actually, turns out it's just a guy who saw the trailer and decided to do a parody:
http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2010/12/13/yogi-bear-alternate-ending-booboo-kills-yogi-parody-video-creator-speaks/?mod=WSJ_latestheadlines
― a cuter kind of annoying (latebloomer), Monday, 13 December 2010 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=48
― tickle me imo (s1ocki), Monday, 13 December 2010 23:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Is there a thread for Killing Them Softly? The best-directed ideological con of the year. Seriously, I feel like Morbs did script-doctoring on this one, what with all the long ironic interludes of Obama hollowly speechifying amid the killings.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 03:06 (eleven years ago) link
Scoot McNairy, however, has emerged as my #1 new celeb crush of the year. Not bad for someone who looked like Kip Dynamite in his last movie.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 04:45 (eleven years ago) link
Dominik is obv is better identifying real-life psycho killers than dramatizing them.
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 04:58 (eleven years ago) link
"America is just a business" seems way less toxic and/or challenging a thesis to me than, say, "There's no place like home."
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 15:35 (eleven years ago) link
If you're named "Scoot McNairy" you look like one.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link
That's because you're always welcome to vote with your dollar, but you're not welcome in a lot of homes.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link
That you're going to mount an argument that this movie's heart (sic) is in the right place, Morbs, is going to be downright delish.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link
I'm not going to make it as I have no plans to see it.
Look for Obama's heart while you're at it tho
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
You can always put Obama's heart where yours ought to be.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link
thought about that one, thought u guys shd keep yr shtick going.
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link
I wouldn't worry about our shtick. You can always put our shtick where your fart ought to be.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link
burrito + Metamucil = no shortage there
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link
Was your new years' resolution to start praising movies you haven't seen in addition to trashing them?
I didn't praise shit. Foisting an unimportant deathdrone like Barry O on a cinema audience sounds like a misjudgment anyhoo.
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.slantmagazine.com/film/review/killing-them-softly/6680
"The film doesn't exactly pride itself on subtlety."
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link
this is awesome
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, 1 December 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link
best opening credits of the year, great jimmy gandolf scenes, great Higgins dialogue.... surprised more people arent liking this. the on the noseness of it is really a virtue tbh.
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, 1 December 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
It's a massive debit.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Saturday, 1 December 2012 17:34 (eleven years ago) link
it owns
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, 1 December 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link
It owes.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:38 (eleven years ago) link
lol now i'll see it
fight the power
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 2 December 2012 04:10 (eleven years ago) link
yo when the dude is shooting heroin and "heroin" is on the soundtrack, omg, fuck this movie. also it is supposed to be in boston but they filmed it here in new orleans and there's palm trees and shit? hey let's read this terrible stagey dialogue for 15 minutes. obama!
― adam, Monday, 3 December 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link
yeah, it's a very silly movie
― Number None, Monday, 3 December 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link
How much Johnny Sack is there is this movie?
― 2 Chain Pizzas (to go) (Eazy), Monday, 3 December 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link
he gets a good scene in the beginning
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 3 December 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link
shooting it in new orleans was the only on the nose touch i didnt like
yeah i loved this
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:43 (eleven years ago) link
woot
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:00 (eleven years ago) link
ILX : Cosmopolis :: me : this movie
So much of this is so self-evidently terrible.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 04:11 (eleven years ago) link
great jimmy gandolf scenes
this is sortof the perfect way to express this
― f (Lamp), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 04:13 (eleven years ago) link
xpost except McNairy and, yeah, Gandolfini
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 04:15 (eleven years ago) link
ben mendelsohn was awesome too.
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 04:25 (eleven years ago) link
i wanted to like the movie, and some of the performances were great, but i couldn't stand the clanging DID YOU SEE THE POINT I'M TRYING TO MAKE? desperateness that culminated in the brad pitt speech at the end. i wish the director had just left the obama stuff out after the admittedly great opening credits sequence.
