names of footballers that float through your head

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Stefano Eranio fwiw

― best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 13:41 (15 minutes ago) Bookmark

horacio carbonari is my version of this, think it was cos he was nicknamed THE BAZOOKA iirc and was a gloriously-statted-but-invariably-disappointing £10m player in some ancient champ man edition

when i see some carbonara obv

r|t|c, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:00 (thirteen years ago) link

xp duly noted

r|t|c, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Marc Bridge-Wilkinson

lol omg carbonari

<3 Jim Smith's Derby County, Stefan Schnorr et al

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:01 (thirteen years ago) link

they also had Malcolm Christie who briefly threatened to be quite good, and also Chris Riggott, who didn't...anyway they both wound up at Middlesbrough

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Dominique Rocheteau

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Jean jacques misse misse.

Leonel sanchez.

Karl heinz rummenige.

rappa ternt sagna (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Alvaro Recoba. Just sounds satisfying to say.

purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Txiki begiristain.

rappa ternt sagna (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Crawford Baptie.

rappa ternt sagna (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:12 (thirteen years ago) link

igor stimac was the nuts too as i recall

oh and aljosa asanovic!!

derby memories are still bittersweet tho after gooner idiots houston & rioch had paulo wanchope (and his forgotten mate) down for a trial at loftus road on some cursed wednesday, sent him packing and then watched him score vs man utd on the saturday

remember so vividly listening to that and thinking "isn't that... the bloke we.... FUUUUUUU-"

r|t|c, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:12 (thirteen years ago) link

NORDIN WOOTER

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Jamie Clapham

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Justin Edinburgh

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Anton rogan.

rappa ternt sagna (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Hugo Portfirio

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:16 (thirteen years ago) link

regi blinker is my nordin wooter version

sasa ilic has been known to cross my mind sometimes actually

r|t|c, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:16 (thirteen years ago) link

aron winter

r|t|c, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:16 (thirteen years ago) link

gifton noel-williams

r|t|c, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Jose quitongo.

rappa ternt sagna (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:17 (thirteen years ago) link

My goalkeeper is and always has been Mark Crossley, with a side-order of Alec Chamberlain

Haha, Gifton! Didn't he play for Malaga for a bit, disastrously?

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:18 (thirteen years ago) link

gigi lentini

smoke on this^ one (cozen), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:20 (thirteen years ago) link

carl muggleton

smoke on this^ one (cozen), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:21 (thirteen years ago) link

henrikh mhkitaryan

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:21 (thirteen years ago) link

sokratis papastothopoulos

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link

andy hinchcliffe

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link

gifton noel-williams

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was this the 'on dis ting' guy?
no it couldn't be. even so, what was that dudes name?

purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:23 (thirteen years ago) link

dariusz dziekanowski
dariusz wdowczyk

smoke on this^ one (cozen), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:23 (thirteen years ago) link

I have a feeling that Dedryck Boyata will be this for many of us in a few years

nakh I see yr andy hinchcliffe and raise you chris vinnicombe

on dis ting was ashley-paul robinson, late of dulwich hamlet

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:23 (thirteen years ago) link

ha i searched ashley p a while back, think he was at croydon or bromley or somewhere

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Pat van den Hauwe

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:24 (thirteen years ago) link

ah. knew it was double barrel

purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:25 (thirteen years ago) link

dariusz kubicki

r|t|c, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:25 (thirteen years ago) link

In January 2010, he signed for Dulwich Hamlet. On Sunday 7th March it was confirmed that Ashley - Paul Robinson had left Dulwich Hamlet. Ashley currently plays for Dorking FC in the combined counties and FC pitts.

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:25 (thirteen years ago) link

APR was at Bromley I think yeah, but dude can't hold down a place anywhere. I think he got fat

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:26 (thirteen years ago) link

how does someone who played championship football as a teenager end up playing for dorking

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:26 (thirteen years ago) link

PHIL STAMP

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:27 (thirteen years ago) link

STEED Malbranqe

purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:27 (thirteen years ago) link

nelinho

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link

as i've never knowingly heard anyone else pronounce it, does anyone else say kerlon as ker-loin? i cannae help it.

/most boring message i have ever put on ilx.

purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:29 (thirteen years ago) link

henrikh mhkitaryan

― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:21 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

Full name Henrikh Hamlet Mkhitaryan
Date of birth January 21, 1989 (age 21)

r|t|c, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:31 (thirteen years ago) link

i know, right?

