Buy up a block of cheap old rowhouses in the projects. Knock out some walls and paint it green with two antennae and have a caterpillar mansion.
― kkvgz, Monday, 13 December 2010 14:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Human Centihouse
― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 13 December 2010 14:25 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^ could also be name of new genre of microhouse -- maybe where short excerpts of songs are just daisy-chained one after another.
― mandatorily joined parties (Hurting 2), Monday, 13 December 2010 14:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Gets progressively more shit as it goes on?
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 13 December 2010 14:44 (thirteen years ago) link
sounds like a fiery furnaces album amirite
― schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Monday, 13 December 2010 14:46 (thirteen years ago) link
(I <3 them btw)
negative 100 calorie packs of celery*. they would be huge.
*cuz you lose more calories digesting celery than you gain by metabolizing it
― lonely is as lonely does, lonely is an eeyore (unregistered), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 22:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Office printer paper that comes pre-stained with coffee to make it seem like everyone is working really hard.
― hot lava hair (Z S), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 23:23 (thirteen years ago) link
xp That is not really true of celery, making that a truly capital bad idea!
― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Browser plug-in that automatically inserts spelling mistakes into message board posts. Settings: 'ILX', 'BCO', '4ch4n'
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 23:38 (thirteen years ago) link
car doors that don't fully close so you can never slam your fingers in them
― I spilled, saucer-eyed, into the Tonetta fanclub underground. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 23:52 (thirteen years ago) link
it CAN be true about celery depending on your metabolism. also: grapefruit.
― OFQM (gr8080), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 00:08 (thirteen years ago) link
ok so this is a terrible idea that I think I may see yet in my lifetime
"legal limit" soda. the sugariest soda allowed by legal law. the whole selling point is that if you bought it, opened it, and added a packet of sugar, well boy, you'd better hope there aren't any cops around because buddy you could be arrested!
I'd have to look into FDA regs, though.
― dayo, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 00:37 (thirteen years ago) link
a song about sacco and vanzetti to the tune of 'viva las vegas'
― aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 00:38 (thirteen years ago) link
is there really a legal limit for sugar in a soda?
― mandatorily joined parties (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 01:32 (thirteen years ago) link
just sell some sugar packaged in soda cans
― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 05:45 (thirteen years ago) link
or drink 2 sodas
― hot lava hair (Z S), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 05:47 (thirteen years ago) link
"just add seltzer water"
I dunno if there's a legal limit to sugar in sodas. if there is, then I would change the idea to something like "Impossibly Sweet Soda!"
the hook would be that this is the most sugar available in a soda according to scientific law - even if you tried to add more sugar to it, it wouldn't work, the sugar would just fall to the bottom, undissolved.
― dayo, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 05:50 (thirteen years ago) link
drinking it would be like drinking that $20 slushee bart bought from the kwik-e-mart.
Wouldn't this be just a jar of HFCS in the US? Or a squeezy bottle of Golden Syrup in the UK?
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 10:16 (thirteen years ago) link
232 page book called 'Why England Lose'
all pages blank, except for 191 which says
lol
― salvia divanorum (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 20:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Website: www.grouporn.com which somehow involves group coupons for porn. Haven't quite worked it out yet.
