importing professional wrestling into china except replacing wrestling with martial arts so that all the fights look like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZBtTx6jItI
― steendriver DUMB BIG, his HOOS got HOOS (dayo), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 05:46 (thirteen years ago) link
German cocaine rapper called Deutsche Gram
― mandatorily joined parties (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Barnes & Noble checkout aisle type book called "Brevity is the Soul of Twit: 10 Minutes of Great Tweets"
― mandatorily joined parties (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 20:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Also, get Jay-Z to rerecord version of Izzo for birthdays that goes "H to the Pizzo, B to the Dizzay, for shizzle my nizzle we be singin happy birthday!"
― mandatorily joined parties (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link
The Confusions of Young TourLes - Novella about folie-a-deux suffered by two viciously abused young central defenders at an elite football club in northern England
― a photo post about some black people on a park that had me in tears (nakhchivan), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:54 (thirteen years ago) link
pretty amusling
― the nagl is the nagl (dayo), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:02 (thirteen years ago) link
:)
― a photo post about some black people on a park that had me in tears (nakhchivan), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:03 (thirteen years ago) link
a beer called Fractional Reserve where each bottle is only like 1/7 full.
― ball (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 07:03 (2 days ago)
^^
― a photo post about some black people on a park that had me in tears (nakhchivan), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:28 (thirteen years ago) link
distill ipa until it's 7x normal strength
― a photo post about some black people on a park that had me in tears (nakhchivan), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:31 (thirteen years ago) link
Villa D'estela - Short lived 80s music show on New Zealand television in which ilxor estela interviewed the dead c, the smiths and alberto fujimori
― nakhchivan, Thursday, 9 December 2010 21:15 (thirteen years ago) link
any TV show with estela as the host is a great idea.
― a dude who enjoys the parapet and the extension of one's neck above it (gr8080), Friday, 10 December 2010 01:09 (thirteen years ago) link
ILX Battle Royale, 51 zing crew ppl or zing crew wannabes duke it out -- winner gets to be a sitewide mod, but the other 50 have to actually die
― pixel farmer, Friday, 10 December 2010 19:21 (thirteen years ago) link
walk the fucken walk hardman
― Indian Food 2 Electric Vindaloo (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 December 2010 20:40 (thirteen years ago) link
I had this idea for a line of dialogue I want to work into a script, but I have no context for it, except that it's delivered by a bitter character named Lou, and it goes "Freedom?! Freedom's just another word for nothing left for Lou!"
― mandatorily joined parties (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 December 2010 02:41 (thirteen years ago) link
Also, a film idea the lady and I developed together for a Lifetime TV-type movie called "Speaking from the Heart":
---Tim is a lovable twenty-something gay deaf-mute living in Minneapolis. Happy in his relationship but estranged from his parents because of his sexuality, he struggles with Eileen, his 40-ish therapist, to find self-acceptance. But meanwhile, Eileen has her own single-parent struggles with her rebellious teenaged daughter. Audiences will cry and cheer at the heartwarming climax, when Tim witnesses a fight between Eileen and her daughter; after the daughter storms out, Tim's mouth begins to tremble, as he "breaks his silence" to tell Eileen "Y-y-y-y-yu-yuh-yuh-yy-You N-n-n-n-n-n-nee-n-n-need each-ch-ch-other."In the final scene, Tim's parents join him and his boyfriend and Eileen and her daughter for Thanksgiving dinner.
― Hurting (Hurting), Monday, November 7, 2005 10:23 PM Bookmark
― mandatorily joined parties (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 December 2010 02:45 (thirteen years ago) link
Boxer briefs without the legs.
― fa fa fa fa fa (Zachary Taylor), Monday, 13 December 2010 06:13 (thirteen years ago) link
horrifying
― aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 13 December 2010 06:17 (thirteen years ago) link
that makes no sense.
its like saying "strapless bra w/ straps."
― http://tinyurl.com/jerrymacarena (gr8080), Monday, 13 December 2010 10:58 (thirteen years ago) link
xxp isn't that just a very loose fitting thong?
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 13 December 2010 12:46 (thirteen years ago) link
oh now I see why it's a terrible idea O_O
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 13 December 2010 12:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Buy up a block of cheap old rowhouses in the projects. Knock out some walls and paint it green with two antennae and have a caterpillar mansion.
― kkvgz, Monday, 13 December 2010 14:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Human Centihouse
― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 13 December 2010 14:25 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^ could also be name of new genre of microhouse -- maybe where short excerpts of songs are just daisy-chained one after another.
