_Avatar_, directed by James Cameron

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the wikipedia description for sleepwalkers makes it sound pretty amazing~

omar little, Monday, 6 December 2010 18:59 (thirteen years ago) link

it's got were-cat incest

latebloomer, Monday, 6 December 2010 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link

u'd know

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, 6 December 2010 19:14 (thirteen years ago) link

A pinch of mystical rainforest giggling children shit never hurts the box office. I'm waiting for more random lolcat content to get dropped into Hollywood movies.

Aimless, Monday, 6 December 2010 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Aliens is a structural mess, a pacing nightmare, yet somehow successful despite it. Also, his most quotable dialogue. But Cameron still mostly sticks to a gee whiz level of comic book dialogue, which is clunky if effective and admittedly miles better than Lucas's version of the same.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 December 2010 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link

how is aliens a pacing nightmare??

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:16 (thirteen years ago) link

well, once they're in that tunnel and the aliens are chasing them, that's pretty nightmarish

Yeezy reupholstered my pussy (DJP), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:17 (thirteen years ago) link

i guess the aliens keep up a pretty steady pace, that would be a nightmare

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link

still don't get what's so visually stunning about this.

The animation was much, much better than anything I have ever seen in a movie. Ever.

Yup. Every time before this, whenever I've seen movies that try to create something unreal with CGI, like an alien planet or fantasy creatures or something, a part of me has always noticed the artificial, constructed nature of it, and it has taken some suspension of disbelief to forget I'm looking at CGI, because it's always been obvious it is CGI. Avatar was the first movie I've seen where this sort of cognitive processing wasn't needed, where everything felt immediately real and not "just CGI", as if they'd actually shot the movie on another planet. I'm not sure if this works as well on the small screen, but in the cinema it was helluva experience, no matter what flaws the script may have had.

Tuomas, Monday, 6 December 2010 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link

aliens is just so good, it's basically the most ideal sequel i can think of in terms of being a standalone film while also playing off familiarity with first film in some awesome ways.

omar little, Monday, 6 December 2010 21:25 (thirteen years ago) link

In Avatar the point when I figured out the bad guys were evil was when a slow-motion shot of helpless Na'vi running away & being blown up cut to a shot of cigar-chomping soldier shooting at them and yelling "Die! Die!!"

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:25 (thirteen years ago) link

rong that is terminator 2, but aliens is obviously great xp

caek, Monday, 6 December 2010 21:25 (thirteen years ago) link

"Terminator 2" feels like the exact opposite of a standalone film

Yeezy reupholstered my pussy (DJP), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link

good point. i actually just like talking about t2. (not joke.)

caek, Monday, 6 December 2010 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link

t2 is a dope film but made lesser by the terminator trying to get in touch with his feelings and generally any scene where edward furlong is trying to teach him about the ways of sullen teens.

omar little, Monday, 6 December 2010 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link

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The special edition of Aliens (which for some reason has been the version is def. quite draggy and slow when compared to the theatrical cut.

The theatrical version is so much better, almost perfectly structured to be a roller coaster ride.

latebloomer, Monday, 6 December 2010 21:29 (thirteen years ago) link

well, they're not his long suit, but those scenes are better than the emo scenes in avatar xp

caek, Monday, 6 December 2010 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link

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argh that was supposed to read:

(which for some reason has been the version they show on tv for years now)

latebloomer, Monday, 6 December 2010 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Aliens is a masterpiece. But even in the theatrical version, keep an eye on the clock: there's a ton of exposition and set-up before we even meet the Marines. 45 minutes? And then after the first attack there's another huge hunk of time - another 20 minutes, maybe more? - before the next fight. Of course, it's a testament to Cameron's talents that even the "boring" stuff is not boring, but it's amazing how slow this "non-stop action" flick is compared to contemporary non-stop action flicks. Plus, the end of Aliens is indeed so much non-stop action that you quickly forget about all the inaction.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 December 2010 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Then again, maybe it's been a while since I saw the theatrical version.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 December 2010 21:34 (thirteen years ago) link

x-posts. couldn't get past the shocking script/acting/story, so the fact it might have looked quite nice was lost on me. the moment i realised it was pocahontas it dragged and i lost interest.

