Staind "goes country" and holy hell is it ever awful

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*stands up for freedom*

311 did 4/20 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 December 2010 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link

(btw nothing on that alex jones video? come on u guys)

goole, Friday, 10 December 2010 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link

must be a city thing

Except not.

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 10 December 2010 20:27 (thirteen years ago) link

*nukes a deer*

fuckin magnates, why don't they work (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 10 December 2010 20:27 (thirteen years ago) link

*gives George Jones a job*

fuckin magnates, why don't they work (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 10 December 2010 20:27 (thirteen years ago) link

*reads the Constitution*

fuckin magnates, why don't they work (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 10 December 2010 20:28 (thirteen years ago) link

it kinda freaks me out that i used to chew tobacco (kodiak) so gross :(

311 did 4/20 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 December 2010 20:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah having grown up on the prairies I can attest that the dudes who liked country often liked metal and vice versa, with no contradictions seen at all. At my old store you'd get guys walking up with Metallica and Randy Travis CDs so I don't really see this as being some massive departure.

Sean Carruthers, Friday, 10 December 2010 20:34 (thirteen years ago) link

why would there be any contradictions involved? the genres share a lot.

fuckin magnates, why don't they work (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 10 December 2010 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link

early in HS i bought three pixies albums and two husker du albums off a kid for ten bucks. he had them cos some songs were on a thrasher video. then he decided he'd rather be a shitkicker and it was all brooks and dunn all the time. he friended me on facebook a while back and he's super into demo derby. i remember getting into a huge argument with him once about whether mariah carey was black or not.

goole, Friday, 10 December 2010 20:41 (thirteen years ago) link

no real point to that story i guess

goole, Friday, 10 December 2010 20:41 (thirteen years ago) link

it kinda freaks me out that i used to chew tobacco (kodiak) so gross :(

did that for a summer when i worked road construction, shameful part of my past

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 10 December 2010 20:41 (thirteen years ago) link

ha yeah that's exactly the type of job that's perfect for dipping

311 did 4/20 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 December 2010 20:43 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah dipping is kind of like putting soft, warm asphalt into your grill. i tried it once in college on a dare and wanted to kill myself, it was so bad.

omar little, Friday, 10 December 2010 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Dipping should pretty much be relegated to junior high/high school.

"Kiss Players♥" (DJP), Friday, 10 December 2010 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Trust me, after 10 hours a day shoveling and spreading hot asphalt when it is 95+ degrees outside, even putting nasty shit in your mouth feels like a worthwhile distraction.

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 10 December 2010 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

BILLINGS, Mont. (AP) — The only U.S. flag not captured or lost during George Armstrong Custer's Last Stand at the Battle of Little Bighorn in southeastern Montana sold at auction Friday for $2.2 million.

The buyer was identified by the auction house Sotheby's in New York as an American private collector. Frayed, torn, and with possible bloodstains, the flag had been valued before its sale at up to $5 million.

Since 1895, the 7th U.S. Cavalry flag — known as a "guidon" for its swallow-tailed shape — had been the property of the Detroit Institute of Arts, which paid just $54 for it.

http://my.eimg.net/harvest_xml/NEWS/img/20101210/7f12bbcb-b555-49c9-9da0-b4068e025d6d.jpg

scott seward, Friday, 10 December 2010 21:03 (thirteen years ago) link

fyi: i got a pair of custer's underpants that i could let go for, like, a hundred bucks. possibly blood-stained.

scott seward, Friday, 10 December 2010 21:04 (thirteen years ago) link

shit stains or it isn't real

fuckin magnates, why don't they work (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 10 December 2010 21:06 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lguvLMuQeI

that's not funny. (unperson), Friday, 10 December 2010 21:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Love this online discussion of dude's neck tattoo:

I think that phrase was used by our founding fathers talking to our government trying to take over, i remember watching somthing on the history channel about it. and i seen the snake picure also, lol

He stayed true to what he is. Now he murders deer! (Dan Peterson), Friday, 10 December 2010 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Maf54 (8:05:53 PM): and gram the one eyed snake
Maf54 (8:06:13 PM): grab

omar little, Friday, 10 December 2010 21:17 (thirteen years ago) link

meanwhile, dude from staind grew up in springfield, mass which is more of a salsa/reggaeton kinda place these days.

scott seward, Friday, 10 December 2010 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Give him a few more years.

