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Are we getting back into that "Would the Steelers have made the Super Bowl if the Denver Broncos were entirely composed of DRAGONS instead of MEN? Probably not." territory?

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 6 February 2006 23:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Dragons would've totally burned the Steelers.

HIGH FIVE

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 6 February 2006 23:48 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm partial to this reasoning:

# the 'fuck you' e-mail
# The real reason the Seahawks lost

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 6 February 2006 23:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Are we getting back into that "Would the Steelers have made the Super Bowl if the Denver Broncos were entirely composed of DRAGONS instead of MEN? Probably not." territory?

AHAHAHAHKAHAHGHAHFH I AM DYING

― Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Tuesday, 7 February 2006 00:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Ease up, tough guys. I'm just sayin' that, as a football fan, I was disappointed with the game. I watched with a bunch of Steeler fans who couldn't hardly muster a "YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH"! at the end cuz they felt twas somewhat of a gift.

btw, what with the 108 new-ball-on-every-play deal? How many drops from the o and d of both sides? Its like they laced the things with Crisco (and which made that low catch by Ward(?) for a first down more impressive).

― peepee (peepee), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 01:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah the dropped balls were really the lowlight of the game, if you ask me. What the hell? The whole league has been full of that this year though. At least all the games I've watched. It's like they're tossing around slugs or something instead of footballs.

http://www.footbec.com/dragon_logo_final.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 02:41 (eighteen years ago) link

(I honestly think that the officiating in that game was absolutely no worse than the officiating you see on any given Sunday and I just always get bristled up when people get really het up on it just cuz it's the Super Bowl. It ain't like that Testeverde last-play-of-teh-game phantom touchdown from years back. As long as something isn't as egregious as THAT I don't think it's game-destroying. UNLIKE DROPPED PASSES. LOOKIN AT YOU JEREMEY SHOCKEY)

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 02:43 (eighteen years ago) link

It's like they're tossing around slugs or something instead of footballs

if they had been tossing around slugs, there's no question which team would have won

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 03:30 (eighteen years ago) link

the squawks can drop anything, that was like the jake plummer we knew this was coming eventually memorial redux. it being sof' boy doing so much bibbity bibbity *drop* just added a rimshot. i'm not sure what was up with the 'new balls every single play of the first half' thing - they think that many hof worthy events might happen? tags trying to score some extra taco money on ebay? for a league that's about rigging it for hi-scores that does seem odd.

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 03:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Steelers in hollow victory SHOCKAH!!!

― Alex in Tupelo, Tuesday, 7 February 2006 10:27 (eighteen years ago) link

I would be worried, if they started tossing around slugs, for the safety of the slugs. They'd get squished.

I think every time from now on a team plays crap all of a sudden in the playoffs in exactly the manner you'd expect them to but thought they wouldn't, nay, couldn't, we should call it the Jake Plummer Memorial Redux. Because it doesn't have the same ring as the Peyton Manning Special Move.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 14:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Well the Super Bowl is finally over and I can now go back to hating the Steelers. I have touched a Terrible Towel for the last time.

They were mere pawns in my $ grab. Mercenaries to be used up and discarded.

Goodbye Pittsburgh, my Babylon.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 16:02 (eighteen years ago) link

guys...I've got to be honest...I am losing ALL respect (and I used to have a lot) for Holmgren. It's making me feel really bad for Alexander and Hasselbeck who have been utterly professional. Is it just me, or is it like, you EXPECT "We wuz robbed! Fire the refs! We ain't got no respect!" shouting from the players, who aren't exactly paid to be geniuses of marketing, but from the coach it's a little beyond the pale? Especially when the players kind of aren't doing it? I'm feeling really bad for the players!

I kind of want Holmgren's phone number so I can let him know that the refs didn't make him and his qb manage the game clock like they were playing in the Puppy Bowl. Someone give me a good reason why I shouldn't spend my evening tonight accomplishing this goal?

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 16:53 (eighteen years ago) link

thank you for your support

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(xp)

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 16:55 (eighteen years ago) link

i lost more respect for holmgren when i saw his hissy fit on the sidelines after the steve smith punt return was allowed to stand. but by no means do i want to dissuade you from calling him up tonight.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 16:58 (eighteen years ago) link

haha there was one point during the game when they had a close-up on holmgren when he didn't have his playsheet in front of his face--he was asking (presumably of hasselbeck) "do you have a play?"