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Bart Goor

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:40 (thirteen years ago) link

and yeah he was invoked recently but Pegguy Arphexad 4alltime

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:43 (thirteen years ago) link

FAUST/ARP/HEX

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:43 (thirteen years ago) link

of course the most celebrated Peg Guy = Stefan Postma

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:45 (thirteen years ago) link

tru story

in the late nineties i was looking thru the daily telegraph's fantasy football player list, and there amid the gary breens and flitcrofts was ARPHEXAD

but for some reason i got the idea he was levantine or caucasian or something

turns out he's french caribbean, ehhh

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:46 (thirteen years ago) link

answer me truthfully: do u have a lexical fetish abt asia minor

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:48 (thirteen years ago) link

nuh

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:49 (thirteen years ago) link

cool names is cool names tho

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:49 (thirteen years ago) link

HAMIT ALTINTOP

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 28 July 2016 21:22 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Pervis Estupinan

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Friday, 12 August 2016 12:07 (seven years ago) link

Duje Ćaleta-Car

r|t|c, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 21:26 (seven years ago) link

Roli Pereira de Sa

r|t|c, Thursday, 1 September 2016 12:21 (seven years ago) link

(in a migos cadence)

r|t|c, Thursday, 1 September 2016 12:22 (seven years ago) link

Ricardo Kip

Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 September 2016 12:28 (seven years ago) link

bodo illgner

r|t|c, Tuesday, 6 September 2016 15:38 (seven years ago) link

two years pass...

Aristide Bancé

ShariVari, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 14:08 (five years ago) link

Joe Dodoo

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 16:41 (five years ago) link

Ross Jack

Michael Jones, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 17:16 (five years ago) link

four weeks pass...

yossi benayoun
billy king

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 25 April 2019 23:01 (four years ago) link

Marc-Antoine Fortuné

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Thursday, 25 April 2019 23:20 (four years ago) link

Bruno Labbadia

FernandoHierro, Friday, 26 April 2019 00:06 (four years ago) link

Jermaine McSporran

calzino, Sunday, 28 April 2019 13:41 (four years ago) link

Ravel Morrison

Freddie Starr (Hitler in shorts) (Tom D.), Sunday, 28 April 2019 13:50 (four years ago) link

... now playing in Sweden, with Östersunds FK, a team which seems to be full of English players.

Freddie Starr (Hitler in shorts) (Tom D.), Sunday, 28 April 2019 13:51 (four years ago) link

... ah, English manager.

Freddie Starr (Hitler in shorts) (Tom D.), Sunday, 28 April 2019 13:52 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

Ibrahim Ba.

ShariVari, Monday, 12 August 2019 17:04 (four years ago) link

seven months pass...

Øyvind Leonhardsen
Mark Viduka

gaudio, Thursday, 26 March 2020 04:28 (four years ago) link

Ronnie Rosenthal
Theo Snelders

Jonathan Hellion Mumble, Saturday, 28 March 2020 22:23 (four years ago) link

Fernando Redondo

extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Saturday, 28 March 2020 22:36 (four years ago) link

four months pass...

Sinama Pongolle

Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 21:22 (three years ago) link

Landry N'Guemo

オニモ (onimo), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 23:25 (three years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Mateja Kezman

From striker to shaman. pic.twitter.com/16ykQbuWeO

— Serbian Football (@SerbianFooty) September 2, 2020

Monte Scampino (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 11:34 (three years ago) link

four months pass...

Kevin Oghenetega Tamaraebi Bakumo-Abraham

Waterloo Subset (Tom D.), Sunday, 24 January 2021 13:44 (three years ago) link

Sammy Ameobi

your passion oozzes from the (ultros ultros-ghali), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 17:14 (three years ago) link

Lubomir Moravcik

new variant (onimo), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 17:36 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Richarlison

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 13:40 (three years ago) link

Micky Mellon is a great mid-table manager's name.

Punk's Daft (onimo), Sunday, 7 March 2021 12:07 (three years ago) link

Jaden Philogene-Bidace

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 7 March 2021 12:21 (three years ago) link

Can't see how that one floats so much as hacks its way through the creepers of memory with a machete

imago, Sunday, 7 March 2021 12:41 (three years ago) link

I don't even know how to pronounce it tbh

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 7 March 2021 12:59 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

RIP Chris Bart-Williams, absolutely one of this kind of player

imago, Tuesday, 25 July 2023 15:06 (eight months ago) link

<3

nxd, Tuesday, 25 July 2023 15:24 (eight months ago) link


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