_Avatar_, directed by James Cameron

this movie and the Lost finale are my two "never forgive, never forget" media experiences of recent memory. hype hype hype and then soul-crushingly bad writing.

but still, robot knife fight.

i never saw that! the villain was an old telephone, right?

― goole, Monday, December 6, 2010 6:08 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

it was a plane

you're fired

i distinctly remember a telephone hitting arnold in the face

the plane commanded it

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51N99F2W3DL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

are you sure it was a plane

avatar didn't totally work for me for various reasons but i gotta say i'm glad cameron is making these types of films, though when i say "making" and "films" i guess it should be noted that he's only made two in 16 years but still...

i think the word 'still' should have been in quotes too

i should have put "films" in in double quotes

tbh i think titanic still holds up

kinda the same structure as aliens

But with the disadvantage that you didn't want to know more about any of the people going on the boat

I know Paul Reiser. You, Billy Zane, are no Paul Reiser.

billy zane owns dude

owns A dude

are you saying he's a slave owner or

I'm not saying... I'm just

omg @ terror train

At a college pre-med student fraternity New Year's Eve party, a reluctant Alana Maxwell is coerced into participating in a prank: she lures the shy and awkward pledge Kenny Hampson into a darkened room on the promise of a sexual liaison. However some other students have placed a woman's corpse in the bed.

where does the train come in

maybe they run a train on the corpse

that joke was hugely appreciated by me

i think i actually guffawed

http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-tiphat.gif

i irl guffawed

joke of the day

run a ham on em

the right man in the right thread at the right time apparently

so has anyone here seen the new Aliens blu-ray? supposedly it looks great!

― latebloomer, Monday, December 6, 2010 10:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i have
it does

― shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, December 6, 2010 10:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and you're our aliens checkin cuz

― omar little, Monday, December 6, 2010 10:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

this made me grin like idiot

funny make me grin like idiot

grin like BEAR

it was a tough opp to pass up

too tough

Huh.

I hope it's a "flight simulator" type ride and not a "fornicate with your horse via your tail simulator" type ride

That ever elusive next level.

fornicate-with-your-horse-via-your-tail simulator, in case that was unclear, although I guess a tail simulator would be a by-product of any such ride anyway

bleh.

So, when does this movie come out?

Supposed to be a big deal, right?

3-D or something?

amon: that Airbender ride has since been rebranded to Snoopy: Surf Dog.

I am fairly certain "I wanna bone blue chicks" is going to be a central theme to this movie.

― Huckabee Jesus lifeline (HI DERE), Tuesday, December 8, 2009 3:12 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I would like to point out that I was OTM on this thread

Nah, there was just one blue chick, and it was LOVE.

I hope it's a "flight simulator" type ride and not a "fornicate with your horse via your tail simulator" type ride

Whatever it is, get ready to smell it:

“I definitely want to do a flight attraction of some kind,” the director said, citing the “Soarin’ Over California” flying ride at Disney’s California Adventure Park in Anaheim as a personal favorite. “Flying is a big part of the movie. One of the things people liked the most at test screenings was going up into the floating mountains in the flying sequences. We may have banshees, Leonopteryxes, maybe some other flying creatures that don’t make their appearance until the second and third films.”

Disney’s Imagineers will also be tasked with bringing Na’vi culture and the natural world of Pandora to life, along with creating “a general sense of the future,” Cameron said.

“It all needs to be one fabric,” he said. “As long as it’s thematically consistent, as long as it looks and feels and smells the way you imagine it, then we’ve succeeded.”

desperately restating plz plz plz DO NOT INCLUDE SPACE HORSE FUCKING IN THIS SMELLONANZA

"Bonin' Over Pandora"

if this asinine bullshit comes anywhere near anaheim i swear to god

We may have banshees, Leonopteryxes

no one knows what the fuck these things are because no one gives a fuck about avatar beyond "blue cat people boning"

man i can't wait to see if they make an animatronic version of...oh that's right the characters are all boring cliches whose names no one remembers