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the attempt at mcdonalds viral marketing, absolutely top-drawer

cereal bad boy (haitch), Monday, 13 December 2010 09:44 (eight years ago) link

it feels really, really weird reading this stuff about a guy who is pretty much my #1 modern-day sporting hero...like, a guy who for me represents sport at its purest and most sublime

but yeah play on player

schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Monday, 13 December 2010 09:46 (eight years ago) link

I'm sorry I dont understand how anyone can revere the ugly sex starved grossbag that is Warney.

Sookie G Stackedgarten (Trayce), Monday, 13 December 2010 10:02 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJeFsTFECbM

schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Monday, 13 December 2010 10:10 (eight years ago) link

trayce i think the key concept here is that he is not sex starved by any means!

cereal bad boy (haitch), Monday, 13 December 2010 10:19 (eight years ago) link

Well yeah but... UREGHERGEHRGEHRGEHRG

Sookie G Stackedgarten (Trayce), Monday, 13 December 2010 10:20 (eight years ago) link

yeah yeah

Sookie G Stackedgarten (Trayce), Monday, 13 December 2010 10:21 (eight years ago) link

Not sure which of the two is coming off worse tbh.

leo tldrstoy (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 December 2010 10:37 (eight years ago) link

bahaha

soz everyone I get a bit teary-eyed thinking of Warne's bowling. he deserved a draw in the 2005 Ashes on his own, pretty poetic that his dropped catch ultimately prevented this

schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Monday, 13 December 2010 11:10 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

Had a quick look at the buzz on the Fairfax website re: Warney hosting Elizabeth Hurley...and I discovered a rather interesting insight from a former ILXor:

Warnie is a natural with women because he represents evolutionary attraction to women. He is high ranking.
He is naturally a dominant without being malign, he has social proof all over the world, he has a history of dating attractive women which effectively preselects him 'if he's good enough for this gorgeous girl he must be worthwhile'.
Women instinctively, primally, see this sort of man as an ideal gene donor; his genes give there offspring the best chance of being fit and attractive.
Of course reproduction is presumably not on Hurley's mind but the same imperatives are at work.

Go Warnie!

Momus - February 09, 2011, 2:37PM

Whineyoming, The 51st State (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 04:12 (eight years ago) link

four months pass...

http://i55.tinypic.com/15n2bh1.jpg

yuoowemeone, Friday, 24 June 2011 09:49 (eight years ago) link

http://i55.tinypic.com/2cfbc0i.jpg

yuoowemeone, Friday, 24 June 2011 09:50 (eight years ago) link

is he trying to be bradman or "slats" there

Not quite as sociopathic as Dom Passantino (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 11:34 (eight years ago) link

three years pass...

What do they know of Warne who only Warne know? https://twitter.com/warniecomments

AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Friday, 9 January 2015 21:54 (four years ago) link

seven months pass...

Placing this here for LJ tbh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVW0RuxYjFc

Eric Banta (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 13 August 2015 21:32 (three years ago) link

708 test wickets and here we are now

imago, Thursday, 13 August 2015 21:36 (three years ago) link

pete doherty all starring in a kwik fit ad in which he's about to shoot up but oh shit, just remembered i've got to get new tyres

imago, Thursday, 13 August 2015 21:37 (three years ago) link

sad fucken thing is, australia needs one or two like him now, every youth prospect seems to be a fucken glenn maxwell slog idiot or has a stupid name like 'jhye'

imago, Thursday, 13 August 2015 21:42 (three years ago) link

i say that, two days ago a young thing called arjun nair made his u19s debut and ripped england a new one

imago, Thursday, 13 August 2015 22:03 (three years ago) link

australian test team of 2025 will consist entirely of lads called 'jayden', 'jaxxson', 'jordayne' or 'mitch'

Eric Banta (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 August 2015 10:12 (three years ago) link

here was my personal contribution to warnie comments btw, yes I did post this on instagram: https://twitter.com/WarnieComments/status/617575383894855681

Eric Banta (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 August 2015 10:14 (three years ago) link

"Bruce Springsteen and myself just chilling in the corner, having a drink. Springsteen's got a cricket ball in his hands so he's just sorta... asking me questions about cricket."

http://www.youtube.com/v/2IEhXqfXdPY&fs=1&hl=en

Eric Banta (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 09:35 (three years ago) link

"Two of my closest friends, Chris Martin and Michael Clarke."

