I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

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lol ppl really have this shit bookmarked?

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:47 (ten years ago) link

damn thats a squeaky clean bhole

rump lookin like a big ass peach

damn

Princess TamTam, Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:48 (ten years ago) link

i'm sayin

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:49 (ten years ago) link

lol balls are totally ridiculous

˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:51 (ten years ago) link

balls are really stupid

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:51 (ten years ago) link

Redheaded asshole
Oh man.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:52 (ten years ago) link

x-post right?

Jordan are you a top? This is ILTMI so, that's right, I'm askin'.

˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:54 (ten years ago) link

I'm not a top but I'm still like "daaaaaaaaaamn"

shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:57 (ten years ago) link

lol

˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:57 (ten years ago) link

Jordan are you a top? This is ILTMI so, that's right, I'm askin'.

― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Wednesday, December 8, 2010 6:54 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

ummm primarily, yes

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:57 (ten years ago) link

j0rdan is like a different dude on the gay threads. Since I only know him from autogoon i expected his posting style to be more like, "butt dumb tight my boners got boners"

dr. harbl's zing-along blog (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:58 (ten years ago) link

sorry yo, i need to get twee somewhere

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:59 (ten years ago) link

I think it's kind of amazing to see how many ppl are reading this btw and now I sorta wish I hadn't gotten as TMI as I did last night. Oh well.

˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:01 (ten years ago) link

i will be reading this thread very intently *steeples fingers*

Princess TamTam, Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:02 (ten years ago) link

now we all know ENBB likes chicken nuggets

dr. harbl's zing-along blog (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:02 (ten years ago) link

"butt dumb tight my boners got boners"

what?

wednesday (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:03 (ten years ago) link

hiphop ref

shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:03 (ten years ago) link

lol they were veggie nuggets tbh

˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:03 (ten years ago) link

house stupid dumb big my rooms got rooms

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:04 (ten years ago) link

hardest thing in the lot that there mine

steendriver DUMB BIG, his HOOS got HOOS (dayo), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:04 (ten years ago) link

hardest thing...eh?

The Reverend, Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:06 (ten years ago) link

FANTASTICO...

steendriver DUMB BIG, his HOOS got HOOS (dayo), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:06 (ten years ago) link

I feel so less likely talkin TMI now that there are even more people reading this than the orig gay thread

wednesday (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:18 (ten years ago) link

yeah me 2 tbh

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:19 (ten years ago) link

hard hard big big BBQ sauce

(Don't have anything to contribute--all of my encounters with women were too normal to post here about.)

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:20 (ten years ago) link

so when do you guys think the series of all of us posting underwear photos is going to start happening?

a rozay is a rozay is a rozay (donna rouge), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:02 (ten years ago) link

until June rolls around all y'all are seeing are my long johns :)

shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:07 (ten years ago) link

o fuc I forgot about the underwear thread.

unintentional boob pic (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:09 (ten years ago) link

i mean i DID just buy cute underwear

a rozay is a rozay is a rozay (donna rouge), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:10 (ten years ago) link

you can at least post a photo of the underwear alone!

shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:11 (ten years ago) link

He'll have to take it to the other gay thread if he's going to go that route.

big jeans (lou), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:17 (ten years ago) link

:) :)

shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:20 (ten years ago) link

this thread can't have Too Much Whiney.

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:27 (ten years ago) link

TMW

dr. harbl's zing-along blog (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:28 (ten years ago) link

ya in the name of disclosure i feel the need to say that i am straight dude reading this thread. in the spirit of the topic, though, i did once get cum, albeit my own, in my eye. no fun.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:31 (ten years ago) link

braggin 2010

the nagl is the nagl (dayo), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:40 (ten years ago) link

I've done the self facial thing. I felt dumb.

shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:44 (ten years ago) link

PUNK BOYS PUNK BOYS GIVE ME MORE PUNK BOYS

sorry this cuet guy on a4a is like, baiting my hook.

hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:44 (ten years ago) link

i've done that too.

who had peed on themselves? that is my question. then i know who are my brothers.

hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:45 (ten years ago) link

I mean if you want I could put on my cutoffs and homemade Mouse on Mars tanktop and flip up my baseball cap and...

it is thursday now (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:46 (ten years ago) link

my blonde hair this summer is as punk as I've ever been

shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:47 (ten years ago) link

but I looked more like Vince Clarke from Yaz

shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:47 (ten years ago) link

Oh God what have I done... is such a consistently rewarding meme

maher shalal hash tagz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 December 2010 06:07 (ten years ago) link

i am a human urinal, and no one can stop me. fuck shame.

hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Thursday, 9 December 2010 06:29 (ten years ago) link

TMI Gays, I have some questions! Where do you stand on casual hook-ups where one or other of you are already partnered?

My rules: I always explain my partnered and open relationship/full disclosure status beforehand. The reasons are:

1) To manage their expectations, so that they don't run away with the idea that we could be boyfriends.
2) To reassure them that they won't risk getting into trouble with a deceived and angry partner.
3) To give them a chance to back out, if they aren't into hooking up with married men.

NB - regarding 3), almost nobody ever backs out. I'd struggle to recall more than two or three occasions.

Similarly, I always establish the other person's relationship status beforehand. That's because there is one line that I don't cross. Namely, that I won't have sex with anyone who's partnered, if their relationship isn't fully open. This isn't so much a moral as a practical issue (although I don't find deceit a sexy look, at all). I was once caught out by someone who pretended his relationship was open, only for him to reveal the next day that it wasn't, and that I was to keep quiet about what had happened. Not long afterwards, I met his partner. It was excruciating. I couldn't act naturally around him at all. So it's largely a self-preservation issue, based around the fact that I'm a hopeless deceiver. And deceit isn't a sexy look on me, either.

What are your rules, or don't you have any?

mike t-diva, Thursday, 9 December 2010 12:08 (ten years ago) link

I won't have sex with anyone who's partnered, if their relationship isn't fully open.

Sensible.

I mostly agree with the rest.

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 December 2010 14:38 (ten years ago) link

Mine are largely the same Mike.

Tim F, Thursday, 9 December 2010 14:52 (ten years ago) link

When I was in a relationship, we only hooked up with others in the context of a threesome.

When I've hooked up with other guys who I know have partners, I will only do so if I they are in an open situation, and only if I actually believe them. There have been really quickie encounters where such a discussion was not relevant.

i need to organize my zines (Jesse), Thursday, 9 December 2010 15:41 (ten years ago) link


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