I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

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lol

˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:57 (ten years ago) link

Jordan are you a top? This is ILTMI so, that's right, I'm askin'.

― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Wednesday, December 8, 2010 6:54 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

ummm primarily, yes

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:57 (ten years ago) link

j0rdan is like a different dude on the gay threads. Since I only know him from autogoon i expected his posting style to be more like, "butt dumb tight my boners got boners"

dr. harbl's zing-along blog (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:58 (ten years ago) link

sorry yo, i need to get twee somewhere

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:59 (ten years ago) link

I think it's kind of amazing to see how many ppl are reading this btw and now I sorta wish I hadn't gotten as TMI as I did last night. Oh well.

˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:01 (ten years ago) link

i will be reading this thread very intently *steeples fingers*

Princess TamTam, Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:02 (ten years ago) link

now we all know ENBB likes chicken nuggets

dr. harbl's zing-along blog (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:02 (ten years ago) link

"butt dumb tight my boners got boners"

what?

wednesday (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:03 (ten years ago) link

hiphop ref

shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:03 (ten years ago) link

lol they were veggie nuggets tbh

˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:03 (ten years ago) link

house stupid dumb big my rooms got rooms

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:04 (ten years ago) link

hardest thing in the lot that there mine

steendriver DUMB BIG, his HOOS got HOOS (dayo), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:04 (ten years ago) link

hardest thing...eh?

The Reverend, Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:06 (ten years ago) link

FANTASTICO...

steendriver DUMB BIG, his HOOS got HOOS (dayo), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:06 (ten years ago) link

I feel so less likely talkin TMI now that there are even more people reading this than the orig gay thread

wednesday (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:18 (ten years ago) link

yeah me 2 tbh

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:19 (ten years ago) link

hard hard big big BBQ sauce

(Don't have anything to contribute--all of my encounters with women were too normal to post here about.)

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:20 (ten years ago) link

so when do you guys think the series of all of us posting underwear photos is going to start happening?

a rozay is a rozay is a rozay (donna rouge), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:02 (ten years ago) link

until June rolls around all y'all are seeing are my long johns :)

shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:07 (ten years ago) link

o fuc I forgot about the underwear thread.

unintentional boob pic (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:09 (ten years ago) link

i mean i DID just buy cute underwear

a rozay is a rozay is a rozay (donna rouge), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:10 (ten years ago) link

you can at least post a photo of the underwear alone!

shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:11 (ten years ago) link

He'll have to take it to the other gay thread if he's going to go that route.

big jeans (lou), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:17 (ten years ago) link

:) :)

shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:20 (ten years ago) link

this thread can't have Too Much Whiney.

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:27 (ten years ago) link

TMW

dr. harbl's zing-along blog (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:28 (ten years ago) link

ya in the name of disclosure i feel the need to say that i am straight dude reading this thread. in the spirit of the topic, though, i did once get cum, albeit my own, in my eye. no fun.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:31 (ten years ago) link

braggin 2010

the nagl is the nagl (dayo), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:40 (ten years ago) link

I've done the self facial thing. I felt dumb.

shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:44 (ten years ago) link

PUNK BOYS PUNK BOYS GIVE ME MORE PUNK BOYS

sorry this cuet guy on a4a is like, baiting my hook.

hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:44 (ten years ago) link

i've done that too.

who had peed on themselves? that is my question. then i know who are my brothers.

hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:45 (ten years ago) link

I mean if you want I could put on my cutoffs and homemade Mouse on Mars tanktop and flip up my baseball cap and...

it is thursday now (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:46 (ten years ago) link

my blonde hair this summer is as punk as I've ever been

shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:47 (ten years ago) link

but I looked more like Vince Clarke from Yaz

shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:47 (ten years ago) link

Oh God what have I done... is such a consistently rewarding meme

maher shalal hash tagz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 December 2010 06:07 (ten years ago) link

i am a human urinal, and no one can stop me. fuck shame.

hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Thursday, 9 December 2010 06:29 (ten years ago) link

TMI Gays, I have some questions! Where do you stand on casual hook-ups where one or other of you are already partnered?

My rules: I always explain my partnered and open relationship/full disclosure status beforehand. The reasons are:

1) To manage their expectations, so that they don't run away with the idea that we could be boyfriends.
2) To reassure them that they won't risk getting into trouble with a deceived and angry partner.
3) To give them a chance to back out, if they aren't into hooking up with married men.

NB - regarding 3), almost nobody ever backs out. I'd struggle to recall more than two or three occasions.

Similarly, I always establish the other person's relationship status beforehand. That's because there is one line that I don't cross. Namely, that I won't have sex with anyone who's partnered, if their relationship isn't fully open. This isn't so much a moral as a practical issue (although I don't find deceit a sexy look, at all). I was once caught out by someone who pretended his relationship was open, only for him to reveal the next day that it wasn't, and that I was to keep quiet about what had happened. Not long afterwards, I met his partner. It was excruciating. I couldn't act naturally around him at all. So it's largely a self-preservation issue, based around the fact that I'm a hopeless deceiver. And deceit isn't a sexy look on me, either.

What are your rules, or don't you have any?

mike t-diva, Thursday, 9 December 2010 12:08 (ten years ago) link

I won't have sex with anyone who's partnered, if their relationship isn't fully open.

Sensible.

I mostly agree with the rest.

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 December 2010 14:38 (ten years ago) link

Mine are largely the same Mike.

Tim F, Thursday, 9 December 2010 14:52 (ten years ago) link

When I was in a relationship, we only hooked up with others in the context of a threesome.

When I've hooked up with other guys who I know have partners, I will only do so if I they are in an open situation, and only if I actually believe them. There have been really quickie encounters where such a discussion was not relevant.

i need to organize my zines (Jesse), Thursday, 9 December 2010 15:41 (ten years ago) link

Well, this is true. I wouldn't break the sanctity of the darkroom with a lifestyle questionnaire...

mike t-diva, Thursday, 9 December 2010 16:34 (ten years ago) link

^^^ potential song lyric

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 December 2010 16:44 (ten years ago) link

Morrissey could pull it off.

Kevin John Bozelka, Thursday, 9 December 2010 17:48 (ten years ago) link

my thoughts exactly

must be strangely exciting to watch the stoic squirrel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 17:55 (ten years ago) link

whenever i've been with someone more 'exclusively,' i always make sure to tell the dalliance. most of the time that's what they are to me, tbh, which sounds shitty, but having lovely romantic sex with someone you aren't partnered with is just a romp...if you make it clear , then if they act like they want to be your boyfriend...well, that's just kinda crazy.

hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Friday, 10 December 2010 09:17 (ten years ago) link

oh right, remember the cum in the eye? yeah, uh, last night....

hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Friday, 10 December 2010 09:17 (ten years ago) link

cross-ref'd from the ILE thread— this boy was 5' 4", and had an 8.5" cock. no joke. it was unreal. we listened to Mirror Mirror and Light Asylum while we fucked, and i kind of felt like i was in gay heaven for sec.

hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Friday, 10 December 2010 09:31 (ten years ago) link

also despite my penchant for taller people, it was nice to be big spoon :)

hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Friday, 10 December 2010 09:42 (ten years ago) link


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