― mandatorily joined parties (Hurting 2), Monday, 13 December 2010 14:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Gets progressively more shit as it goes on?
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 13 December 2010 14:44 (thirteen years ago) link
sounds like a fiery furnaces album amirite
― schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Monday, 13 December 2010 14:46 (thirteen years ago) link
(I <3 them btw)
negative 100 calorie packs of celery*. they would be huge.
*cuz you lose more calories digesting celery than you gain by metabolizing it
― lonely is as lonely does, lonely is an eeyore (unregistered), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 22:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Office printer paper that comes pre-stained with coffee to make it seem like everyone is working really hard.
― hot lava hair (Z S), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 23:23 (thirteen years ago) link
xp That is not really true of celery, making that a truly capital bad idea!
― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Browser plug-in that automatically inserts spelling mistakes into message board posts. Settings: 'ILX', 'BCO', '4ch4n'
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 23:38 (thirteen years ago) link
car doors that don't fully close so you can never slam your fingers in them
― I spilled, saucer-eyed, into the Tonetta fanclub underground. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 23:52 (thirteen years ago) link
it CAN be true about celery depending on your metabolism. also: grapefruit.
― OFQM (gr8080), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 00:08 (thirteen years ago) link
ok so this is a terrible idea that I think I may see yet in my lifetime
"legal limit" soda. the sugariest soda allowed by legal law. the whole selling point is that if you bought it, opened it, and added a packet of sugar, well boy, you'd better hope there aren't any cops around because buddy you could be arrested!
I'd have to look into FDA regs, though.
― dayo, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 00:37 (thirteen years ago) link
a song about sacco and vanzetti to the tune of 'viva las vegas'
― aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 00:38 (thirteen years ago) link
is there really a legal limit for sugar in a soda?
― mandatorily joined parties (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 01:32 (thirteen years ago) link
just sell some sugar packaged in soda cans
― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 05:45 (thirteen years ago) link
or drink 2 sodas
― hot lava hair (Z S), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 05:47 (thirteen years ago) link
"just add seltzer water"
I dunno if there's a legal limit to sugar in sodas. if there is, then I would change the idea to something like "Impossibly Sweet Soda!"
the hook would be that this is the most sugar available in a soda according to scientific law - even if you tried to add more sugar to it, it wouldn't work, the sugar would just fall to the bottom, undissolved.
― dayo, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 05:50 (thirteen years ago) link
drinking it would be like drinking that $20 slushee bart bought from the kwik-e-mart.
Wouldn't this be just a jar of HFCS in the US? Or a squeezy bottle of Golden Syrup in the UK?
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 10:16 (thirteen years ago) link
232 page book called 'Why England Lose'
all pages blank, except for 191 which says
lol
― salvia divanorum (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 20:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Website: www.grouporn.com which somehow involves group coupons for porn. Haven't quite worked it out yet.
― mandatorily joined parties (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 22:53 (thirteen years ago) link
group ORN - canadian logistics and services conglomerate with suspiciously high web traffic
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 22:57 (thirteen years ago) link
― salvia divanorum (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 20:14 (2 hours ago)
am srsly wondering whether the bleep in The Boredoms' TV Ramones comes at a proportionally similar point in the track. going to the bother of finding out would be a terrible idea but I am going to do it anyway
― schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 23:15 (thirteen years ago) link
nah fuck it, this ain't getting resolved today
― schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 23:16 (thirteen years ago) link
damn lj yr building up some mythos abt my allusive genius or some shit, setting yrself up for a fall ;_;
still, time spent w/ the boredoms is seldom wasted
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 23:18 (thirteen years ago) link
haha this wasn't yr allusive genius for once, I'm all about the holistic synchronicity thing since our simultaneous maneouvre on that craven bastard Olley
the boredoms are one of the best of bands
― schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 23:21 (thirteen years ago) link
an evening with the boredoms - entry in a vbb forum's parody cd covers thread -- receives three lmao emoticons but ultimately is ignored cuz ppl there prefer evanescence
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 23:21 (thirteen years ago) link
Wurzels/xtian-emo crossover act Devonescence
― schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 23:23 (thirteen years ago) link
sans of iyo jim a - show in which the late james angleton was asked about his favourite fonts
― nax arrrrrgh (nakhchivan), Thursday, 16 December 2010 23:16 (thirteen years ago) link