― mandatorily joined parties (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 22:53 (thirteen years ago) link
group ORN - canadian logistics and services conglomerate with suspiciously high web traffic
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 22:57 (thirteen years ago) link
― salvia divanorum (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 20:14 (2 hours ago)
am srsly wondering whether the bleep in The Boredoms' TV Ramones comes at a proportionally similar point in the track. going to the bother of finding out would be a terrible idea but I am going to do it anyway
― schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 23:15 (thirteen years ago) link
nah fuck it, this ain't getting resolved today
― schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 23:16 (thirteen years ago) link
damn lj yr building up some mythos abt my allusive genius or some shit, setting yrself up for a fall ;_;
still, time spent w/ the boredoms is seldom wasted
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 23:18 (thirteen years ago) link
haha this wasn't yr allusive genius for once, I'm all about the holistic synchronicity thing since our simultaneous maneouvre on that craven bastard Olley
the boredoms are one of the best of bands
― schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 23:21 (thirteen years ago) link
an evening with the boredoms - entry in a vbb forum's parody cd covers thread -- receives three lmao emoticons but ultimately is ignored cuz ppl there prefer evanescence
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 23:21 (thirteen years ago) link
Wurzels/xtian-emo crossover act Devonescence
― schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 23:23 (thirteen years ago) link
sans of iyo jim a - show in which the late james angleton was asked about his favourite fonts
― nax arrrrrgh (nakhchivan), Thursday, 16 December 2010 23:16 (thirteen years ago) link
a mashup of Reasons To Be Cheerful (list of good things) and The Message (list of bad things)
― koogs, Friday, 17 December 2010 08:10 (thirteen years ago) link
A fridge magnet in the shape of the monolith from '2001'.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 17 December 2010 10:58 (thirteen years ago) link
guess u could find one on ebay
― nax arrrrrgh (nakhchivan), Friday, 17 December 2010 10:58 (thirteen years ago) link
― nax arrrrrgh (nakhchivan), Thursday, 16 December 2010 23:16 (Yesterday)
just giggled like a loon iirc
― schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Friday, 17 December 2010 11:02 (thirteen years ago) link
I came really close to once thinking I could glue tiny magnets to the inside of bottle caps and sell them for a profit.
― http://tinyurl.com/ccccccccccccccccc (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 17 December 2010 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.google.com/search?q=bottle+cap+magnets&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a#q=bottle+cap+magnets&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=aWK&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&prmd=ivns&source=univ&tbs=shop:1&tbo=u&ei=RaILTYeNIpGmsQPAzrXRCg&sa=X&oi=product_result_group&ct=title&resnum=10&ved=0CGoQrQQwCQ&biw=1366&bih=601&fp=9bef8cda26d1a6ec
― u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Friday, 17 December 2010 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah, it's just one idea that will never happen I guess.
― http://tinyurl.com/ccccccccccccccccc (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 17 December 2010 17:52 (thirteen years ago) link
death metal patter song
― anatol_merklich, Saturday, 18 December 2010 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link
poopcorn
― dayo, Saturday, 18 December 2010 06:05 (thirteen years ago) link
i am crying right now
― One who would turn all to rodman (acoleuthic), Saturday, 18 December 2010 06:08 (thirteen years ago) link
hip-hop album trilogy called "Rapper Run"/"Rapper is Rich"/"Rapper at Rest"
― I can take a youtube that's seldom seen, flip it, now it's a meme (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 17:32 (thirteen years ago) link
xxp would stink out your microwave and kitchen even more than regular popcorn.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 17:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Lúcio Starts Fires - The erstwhile Brazil centre-half stars in a Chapman Brothers video installation nasty in which he burns down a lifesize replica of a Barrat Homes 3 bedroom semi - constructed entirely from slabs of frozen petrol and filled with six hundred live cane rats and £800,000 of Louis XIV furniture from the estate of Heinrich Himmler
― No Wicked Heart Shall Prosper.rar (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 23:20 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^ still won't win the Turner Prize, as it's not 'edgy' enough.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 23 December 2010 11:48 (thirteen years ago) link
it seems like they prefer more minimalist stuff?
― sarahel, Thursday, 23 December 2010 20:25 (thirteen years ago) link
chapmans dgaf about those fucks
― No Wicked Heart Shall Prosper.rar (nakhchivan), Thursday, 23 December 2010 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Spectres of Markers - Limited ed coffee table book of Jeff Tweedy youtube stills
― Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link
haha how are u still posting to 1p3
― ilx get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Thursday, 30 December 2010 23:47 (thirteen years ago) link
i have been thinking about a salad/toast restaurant for a long time. all we serve is salad and toast. because i like to eat that and would go to salad&toast for lunch.
― positive reflection is the key (harbl), Thursday, 30 December 2010 23:50 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i53.tinypic.com/2wce2kk.jpg
― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Thursday, 30 December 2010 23:57 (thirteen years ago) link