I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

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i would feel like an idiot posting that photo again, so i webmailed you the link

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 December 2010 09:53 (ten years ago) link

nice one, especially that backwards glance that sez "go for it"

the tune is space, Friday, 10 December 2010 10:03 (ten years ago) link

jealous, tabes

and yeah, Jordan's pic has been saved to my hd

must be strangely exciting to watch the stoic squirrel (corey), Friday, 10 December 2010 14:37 (ten years ago) link

this morning i made out with my date right after i popped a throat lozenge into my mouth and i had to stop myself from laughing because i kept thinking about this thread

a rozay is a rozay is a rozay (donna rouge), Friday, 10 December 2010 17:04 (ten years ago) link

hahaha

must be strangely exciting to watch the stoic squirrel (corey), Friday, 10 December 2010 17:26 (ten years ago) link

wait jord i wanna see that pic.

and i'm glad that happened, donn rouge. i still can't rim somebody without wanting to go RIIIIIICCCCCOOOOOOLLLAAAAAA

hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Friday, 10 December 2010 18:09 (ten years ago) link

ditto. pic, j0rdan?

The SBurbs (Alex in Montreal), Friday, 10 December 2010 21:07 (ten years ago) link

this is the pic:

http://imgur.com/CcVoo

which ear is the queer ear (corey), Friday, 10 December 2010 21:17 (ten years ago) link

guys, i had the most explosive orgasm i've ever had today. during my first porn shoot. the director gasped, and afterwards called it 'glorious.'

the mighty blowjob: "it's just lunch" basically (the table is the table), Monday, 13 December 2010 01:47 (ten years ago) link

That reminds me, I've been wanting to say this on this thread for a while: SEMEN DOES NOT TASTE SALTY.

So many times you hear people make jokes about jizz that involve references to saltiness, and it IS NOT SALTY.

Does anyone disagree?

Is that Glenn Danzig or Tommy Wiseau? (Jesse), Monday, 13 December 2010 01:54 (ten years ago) link

doesn't it depend on the jizz

ad hom alone (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 December 2010 01:55 (ten years ago) link

it does. but for the most part, it has a nice sweetness, ime

the mighty blowjob: "it's just lunch" basically (the table is the table), Monday, 13 December 2010 01:57 (ten years ago) link

I've noticed sweetness, bleachiness, mushroominess, and some other variations, but never salty. And I've specifically tried to identify saltiness.

Is that Glenn Danzig or Tommy Wiseau? (Jesse), Monday, 13 December 2010 02:04 (ten years ago) link

it's sweet and bitter, like a gin and tonic.

which ear is the queer ear (corey), Monday, 13 December 2010 02:05 (ten years ago) link

Like love and passion.

Is that Glenn Danzig or Tommy Wiseau? (Jesse), Monday, 13 December 2010 02:12 (ten years ago) link

Table, have you done electrostimulation stuff? That seems like something you would try. If not, you should! It can be pretty great.

Is that Glenn Danzig or Tommy Wiseau? (Jesse), Monday, 13 December 2010 02:13 (ten years ago) link

Take a whiff of brie sometime soon, boys....

Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 13 December 2010 02:54 (ten years ago) link

lol.

i have...uh....well, sort of. but not really. i have a lovely prostate massager though.

the mighty blowjob: "it's just lunch" basically (the table is the table), Monday, 13 December 2010 03:02 (ten years ago) link

This is not TMI, but it is gay and NSFW, so this is where it's going. I can't wait for the feature-length version of this http://www.nakedsword.com/features/iwyl.aspx. It is probably my favorite hardcore-sex-based film (I don't really want to call it porn) ever.

NakedSword.com is excited to present I Want Your Love, an independent short film with hardcore gay sexual content, from director Travis Mathews' forthcoming feature film of the same name. IWYL is in the style of Mathews' critically acclaimed web series, "In Their Room".

I've never seen In Their Room, but I'm going to.

Is that Glenn Danzig or Tommy Wiseau? (Jesse), Saturday, 18 December 2010 01:45 (ten years ago) link

i think we might've discussed that somewhere a while ago. it's like gay mumblecore thing.

the mighty blowjob: "it's just lunch" basically (the table is the table), Saturday, 18 December 2010 21:28 (ten years ago) link

A while back I went through security at the state courthouse while filing something for work and the deputy sheriff saw something fishy in my messenger bag. He made me pull out the questionable object which, to my horror, was a urethral sound (a friend gave it to me weeks before and I forgot to take it out of the bag). I claimed ignorance ad to what it was and how it got in my bag. The deputy just looked was dubious, but he let me go with it, though not before commenting on the price tag and saying "have fun."

"have fun"?? I wonder if he knew why it was??

