Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

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it's like a treasure hunt

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Mandee, how can you resist a man like this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/p1102165508.jpg

By the way, I sent you a friendship request ages ago, but you never answered... Was it something I said?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:48 (eighteen years ago) link

it may have been that photo with the undies ..

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:50 (eighteen years ago) link

No, that was before undies.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:51 (eighteen years ago) link

The undie pics.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:51 (eighteen years ago) link

aha - it must have been the lack of undies that did it.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:54 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Dom, I just replied your friend request. But please, no filthy messages to my Finnish boos.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:57 (eighteen years ago) link

finnish boobs?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:59 (eighteen years ago) link

im kind of bored, maybe i'll actually give this a go...

― charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 8 August 2005 16:55 (eighteen years ago) link

ok ken i've looked at every asian bloke age 25 in london and none of them are you :(

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 8 August 2005 19:46 (eighteen years ago) link

I think I've found you .. OMG YOU ARE TEH SEXY MAN!

only joking, i've had 2 beers

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 8 August 2005 19:49 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=17995525723048981705

is my #1 match. I've never had a match above 89%. Does that make me lame?

― J (Jay), Monday, 8 August 2005 19:59 (eighteen years ago) link

wait you were joking about finding me, or the fact that i'm teh sexy??

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 8 August 2005 20:36 (eighteen years ago) link

ive never had a match above 80% !! i guess I am that UNIQUE

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 8 August 2005 20:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Everyone loves Tuomas!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 8 August 2005 21:05 (eighteen years ago) link

My matches get up to 87% at most around the world. Locally, it's never more than 74%, and no-one's really all that interesting. Maybe I should be kinkier and hornier, because everyone I get matched with is really tame, safe, and inoffensive and I'm not. I'm just typically polite.

Compared to other males my age I'm apparently:
less aggressive
less ambitious
more artsy
more compassionate
less geeky
less capitalistic
more progressive
less selfish
more indie
less kinky
more literary
more loving
more pure
less Republican
less sex-driven
less spiritual
more emotional
more political
less competitive

No surprises there.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Monday, 8 August 2005 23:18 (eighteen years ago) link

what is it?

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 August 2005 23:28 (eighteen years ago) link

I was just gonna point out that I have an above 80% match with Mandee, but Andrew already did that. Don't worry Mandee, you're still unique, it's just that I wasn't particularly picky when answering the questions. (Does she like anime, or know what becomes of hydrogen when it's burned... who cares?)

My number one match in the world used to be Martin Skidmore (95%), but I can't find his profile anymore.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 06:17 (eighteen years ago) link

I am still there - perhaps we are no longer so well suited, sadly. My best used to be RickyT, as I recall, and we do seem pretty compatible to me (which might disturb the fuck out of him, of course). Except perhaps for a lack of interest on his part in unattractive middle-aged men, I imagine.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 11:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Maybe I should sign up again. But then again, I only ever get bogged down in the "oh my god, there are no good photos of me, ever!" quandary. Sigh.

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 11:24 (eighteen years ago) link

i am having trouble choosing the best 5 for my profile (they're all so prettyy!)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 11:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Last night, after signing up, the *best* match I could get within 100 miles was only 15%. I didn't try worldwide matching, though.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 12:17 (eighteen years ago) link

how many questions have you answered? (you get crap matches if you havne't answered enough questions)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 12:18 (eighteen years ago) link

i wish tuomas and martin would date

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 12:24 (eighteen years ago) link

aw love through shared interest in photography.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 12:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, I've never come across someone with just a 15% match with me.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 12:28 (eighteen years ago) link

(x-post)

Huh? I don't even own a camera.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 12:29 (eighteen years ago) link

how many questions have you answered?

About forty, I think.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 12:31 (eighteen years ago) link

funny thing is, ive seen my #1 match at a party before.. he kept brushing his hair... and swishing it around... and I was drinking a Zima XXX and he put his fingers up to me crossed (like I was a vampire) -- I knew then we could never find true love

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 12:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Because you don't want him to suffer the same curse and become a member of the nonliving?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 12:34 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm giving match.com a try. Have messaged 5 different guys today, does that make me a slut?

― leigh (leigh), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 13:06 (eighteen years ago) link

no but i did like in the okcupid test, it asks you "do you have STD? if so click here"

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 13:29 (eighteen years ago) link

nothing like a bit of good rivalry

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 13:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Haha, I never found that out, 'cos I NEVER CLICKED!

Care to share with us, Ken?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 13:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Having read exactly what I just posted there, I predict it'll take 10 seconds for a snappy comeback.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 13:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I didn't click either - but I hovered over the link to see where it led to :-)

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 13:34 (eighteen years ago) link

You a ghost or something?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 13:35 (eighteen years ago) link

(I just thought it would lead to extra questions.)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 13:36 (eighteen years ago) link

i can't think of a single snappy comeback at all!! at least none that wouldn't be inviting sex and so i shall refrain.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 13:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Hovered *my mouse pointer* over it :-P

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 13:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Your mouse a ghost or something?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 13:38 (eighteen years ago) link

I also own no camera. Haven't done for years.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 15:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Your camera a ghost or something?

― matlewis (matlewis), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 17:24 (eighteen years ago) link

OK, I've filled my profile out, I've answered lots of questions, I'm getting matches in the 70-75% range, I've left it a day or so, and an impressive total of ZERO email. Clearly either:

a) it's crap
b) nobody likes me
c) both of the above.

My money's on C, but I could be wrong.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 16:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Ahh, it's fine. I haven't had any mail in a while. It's weird, though, because sometimes I'll get several messages all at once.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 17:06 (eighteen years ago) link

sing it sister

crosspost

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 17:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Found you ken! Do I get a prize?

― Cathy (Cathy), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 20:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I am caffypeach. woo me, ILE!

― Cathy (Cathy), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 20:50 (eighteen years ago) link

excellent detective work! prize is in the post.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 22:33 (eighteen years ago) link

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