels than i really need)

GUYS A GOT A PURPLE FEDORA WITH SEQUINS ON IT.

My parents think I'm Prince.

wow!

re: kitchen towels
sometimes they get gross and you have to replace the old ones -- always good to have some new fresh ones on hand!
love your mom

my parents gave me some chocolate, darkness on the edge of town box, copy of all the presidents men signed by woodward AND bernstein, and a petsmart gift card. shockingly excellent work on their behalf!

x-post - Yep. Wow is pretty much all what I said when I opened it.

wow is right

see, that's the difference between me & her -- the gross ones I repurpose for cleaning the oily gunk off the stove or as paint rags or oil rags for the car.

the surface area of kitchen towels that she has given me that i still have exceeds that of my kitchen.

kitchen floor, that is.

I always need kitchen towels. Hook me up.

I asked for:
Socks, not knee-highs, in dark colors.
Flannel nightgown (hush. I'm old, married, and live in Chicago plus I was trying to play to my mom's shopping strengths) with the helpful hint "blue is my favorite color."

I got:
Purple striped knee-highs and acid green and purple slipper socks
Micro fleece nightgowns in lavender and red. They were the right size at least. Plus I'll happily wear them, its just an example of how the woman doesn't listen.
An assortment of annoying and unnecessary kitchen shit that I'll never use like an artsy spaghetti measurer, a garlic crusher, and "stainless steel soap" that youre supposed to use to get the garlic smell off your hands.

Favorite gift: jumbo peppermint shea butter lip balm.

http://www.amazon.com/Royal-VKB-VP303-370-Garlic-Crusher/dp/B000OW58D8

This thing makes me furious.

Wow, that's crazy.
Does that steel soap thing work?

what infuriates you about the garlic crusher?

I can crush garlic just fine with the side of a knife and then don't have a garlic press AND a knife to wash.

"Steel soap" works but so does rubbing a stainless steel spoon on yr fingers. Anything stainless will do the trick.

oh yes - the extraneous item that requires cleaning and maintenance

My mom just gets caught up in whay she perceives as the clever novelty of the stuff without considering the utility or how much drawer space I have.

I'm a little extra sensitive to it bc my parents' house is turning into hoarder-in-training headquarters. My mom gets attached to stuff and says she'll deal with it later but never gets around to it and now three entire rooms are nearly useless because they are filled with crap like garlic crushers and stainless steel soap.

i got this book for christmas btw

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tfGC7tOlrdk/S7dw8Azt_JI/AAAAAAAAJqE/7y0x_ebK8ro/s1600/stuff-cover.jpg

yeah - i feel like my mom doesn't consider that i live in an urban apartment and not a suburban 4 bedroom house. she has room for 3 dozen kitchen towels, 8 different sizes of graters and spatulas, and a five year supply of extra virgin olive oil -- i do not.