Noodle Vague is technically a year closer to death

gwan?

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44 is a pretty number but an ugly age imo

Happy Birthday woof if you're around

today i are mostly at peace with myself but that may be after-ripples of Cuervo Gold tbh

happy birthday mate!

i heard this elsewhere alright

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-V9m-6wNmw

Happy Birthday to you too NV.

I am around, just. Quite fancy 39. 44 has potential.

(I have cut some text from here and posted it on Blue Saturday instead. This is no place for gloom)

happy birthday woof aussi

happy birthday NV, happy birthday woof!

Happy birthday my mans NV. Get cake, eat cake iirc

happy bday NV!

Happy birthday dude.

thanks everybody :)

god imagine the work i'd have to do if yous weren't here

Happy birthday Noodle!!! You're pretty great.

Happy Birthday Mr Noodle

No work. Only birthdays. HB, Noodz!

hb !

happy birthday, hot stuff

hb indeed

hb nv and woof!

happy birthday!

kids bought me Against the Day and Polyester. good work kids :D

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Mick3-150x150.jpg

happy birthday

currently a month and 464 pages deep into Against The Day I can confirm it is the finest shit going, what perspicacious offspring you represent, Mr. Vague!

obviously I have nothing but unending adoration for you and yours. hope the last 42 minutes of your birthday are as luxuriant as they well ought be

yeah having kids choosing presents so carefully is definitely a step-up from the £3.99 statham dvd from tescos

whilst always a little sad LJ your near-escape from ILX sometimes makes me think of this poem

http://www.poetryarchive.org/poetryarchive/singlePoem.do?poemId=10985

Felix Randal the farrier, O is he dead then? my duty all ended,
Who have watched his mould of man, big-boned and hardy-handsome
Pining, pining, till time when reason rambled in it, and some
Fatal four disorders, fleshed there, all contended?

Sickness broke him. Impatient, he cursed at first, but mended
Being anointed and all; though a heavenlier heart began some
Months earlier, since I had our sweet reprieve and ransom
Tendered to him. Ah well, God rest him all road ever he offended!

This seeing the sick endears them to us, us too it endears.
My tongue had taught thee comfort, touch had quenched thy tears,
Thy tears that touched my heart, child, Felix, poor Felix Randal;

How far from then forethought of, all thy more boisterous years,
When thou at the random grim forge, powerful amidst peers,
Didst fettle for the great grey drayhorse his bright and battering sandal!

Fey ILX random

wish there was recordings of Hopkins reading

hb nv.

Profane Atheists : A matter very common to dispute whether there be a God or not. A slender and loose observation of the Sabbath and holy days. Many hundred stand wilfully excommunicate, not caring for their absolution or for coming to church. There was a ridiculous and profane marriage of a goose and a gander. A cat having an apron, and a partlet, brought to the church to be baptized. A horse head at Launceston lately lapped in a mantle and brought to the church to baptism, and afterwards the bell tolled and rung out for the death of this head. A dead horse brought to the communion table with his feet spread upon it, as being prepared to receive the Sacrament. A young youth of 16 years baptised by the name of Gurlypott, at which time the font was overthrown. Libels made upon every sermon almost in every town.

Abuse of the Ministers : Lately a gentleman asked an ancient preacher whether it was more needful to hang up all the preachers in England or all the dogs; and when he told him that he was not well advised, he beat the minister, and swore that it were better to hang up all the priests than the dogs, for, said he, if the dogs be hanged up we shall lose much sport, and we cannot get bitches and dogs again; but if the priests were hanged up, the Bishop of 'every diocese might make priests again. Every day complaints are made by ministers who are railed on and shrewdly beaten by lewd persons. A minister was made to kiss the bare hinder parts of a man.

^^^:D

don't let the death fear win NV, have a great one

hb.

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happy BEY day nv

have a merry one my boy

HB NV! :D December birthdays are the best birthdays.

av a gud 1 m8

Hope you had a great birthday.

HB NV! Much love, hope all is well with you and family (PS miss u)

y'all made me a bit tear-y so no change here

A BILLION THANKS

kiss kiss kiss

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<3 <3 <3

💖🎊💖🎊💖🎊

HB NV! <3

hope you had a great day

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM ILX 2 U!

Happy birthday! <3

Happy Birthday NV.

you were nice to me, twice. i'm the new ilx asshole (i drink and make extreme mistakes, fuck).

fact is. you're nicer, kinder, and more thoughtful than most. hb, motherfucker!

everyone loves you! bah! humbug!

sometimes I'm horrible tbf

thanks everybody!