I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

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^^ worst part of sex imo

o0o00h really? (boxedjoy), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 09:37 (ten years ago) link

There have been times when I've felt it necessary to establish a vocal contract, like, "No, I really want to focus on you and get you off and basically shock you with how good this is gonna be for you, but the proviso is you have to not go all weird for at least ten min afterwards."

Tim F, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 09:39 (ten years ago) link

it's stupid too because, like, that feeling happens to all of us, and we all (should) realize that, so just suck it up (no pun) & finish your end of the deal

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 09:43 (ten years ago) link

ILT isn't like 77, is it? i.e. it's Googlable and all?

I deindexed this thread just in case someone doesn't want it showing up on Google. But anyone who visits ilxor.com can still read ILTMI, it's not a secret board like 77.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 14:25 (ten years ago) link

okay here goes: anybody else been puked on during oral sex?

years ago in college an old flame of mine got into gagging on purpose during oral sex

like the power trip part of it, being bossed around and such

he told me to just keep shoving regardless of what gagging noises he was making

so we are going at it hot and heavy and I'm about to erupt

when I hear these really weird sounds from down there and then

wham

his barf is all over my cock and coming out his nose

I can't be the only person this has ever happened to, surely?

the tune is space, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 15:59 (ten years ago) link

you aren't but that's never happened to me

selfish dudes who orgasm without warning you

i seriously wanted to smack the guy who did this when i was going down on him

a rozay is a rozay is a rozay (donna rouge), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 16:04 (ten years ago) link

On one hand, I think it's preposterous that we 'need' a separate TMI thread. On the other, it's fascinating to see who's come out for the party.

If anyone's into the scene that the tune is space describes above, then just click right here, baby! (extremely NSFW [does that need to be said on this board?])

Kevin John Bozelka, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 16:16 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, thats happened to me

:( x FOREVER just for remembering it

o0o00h really? (boxedjoy), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 16:41 (ten years ago) link

i have never barfed on cock, or had my cock barfed on. but i have a THROAT, so i dunno.

hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 16:59 (ten years ago) link

The day after I shot Johny Boy's audition, he emailed me to say that he was no longer interested in being a "porn star". He said he was getting married to a woman next month, and that he just wanted to satisfy his curiosity about sucking a dick before he settled down with a woman. Sorry, Johny Boy, but you signed a model release, dude! Hope your wife doesn't mind that her husband has been captured on video for eternity with a fat dick in his mouth! lol...

Princess TamTam, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:04 (ten years ago) link

ahahahaha. what's funny is that i KNOW this guy who does work as Johnny, and he's 'straight,' but does tons of gay porn. has a girlfriend and everything. tbh, his Tranny Seduction video is one of the hottest, cuz he clearly is a straight dude who likes things up his butt but also enjoys breasts.

hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:21 (ten years ago) link

has anyone ever gotten cum in their eye? damn that hurts.

hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:22 (ten years ago) link

I have to say I really like the thread title. The capital H in His makes it seems like the coughdrop is in Jesus's asshole.

Anyway, thread bookmarked, <3 you guys even if I have no reason to join in.

irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:26 (ten years ago) link

has anyone ever gotten cum in their eye? damn that hurts.

― hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Wednesday, December 8, 2010 11:22 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

no, but my 5 year HS reunion was epically memorable when one of my old friends who was pretty reserved in high school got like 10+ beers deep (no joke) and told a story about getting with a dude who had had spicy food for dinner and then came directly into her eye. i thought the story was hilarious and A++ anecdote but, for obv reasons, a lot of other people listening were O_O

kanellos (gbx), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:39 (ten years ago) link

...which, apparently, is not the expression you want on yr face when a dude is about to come

kanellos (gbx), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:39 (ten years ago) link

O_x

shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:41 (ten years ago) link

I have gotten cum in my eye. It feels terrible, but worse, it stays red and swollen for a couple days.

i need to organize my zines (Jesse), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:54 (ten years ago) link

mine didn't— lasted like two hours at most. i went to a bonfire right after. (this was the first time i had sex with m4tt, btw)

hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 20:33 (ten years ago) link

removing my bookmark from this thread and putting it in there

dr. harbl's zing-along blog (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:47 (ten years ago) link

lol ppl really have this shit bookmarked?