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:00 (eighteen years ago) link

If Pitt doesn't call a timeout at the end of the first half the clock would still be running.

mookie, you are to be pitied for one day the Browns will rise up and...(transmission ends)

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:03 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah yeah the Holmgren reacts to calls like a homo thing still stands but seriously this is like getting to be beyond hissy fit. Take it like a man, or a walrus, or whatever you are already, for christ's sake! I mean geez one comment would be one thing but every day since Sunday, come on, son. Who do you think you are, the coach of the Kansas City Chiefs?? THERE'S NO CRYING IN FOOTBALL.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:16 (eighteen years ago) link

I wish every team was just coached by Ditka, Cowher and Parcells already. What the hell is with whiny guys and nice dudes in the NFL?? I want heart attacks on the sideline, coaches punching coaches, drool. That's what football is about. This knitting circle nonsense must end.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link

I wish I could take back the things I said defending Peyton Manning's one weak ass diss about "protection problems," cos even though I still don't think it was that bad, I feel like by saying so I'm supporting this girlification of the NFL ranks.

I've convinced myself, phone calls all around!!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:19 (eighteen years ago) link

basically we need more juggaloos calling the plays

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:20 (eighteen years ago) link

the steve spurrier experiment was terrible.

basically we need more juggaloos calling the plays

not unless you wanna see shaun alexander get shot or shanked with a hatchet.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:25 (eighteen years ago) link

He's a clone, everyone knows that makes him invincible to hatchets.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Also Spurrier is not Parcells, Ditka, or Cowher. I don't want guys who are like those people coaching. I want only those three people coaching. And possibly myself but let's not get into that. Tho seriously can you imagine the press conferences??

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link

We need Jim Mora to bridge the gap between emo girlydom and manly man shitfits.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:48 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah cmon stence, spurrier's no lombardi/ditka man's man type, dude's a dandy thru and thru.

daver otm re: both moras.

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:06 (eighteen years ago) link

It's more about Spurrier being kinda crap and awful. HE'S NO JIMMY JOHNSON, EVEN.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Daver and blount OTM, particularly now that Vermeil has retired (again).

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:16 (eighteen years ago) link

This is one of the reasons why we weren't crying to see Holmgren go, he was kind of a weenie baby here but had the macho gunslinger players to watch his back.

(Of course, we then hired Ray "One and Out" Rhodes and Mike "Inexplicably High Winning Percentage Considering He's Just a Butter Statue" Sherman, and now Mike "Watch Out NFL I Was the Offensive Coordinator for the San Fran-fuckin'-cisco 49ers" McCarthy.)

But virtually all these boring technocrats are better than NBA coaches, who actually have to whine to get any calls at all, which is why the "great" ones are, well, Phil Jackson. What kind of Buddhist does all that wasteful face-contortion crap?

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Wow I don't know what to think about this, but almost all of the first page of GIS results for "Butter Statue" are paintings of the Buddha! What do you know that we don't?!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:31 (eighteen years ago) link

But virtually all these boring technocrats are better than NBA coaches, who actually have to whine to get any calls at all, which is why the "great" ones are, well, Phil Jackson. What kind of Buddhist does all that wasteful face-contortion crap?

if phil jackson's a "buddhist" then dave raposer is a used-car salesman. just sayin'.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

he meant butter statue though.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link

jim mora's an intense dude, i like him a lot. blount, gregg knapp - should he stay or should he go????

― Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link

http://hoopchina.com/bbs/attachment/Mon_0510/39_937.jpg

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 19:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Could someone please post a picture of Cowher making that face he makes as if he's about to start bawling his eyes out cuz his big brother took his happymeal toy?

― peepee (peepee), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 20:06 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.camcojb.com/sbXVtd.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Sunday, 12 February 2006 01:36 (eighteen years ago) link

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― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 12 February 2006 02:10 (eighteen years ago) link

roffles @ murder

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 12 February 2006 16:21 (eighteen years ago) link

thank u mookieproof

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 13 February 2006 02:34 (eighteen years ago) link

seventeen years pass...

Trying to deposit 100 into various online sports books but getting denied ahhh

― calstars, Sunday, 11 February 2024 20:43 (two months ago) link

I’m all in on SF baby!

― calstars, Sunday, 11 February 2024 20:43 (two months ago) link

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