Grandest 'Film Folly' Of All

Eric H: Does Klawans mention Hopper's Last Movie?

I don't think so. I don't have the book on me, but I can look at the index later.

You're definitely right, Pash.

saw 'l'inhumaine ' this year

not impressed

surprised not to see 'napoleon'

not really sure 'metropolis' goes off the rails

That's one movie that I'm thinking was included to support Klawans' architectural thesis more so than directorial hubris, though it was a pretty massive and expensive undertaking, no?

yeah it was probably the biggest film made in europe at that time

there was one really huge pre-war one but i've forgotten about it

i thought metropolis was the most expensive movie ever when it was made?

xpost Yeah, I haven't boned up on my Brownlow in awhile.

Wow @ "The Conqueror"...I never heard that story. Crazy...

Yeah, one of the Medved books has a pic of JWayne and various crew standing around a geiger counter on-site and lolling.

And this is what it was all for:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8U1LVNjJx0

Not to mention this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciHbJkb9OKI

And then did I note:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsnWOyfMq4I

But I suppose there was this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYHU19ntDBQ

Meanwhile going back to Pash's c/p above -- "Operation Upshot-Knothole," okay SOMEBODY was fucking around there.

"Operation Upshot-Knothole" I mean can I just . . .

xp lol

Overseen by General Bick Dutt Wass-Sipe

Holy shit @ these Conqueror clips

The whole thing is just insane. I taped it off TV back in the early nineties and good god almighty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXXZ6URb4VU

Meantime, if you want a full ten minutes of it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gey8eAFe5uw

Stop it!

Hahah. (There's not that much more on YouTube, for which we should all be grateful.)

"The Conqureror" is absolutely dreadful from beginning to end, not even entertainingly bad, just grim and dull.

"Upshot-Knothole" I at first thought was some guy's lol-WP edit, but no, it was for real, there are video clips of it on youtube, a nuclear shell fired from a big field gun!

"The Conqureror" is absolutely dreadful from beginning to end, not even entertainingly bad, just grim and dull.

Yeah, good camp it ain't. At least some of the lines are great in isolation given who was speaking them:

Temujin: Come and take me, mongrels - if you dare. While I have fingers to grasp a sword, and eyes to see your cowardly faces, your treacherous heads will not be safe on your shoulders. For I am Temujin, the Conqueror. No prison can hold me, no army defeat me.

I was thinking of starting a similar poll, but limited to American films from approximately At Long Last Love to One from the Heart--seems like every big American director of that period had an oversized disaster (sometimes more than one). I want to check first, though (not sure what search term to use): has this been done already?

hard to know which criteria to vote on exactly here (fitzcarraldo for the stories, greed for the legend, apocalypse now for the heart attack), but since playtime is one of my favourite movies i guess i'll go for that.

i think lola montes is one of my all-time "wished i liked it better" movies

surprised not to see 'napoleon'

yeah!

jesus READ THE BOOK

totally agree about Lola

http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/FQdlY0-0fhM/

snowball fight starts at about 2:30 and shit starts to get crazy at around 7:00

Napoléon is one of my all-time favorites. I wish I could see the complete 6-hour film projected with the three screen finale but that'll probably never happen.

I was thinking of starting a similar poll, but limited to American films from approximately At Long Last Love to One from the Heart--seems like every big American director of that period had an oversized disaster (sometimes more than one). I want to check first, though (not sure what search term to use): has this been done already?

Don't think so, but that would be a good one too. I like a lot of those movies.

LOVE One From The Heart, and would actually like to revisit At Long Last Love. It's been (probably justifiably) OOP for years. Clemenza, please do poll.

I have only seen 3 of the films in the OP, and haven't read the book, so won't vote, but Fitzcarraldo has some imagery that has stuck with me since 1982. I've never seen the making-of doc Burden Of Dreams; need to.

Great, I'll set it up tonight--it's always been a group of films that fascinated me. No reading list, suggestions and omissions encouraged. (Sorry, Eric H., couldn't resist.)

Please include Song of Norway if you intended for us to vote for the worst.

Hahah. THAT film.

Good Lord yes, was dragged to that as a school field trip. Others off the top of my head: Waterworld (if you're going that late), Even Cowgirls Get The Blues, 1941.

Just realized there's only 2 years separating Waterworld and Cowgirls. Sorry to derail this thread, will wait for other one.

(Sorry, Eric H., couldn't resist.)

No worries. I guess I torpedoed this one without even realizing it.

My own window of interest is the '70s. Waterworld and Cowgirls[i] certainly belong on a folly poll somewhere, but I know more about the '75-'82 debacles--all the [i]Easy Rider/Raging Bull directors meeting their Waterloos. Maybe someone who knows more about the late-'80s could set up a second poll?

Try again (italics are my own Waterloo):

My own window of interest is the '70s. Waterworld and Cowgirls certainly belong on a folly poll somewhere, but I know more about the '75-'82 debacles--all the Easy Rider/Raging Bull directors meeting their Waterloos. Maybe someone who knows more about the late-'80s could set up a second poll?

i think lola montes is one of my all-time "wished i liked it better" movies

Seconded.

Good Lord yes, was dragged to that as a school field trip.

You saw Song of Norway in a theater?!? I'm 1% jealous, 99% ready to help you with grief counseling.

Seconded.

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technically, you thirded me, but who's counting

Lola Montes was one of those movies where I should love it but I ended up being indifferent.

I like Lola Montes just fine.

Wow @ "The Conqueror"...I never heard that story. Crazy...

Inspired the Mekons song "The Flame That Killed John Wayne."

I had heard the Conqueror stories, had never seen any clips. That looks wretched.

But not as wretched as Song Of Norway!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKHKQ1p4HZk&feature=related

I do think Cleopatra is sort of the odd one out among these choices in that it really does seem to be a pretty irredeemable misfire, as opposed to glorious. (Never managed to get through it, myself.)