― eh mec, elle est ou ma caisse? (ytth), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 04:36 (eleven years ago) link
desperation, i suppose... i don't think desperateness is a word.
enjoyed the slickness of this and mcnairy and gandolfini, didn't really feel much oomph or find any of it surprising. closing speech left me cold. went home and watched Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy again after.
― wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 05:41 (eleven years ago) link
i do agree the last scene is prob the weakest & could similarly prob do w/o the financial crisis backdrop entirely
im just in love w/ the dialogue & integrity of the scenes/plot; where else anywhere in a crime/mob flick nowadays or ever? can scenes breathe & evolve like this w/o like constant "surprises", cuts, nods to the audience idk lots of fantastic performances too
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 12:13 (eleven years ago) link
also i thought mcnairy was casey affleck this entire movie. ive seen that 'in search of a midnight kiss' thing too, guess he didnt make v much of an impression on me
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 12:21 (eleven years ago) link
needs its own thread :)
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 12:59 (eleven years ago) link
OK, even I think an "F" is a little over the top for this:
http://www.pajiba.com/box_office_round-ups/the-8-films-all-time-to-receive-an-f-from-cinemascore.php
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 14:32 (eleven years ago) link
Another movie that got an A+ from CinemaScore (not mention in that blog post): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Courageous_%28film%29
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 14:34 (eleven years ago) link
i lol'd when the car blew up. then i lol'd when dude had "heroin" on the soundtrack and then that nico song and then the last shooting scene when that fucking like fallout 3 music was playing, and when SPOILERS NOT REALLY ray liotta gets it the blood looks like the blood in the new judge dredd movie, which was 100000000x better
― adam, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link
Well, Morbs, if this Armond rave (?) doesn't entice you, nothing will: http://cityarts.info/2012/12/05/pitt-beats-clooney/
Killing Them Softly earns a footnote in cultural history for being the first dramatic film to question the Obama cult.Mainstream media reaction rejected Coppola’s summary consequences (including Michael’s repentance), eventually leading to the guilt-free Sopranos—which Obama told Oprah he loved. Bill and Hilary Clinton even emulated that show in a political campaign ad.Given Dominik’s grandiose conceit—featuring anachronistic presidential speeches and ironic pop songs—the film is only a little less hyperbolic than a junkie’s paranoia. This outsider director sees America’s economic woes as a gangster movie purgatory. It’s debatable, but it has a much greater effect than the recession documentary No End in Sight and the drab, socially conscious thrillers Michael Clayton, Syriana, Margin Call. Dominik and Pitt go where those films wouldn’t dare. Putting Obama in the tradition of bought leaders sharpens Killing Them Softly’s pretenses.
Mainstream media reaction rejected Coppola’s summary consequences (including Michael’s repentance), eventually leading to the guilt-free Sopranos—which Obama told Oprah he loved. Bill and Hilary Clinton even emulated that show in a political campaign ad.
Given Dominik’s grandiose conceit—featuring anachronistic presidential speeches and ironic pop songs—the film is only a little less hyperbolic than a junkie’s paranoia. This outsider director sees America’s economic woes as a gangster movie purgatory. It’s debatable, but it has a much greater effect than the recession documentary No End in Sight and the drab, socially conscious thrillers Michael Clayton, Syriana, Margin Call. Dominik and Pitt go where those films wouldn’t dare. Putting Obama in the tradition of bought leaders sharpens Killing Them Softly’s pretenses.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link
Killing Them Softly earns a footnote in cultural history for being the first dramatic film to question the Obama cult.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link
IKR?!
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link
I feel like he confused 'recession documentaries' there with "No End in Sight".
― Gukbe, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
Got his liberal-baiting wires crossed there.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
don't think he knows what "anachronistic" means
― wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Thursday, 6 December 2012 01:06 (eleven years ago) link
maybe he meant ironic presidential speeches and anachronistic pop songs
― Number None, Thursday, 6 December 2012 01:33 (eleven years ago) link