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 10 December 2010 21:26 (thirteen years ago) link

dude's pre-staind band will bring a tear to your eye:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WNlwk4wpuc&feature=related

scott seward, Friday, 10 December 2010 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Staind "goes reggaeton" and holy hell is it ever delightful! xxp

Simon H., Friday, 10 December 2010 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link

god street wine

omar little, Friday, 10 December 2010 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link

this guy's whole career = when keeping it real goes wrong

fuckin magnates, why don't they work (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 10 December 2010 21:29 (thirteen years ago) link

hahaha

"Kiss Players♥" (DJP), Friday, 10 December 2010 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfD-E9hKCWM

omar little, Friday, 10 December 2010 21:31 (thirteen years ago) link

three years pass...

A stunning return to form.

http://deadspin.com/world-series-national-anthem-botched-by-that-asshole-fr-1651071056

Ned Raggett, Monday, 27 October 2014 01:49 (nine years ago) link

I hate his music with all my soul but that seemed like an honest mistake.

Moka, Monday, 27 October 2014 08:26 (nine years ago) link

"shitty noise band Staind"

I'm waiting for the Staind / Merzbow collaborative 10".

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Monday, 27 October 2014 09:30 (nine years ago) link

i mean sure it's an honest mistake but that's the point. singing the national anthem at a major sporting event is the most scrutinized 2 minutes in any musical performer's career. not every version is gonna be great, but if you flub the words you get no sympathy, you knew people would be watching you like a hawk.

some dude, Monday, 27 October 2014 12:19 (nine years ago) link

Particularly if you've made criticized someone else for messing up the lyrics.

kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Monday, 27 October 2014 12:55 (nine years ago) link

Wtf I shouldn't post when I'm half asleep

kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Monday, 27 October 2014 13:30 (nine years ago) link

Jurgen Van Gulchthro @swarthyvillain · Sep 22
KERRY: I love Hobostink, Mushroomdead, um, all those fellows
(boos)
BUSH: I own vinyl of Staind's rare EP "Pissed at Memories"
(cheers)

ciderpress, Monday, 27 October 2014 13:51 (nine years ago) link

All I can say is I'm sorry and ask for the Nation's forgiveness. My nerves got the best of me and I am completely torn up about what happened. America is the greatest country in the world. The Star-Spangled Banner means so much to so many, including myself. I hope everyone can understand the intensity of the situation and my true intent of this performance. I hope that the Nation, Major League Baseball and the many fans of our national pastime can forgive me.

"Sure."

"I meant all of my music."

"Fuck you."

Ned Raggett, Monday, 27 October 2014 15:02 (nine years ago) link

Does he mean Steeler Nation?

kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Monday, 27 October 2014 15:04 (nine years ago) link

Oh, Staind can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we Staind at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright Stainds thru the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we Staind were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's Staind glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was Staind there.
Oh, say does that Staind-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the Staind?

example (crüt), Monday, 27 October 2014 15:10 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

It has been a while, hasn't it.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link

two years pass...

Hadn’t heard news of this guy since around 2002, so wasn’t aware he’s a huge asshole: https://variety.com/2019/music/news/stainds-aaron-lewis-on-his-solo-country-act-and-political-correctness-1203188656/

get your hand outta my pocket universe (morrisp), Saturday, 13 April 2019 04:08 (five years ago) link

well that wins the award for link i'll least likely click on for the year, congrats morrisp

cheese canopy (map), Saturday, 13 April 2019 05:32 (five years ago) link

Good call — it’s worse than you think.

get your hand outta my pocket universe (morrisp), Saturday, 13 April 2019 05:47 (five years ago) link

morrisp, here is some more evidence of his assholery. I had forgotten about this thread so I posted it over in best Fred Durst shoutout in Staind's "Outside"

☮ (peace, man), Saturday, 13 April 2019 09:50 (five years ago) link

Good call — it’s worse than you think.

i just read it and this is overhyping it. he seems like a pretty dull & ignorant guy but we already knew that and the things he says here are pretty cookie-cutter.

buttigieg play the blues (crüt), Saturday, 13 April 2019 13:57 (five years ago) link

I’m never prepared for “P-c-h-nt-s” bullshit

get your hand outta my pocket universe (morrisp), Saturday, 13 April 2019 14:12 (five years ago) link

it's vile, for sure.

buttigieg play the blues (crüt), Saturday, 13 April 2019 14:18 (five years ago) link

2014: "All I can say is I'm sorry and ask for the Nation's forgiveness."

Many great artists have had to make abject apologies to the country, although they were mainly in Stalinist Russia and it was Shostakovich and Prokofiev, not the bloke from Staind

sbahnhof, Saturday, 20 April 2019 21:53 (four years ago) link


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