I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

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I have to say I really like the thread title. The capital H in His makes it seems like the coughdrop is in Jesus's asshole.

Anyway, thread bookmarked, <3 you guys even if I have no reason to join in.

irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:26 (ten years ago) link

has anyone ever gotten cum in their eye? damn that hurts.

― hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Wednesday, December 8, 2010 11:22 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

no, but my 5 year HS reunion was epically memorable when one of my old friends who was pretty reserved in high school got like 10+ beers deep (no joke) and told a story about getting with a dude who had had spicy food for dinner and then came directly into her eye. i thought the story was hilarious and A++ anecdote but, for obv reasons, a lot of other people listening were O_O

kanellos (gbx), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:39 (ten years ago) link

...which, apparently, is not the expression you want on yr face when a dude is about to come

kanellos (gbx), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:39 (ten years ago) link

O_x

shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:41 (ten years ago) link

I have gotten cum in my eye. It feels terrible, but worse, it stays red and swollen for a couple days.

i need to organize my zines (Jesse), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:54 (ten years ago) link

mine didn't— lasted like two hours at most. i went to a bonfire right after. (this was the first time i had sex with m4tt, btw)

hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 20:33 (ten years ago) link

removing my bookmark from this thread and putting it in there

dr. harbl's zing-along blog (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:47 (ten years ago) link

lol ppl really have this shit bookmarked?

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:47 (ten years ago) link

damn thats a squeaky clean bhole

rump lookin like a big ass peach

damn

Princess TamTam, Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:48 (ten years ago) link

i'm sayin

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:49 (ten years ago) link

lol balls are totally ridiculous

˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:51 (ten years ago) link

balls are really stupid

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:51 (ten years ago) link

Redheaded asshole
Oh man.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:52 (ten years ago) link

x-post right?

Jordan are you a top? This is ILTMI so, that's right, I'm askin'.

˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:54 (ten years ago) link

I'm not a top but I'm still like "daaaaaaaaaamn"

shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:57 (ten years ago) link

lol

˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:57 (ten years ago) link

Jordan are you a top? This is ILTMI so, that's right, I'm askin'.

― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Wednesday, December 8, 2010 6:54 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

ummm primarily, yes

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:57 (ten years ago) link

j0rdan is like a different dude on the gay threads. Since I only know him from autogoon i expected his posting style to be more like, "butt dumb tight my boners got boners"

dr. harbl's zing-along blog (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:58 (ten years ago) link

sorry yo, i need to get twee somewhere

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:59 (ten years ago) link

I think it's kind of amazing to see how many ppl are reading this btw and now I sorta wish I hadn't gotten as TMI as I did last night. Oh well.

˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:01 (ten years ago) link

i will be reading this thread very intently *steeples fingers*

Princess TamTam, Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:02 (ten years ago) link

now we all know ENBB likes chicken nuggets

dr. harbl's zing-along blog (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:02 (ten years ago) link

"butt dumb tight my boners got boners"

what?

wednesday (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:03 (ten years ago) link

hiphop ref

shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:03 (ten years ago) link

lol they were veggie nuggets tbh

˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:03 (ten years ago) link

house stupid dumb big my rooms got rooms

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:04 (ten years ago) link

hardest thing in the lot that there mine

steendriver DUMB BIG, his HOOS got HOOS (dayo), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:04 (ten years ago) link

hardest thing...eh?

The Reverend, Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:06 (ten years ago) link

FANTASTICO...

steendriver DUMB BIG, his HOOS got HOOS (dayo), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:06 (ten years ago) link

I feel so less likely talkin TMI now that there are even more people reading this than the orig gay thread

wednesday (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:18 (ten years ago) link

yeah me 2 tbh

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:19 (ten years ago) link

hard hard big big BBQ sauce

(Don't have anything to contribute--all of my encounters with women were too normal to post here about.)

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:20 (ten years ago) link

so when do you guys think the series of all of us posting underwear photos is going to start happening?

a rozay is a rozay is a rozay (donna rouge), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:02 (ten years ago) link

until June rolls around all y'all are seeing are my long johns :)

shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:07 (ten years ago) link

o fuc I forgot about the underwear thread.

unintentional boob pic (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:09 (ten years ago) link

i mean i DID just buy cute underwear

a rozay is a rozay is a rozay (donna rouge), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:10 (ten years ago) link

you can at least post a photo of the underwear alone!

shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:11 (ten years ago) link

He'll have to take it to the other gay thread if he's going to go that route.

big jeans (lou), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:17 (ten years ago) link

:) :)

shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:20 (ten years ago) link

this thread can't have Too Much Whiney.

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:27 (ten years ago) link

TMW

dr. harbl's zing-along blog (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:28 (ten years ago) link

ya in the name of disclosure i feel the need to say that i am straight dude reading this thread. in the spirit of the topic, though, i did once get cum, albeit my own, in my eye. no fun.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:31 (ten years ago) link

braggin 2010

the nagl is the nagl (dayo), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:40 (ten years ago) link

I've done the self facial thing. I felt dumb.

shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:44 (ten years ago) link

PUNK BOYS PUNK BOYS GIVE ME MORE PUNK BOYS

sorry this cuet guy on a4a is like, baiting my hook.

hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:44 (ten years ago) link

i've done that too.

who had peed on themselves? that is my question. then i know who are my brothers.

hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:45 (ten years ago) link

I mean if you want I could put on my cutoffs and homemade Mouse on Mars tanktop and flip up my baseball cap and...

it is thursday now (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:46 (ten years ago) link

my blonde hair this summer is as punk as I've ever been

shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:47 (ten years ago) link


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