Eric Banta (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 09:36 (three years ago) link

waht

Neil S, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 09:39 (three years ago) link

so many questions

Neil S, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 09:40 (three years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMsG8Y7UYAAXhLv.png

Eric Banta (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 12:21 (three years ago) link

Jack Nicholson carrying a carton of VB. Let that one sink in.

Eric Banta (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 12:21 (three years ago) link

guy on the right in violet-shirt: Vince Vaughan
guy in pink shirt: David Cameron
Yul Brynner playing table tennis with a deviled kidney

Neil S, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 13:44 (three years ago) link

loooool

imago, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 14:08 (three years ago) link

four weeks pass...

fingers crossed that the Melbourne Stars comeback is a real thing

Eric Banta (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 11:17 (three years ago) link

four months pass...

it's happened, he's on the Australian version of "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here"

now let us pray for our souls

David Goey (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 31 January 2016 11:38 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Former Australian cricketer Shane Warne has cast doubt on the theory of evolution, observing that if all humans really did evolve from monkeys, “then why haven’t those ones [monkeys today] evolved?”

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/feb/15/im-saying-we-started-from-aliens-shane-warne-casts-doubt-on-evolution

David Goey (King Boy Pato), Monday, 15 February 2016 09:08 (three years ago) link

he's like the bobby fischer of cricket

odysseus (imago), Monday, 15 February 2016 09:11 (three years ago) link

omg yes

David Goey (King Boy Pato), Monday, 15 February 2016 09:11 (three years ago) link

seems to be a diversionary tactic to stop people talking about his dodgy dealings http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/feb/12/shane-warnes-former-personal-assistant-won-raffle-held-by-cricketers-charity

Gaz upon my works ye mighty, and despair (Neil S), Monday, 15 February 2016 09:12 (three years ago) link

or alternatively perhaps he has just gone insane

Gaz upon my works ye mighty, and despair (Neil S), Monday, 15 February 2016 09:13 (three years ago) link

okay there's that but I thought last week's Steve Waugh sledge was the false flag

this is a good rundown of all the shady charity dealings: http://www.smh.com.au/business/the-real-story-of-how-the-shane-warne-foundation-fell-apart-20160211-gmrbjs.html

David Goey (King Boy Pato), Monday, 15 February 2016 09:16 (three years ago) link

I am currently watching Warnie get highly upset at the revelation that some high-profile DJs don't mix live

David Goey (King Boy Pato), Monday, 15 February 2016 09:26 (three years ago) link

Warney going full Icke would be tremendous

Chikan wa akan de. Zettai akan de. (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 February 2016 09:27 (three years ago) link

Tonight, before Warnie engages in a Tug-of-War challenge: "I'm gonna give it my best tug!" (winks at camera)

David Goey (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 09:10 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I note that Warney only came fifth in "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here". First place was a former Australian rules footballer who once pissed on the window of a nightclub, had an affair with one of Michael Clarke's exes and punched an Irish barman.

David Goey (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 10:20 (three years ago) link

Oh, and first place's choice of charity... a little organisation known as The Shane Warne Foundation.

David Goey (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 10:21 (three years ago) link

four weeks pass...

‏@ShaneWarne
I know I've said this before, but I love "Stiffler" !! The "Stiffmeister" is such a tool, but so good Hahahah

https://twitter.com/ShaneWarne/status/719989341351763968

David Goey (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 14 April 2016 21:27 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Excited for me to devour u?

David Goey (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 13:27 (three years ago) link

pap smear

one month passes...

lovely first response

imago, Sunday, 19 June 2016 21:58 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

big beat areas, SK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q96hUU8X8X0

Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Friday, 19 January 2018 10:33 (one year ago) link

eight months pass...

amazed to learn that Trump stole Warnie's aesthetic

oh my god, it's hanging in the white house pic.twitter.com/wrq8eo7Bvx

— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) October 15, 2018

riposte malone (King Boy Pato), Monday, 15 October 2018 10:16 (nine months ago) link

one's a large orange-skinned man with poor taste in art etc. etc.

Neil S, Monday, 15 October 2018 10:23 (nine months ago) link

only a home test loss away from MAKE AUSTRALIAN CRICKET GREAT AGAIN hats, I can feel it

riposte malone (King Boy Pato), Monday, 15 October 2018 10:31 (nine months ago) link

his autobiography is out soon too, should be some rich pickings there

Neil S, Monday, 15 October 2018 12:30 (nine months ago) link

of all the revelations from the book that have hit the news so far, my favourite was Warnie correctly pointing out that Steve Waugh making the team wear baggy greens to Wimbledon was fucking embarrassing

also something about him being on the job on the night before a Test

riposte malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 09:19 (nine months ago) link


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