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:47 (ten years ago) link

damn thats a squeaky clean bhole

rump lookin like a big ass peach

damn

Princess TamTam, Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:48 (ten years ago) link

i'm sayin

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:49 (ten years ago) link

lol balls are totally ridiculous

˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:51 (ten years ago) link

balls are really stupid

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:51 (ten years ago) link

Redheaded asshole
Oh man.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:52 (ten years ago) link

x-post right?

Jordan are you a top? This is ILTMI so, that's right, I'm askin'.

˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:54 (ten years ago) link

I'm not a top but I'm still like "daaaaaaaaaamn"

shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:57 (ten years ago) link

lol

˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:57 (ten years ago) link

Jordan are you a top? This is ILTMI so, that's right, I'm askin'.

― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Wednesday, December 8, 2010 6:54 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

ummm primarily, yes

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:57 (ten years ago) link

j0rdan is like a different dude on the gay threads. Since I only know him from autogoon i expected his posting style to be more like, "butt dumb tight my boners got boners"

dr. harbl's zing-along blog (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:58 (ten years ago) link

sorry yo, i need to get twee somewhere

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:59 (ten years ago) link

I think it's kind of amazing to see how many ppl are reading this btw and now I sorta wish I hadn't gotten as TMI as I did last night. Oh well.

˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:01 (ten years ago) link

i will be reading this thread very intently *steeples fingers*

Princess TamTam, Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:02 (ten years ago) link

now we all know ENBB likes chicken nuggets

dr. harbl's zing-along blog (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:02 (ten years ago) link

"butt dumb tight my boners got boners"

what?

wednesday (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:03 (ten years ago) link

hiphop ref

shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:03 (ten years ago) link

lol they were veggie nuggets tbh

˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:03 (ten years ago) link

house stupid dumb big my rooms got rooms

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:04 (ten years ago) link

hardest thing in the lot that there mine

steendriver DUMB BIG, his HOOS got HOOS (dayo), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:04 (ten years ago) link

hardest thing...eh?

The Reverend, Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:06 (ten years ago) link

FANTASTICO...

steendriver DUMB BIG, his HOOS got HOOS (dayo), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:06 (ten years ago) link

I feel so less likely talkin TMI now that there are even more people reading this than the orig gay thread

wednesday (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:18 (ten years ago) link

yeah me 2 tbh

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:19 (ten years ago) link

hard hard big big BBQ sauce

(Don't have anything to contribute--all of my encounters with women were too normal to post here about.)

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:20 (ten years ago) link

so when do you guys think the series of all of us posting underwear photos is going to start happening?

a rozay is a rozay is a rozay (donna rouge), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:02 (ten years ago) link

until June rolls around all y'all are seeing are my long johns :)

shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:07 (ten years ago) link

o fuc I forgot about the underwear thread.

unintentional boob pic (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:09 (ten years ago) link

i mean i DID just buy cute underwear

a rozay is a rozay is a rozay (donna rouge), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:10 (ten years ago) link

So i was with this guy yesterday and i was fingering him (even tho this is the tmi thread this feels really wrong lol) and... he was WET. like, natural juices? is that a thing???? i was shocked!!!!

surm, Monday, 17 June 2019 17:33 (one year ago) link

water left over from douching mixed with mucus probably

clouds, Monday, 17 June 2019 18:23 (one year ago) link

Ambergris and plum jelly ime

flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 17 June 2019 18:24 (one year ago) link

lol you guys are freaking me out, it was seriously so weird!

surm, Monday, 17 June 2019 19:52 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

Ambergris and plum jelly ime

― flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, June 17, 2019 11:24 AM (three months ago) bookmarkflaglink

just howled

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 00:44 (one year ago) link

my favorite Beatles lyric

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 00:48 (one year ago) link

ty

i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 03:21 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

I texted a friend:

“I wish your dick was a guillotine and my ass was the ruling class”

And he responded

“I wish my tongue was Nigel Farage and your taint was thinly veiled xenophobia”


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