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Monday, 20 December 2010 20:41 (ten years ago) link

What, not why.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Monday, 20 December 2010 20:41 (ten years ago) link

he knew not wherefore

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Monday, 20 December 2010 20:42 (ten years ago) link

i learned something today!

buzzoff (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 20 December 2010 20:57 (ten years ago) link

was it what a urethral sound is

because i didnt know either

the boobfinder general (Princess TamTam), Monday, 20 December 2010 21:01 (ten years ago) link

someone pls tell me what one is here because I don't want to google that at work

does it have to do with measuring the urethra or something?

ENBB, Monday, 20 December 2010 21:03 (ten years ago) link

urethral sound is, in fact, the name of my darkwave band

dashboard dolly (donna rouge), Monday, 20 December 2010 21:08 (ten years ago) link

was it what a urethral sound is

because i didnt know either

― the boobfinder general (Princess TamTam), Monday, December 20, 2010 3:01 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah i haven't googled it yet but it seems pretty straightforward

ok i actually did just now GIS it and a)nsfw duh and b)there's no way i'd ever be able to guess the use of such a thing if i stumbled upon it in someone's bag, unless i'd seen one before (whereas other sex toys look pretty....sex toy-ish). either the dude has used one for fun, or had a medical procedure that involved one or something, i dunno.

kanellos (gbx), Monday, 20 December 2010 21:10 (ten years ago) link

yeah it looks like one of those things you measure your tire's air pressure with

the boobfinder general (Princess TamTam), Monday, 20 December 2010 21:13 (ten years ago) link

It is a slender metal rod whose medical use was originally opening a urethra that was gummed up (by STDs). My doctor told me that they are sometimes still used to stretch the urethra if it is too constricted to allow proper bladder drainage (I thought I had a prostrate problem, and my doc was telling me about possible treatments).

Sexually, they are used to stick in your urethra. V. invigorating....

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Monday, 20 December 2010 21:47 (ten years ago) link

ha, i had a somewhat similar experience at the Cleveland airport a few years ago.

i forgot i had poppers in my bag, and the security guy was just like, "what is this?" and i said, "poppers." and he was like, "what?" and i was like, "it's amyl nitrate, it's used to stimulate the blood." and he looked at me, then looked at the bottle, and was like, "well, i'm confiscating whatever it is."

he also took my jew-harp because it could be used as a weapon.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 20 December 2010 22:08 (ten years ago) link

tbh, i'm surprised i didn't get TONS of shit for that incident.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 20 December 2010 22:08 (ten years ago) link

it's used to stimulate the blood

Haha - that makes it sound like it's some kind of early 20th century quack tonic.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Monday, 20 December 2010 22:23 (ten years ago) link

he also took my jew-harp because it could be used as a weapon.

anti-semites!

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 00:49 (ten years ago) link

urethra that was gummed up (by STDs)

my new least favorite phrase aaagggghhhh

dayo, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 00:56 (ten years ago) link

i participated in my first impromptu orgy last night

i've been seeing this boy, and he had a coldwave/minimal synth party at his place, and eventually, 12 females and (mostly) males were naked and getting super nasty.

it was called the D4RKP4RTY.

i don't feel dark cuz it was amazing, but man. i am tired.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Thursday, 23 December 2010 06:33 (ten years ago) link

Tabes, do you have sex with women?

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 23 December 2010 14:39 (ten years ago) link

(Note to self: Crash Table's parties if ever in the area. Consider 'area' to be a 100-mile radius.)

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 24 December 2010 16:25 (ten years ago) link

(Next note to self: Add another zero onto the 100.)

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 24 December 2010 16:31 (ten years ago) link

ahaha.

um, i kissed a girl that night. but no, i don't do ladies.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Friday, 24 December 2010 23:03 (ten years ago) link

kinda like Katy Perry?

sarahel, Friday, 24 December 2010 23:18 (ten years ago) link

Always thought that song had piano-bar potential.

would like a calmer set (Eazy), Saturday, 25 December 2010 02:36 (ten years ago) link

I'm sad that her version eclipsed Jill Sobule's.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Saturday, 25 December 2010 02:49 (ten years ago) link

Not "version," rather song of the same title.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Saturday, 25 December 2010 02:52 (ten years ago) link

eeyup

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Sunday, 26 December 2010 22:18 (ten years ago) link

tabes, I liked that punkboy porn clip on your blog!

(didnt get off tho)

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 27 December 2010 19:01 (ten years ago) link

URL?

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 27 December 2010 19:06 (ten years ago) link

oh and by the way, morbz, glad you liked that one. it's pretty hot, especially the kind of janky lighting during the plowing sequence.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:33 (ten years ago) link


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