The referee was perfect (Chris), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:35 (thirteen years ago) link

it's a slow build-up to a couple of big climaxes, i don't think that's nightmarish so much as... actual GOOD pacing

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:37 (thirteen years ago) link

what was wrong with the acting? aside from Worthington (debatable) everyone was pretty good

Princess TamTam, Monday, 6 December 2010 21:39 (thirteen years ago) link

t2 is a dope film but made lesser by the terminator trying to get in touch with his feelings and generally any scene where edward furlong is trying to teach him about the ways of sullen teens.

OTOH: milk carton

Yeezy reupholstered my pussy (DJP), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:39 (thirteen years ago) link

worthington is boooooooring compared to anyone else who has ever starred in a JC movie

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:40 (thirteen years ago) link

well part of that is because his character is a sullen cipher and the other part is because Worthington is actually a wooden marionette

Yeezy reupholstered my pussy (DJP), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:41 (thirteen years ago) link

i generally like worthington but i won't necessarily go to bat for him in this... it's hard to tell if the character's underwritten or if he was wrong for the part or idk what

Princess TamTam, Monday, 6 December 2010 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link

I said it upthread but the vlog where he is all weary and sad because they are going to bulldoze his pretty pretty princess is kind of great

Yeezy reupholstered my pussy (DJP), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:43 (thirteen years ago) link

x-post I guess it's just splitting hairs, but in "Aliens," it's not a slow *suspenseful* build-up. Both battles happen pretty suddenly. There's just an awful lot of talk, is all, by action movie standards. Nothing wrong with that. I like talk. But I bet that movie (as is) could not have been released today. For long stretches it's practically an art film, pacing-wise.

I mean, compare it to, say, Ebert's (positive) contemporaneous take:

The movie is so intense that it creates a problem for me as a reviewer: Do I praise its craftsmanship, or do I tell you it left me feeling wrung out and unhappy? It has been a week since I saw it, so the emotions have faded a little, leaving with me an appreciation of the movie's technical qualities. But when I walked out of the theater, there were knots in my stomach from the film's roller-coaster ride of violence. This is not the kind of movie where it means anything to say you "enjoyed" it.

That reads like a review of "Irreversible."

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 December 2010 21:45 (thirteen years ago) link

does taking time to establish characters, relationships and setting really make something an art film

Princess TamTam, Monday, 6 December 2010 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link

ebert's weird sometimes. i dunno, i think a palpable sense of dread is built up throughout the film and the genius of the film really is in the structure. i think some films would have a quick minor battle up front and then everyone would load up and get ready for the big one, but this one has this terrifying epic massacre of 3/4ths of the marines and then everyone else is trapped and just waiting for the other shoe to drop and not knowing how, when, or where it's going to happen.

omar little, Monday, 6 December 2010 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link

like that art film jaws

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:49 (thirteen years ago) link

ebert's weird sometimes. i dunno, i think a palpable sense of dread is built up throughout the film and the genius of the film really is in the structure. i think some films would have a quick minor battle up front and then everyone would load up and get ready for the big one, but this one has this terrifying epic massacre of 3/4ths of the marines and then everyone else is trapped and just waiting for the other shoe to drop and not knowing how, when, or where it's going to happen.

― omar little, Monday, December 6, 2010 4:48 PM (33 seconds ago) Bookmark

i think "alien 1" is the "battle up front" - the advantage of the sequel

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:49 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah but even accounting for that i think most filmmakers would maybe just build the film in a more predictable manner, i think one of the strengths of aliens is that what happens to the marines at the beginning is kind of unpredictable maybe.

omar little, Monday, 6 December 2010 21:51 (thirteen years ago) link

x-post For sure. Like I said, it's a masterpiece. But I think its deviation from form, including its (at times) leisurely pace, is what makes it so memorable/intense. It's like a classic stuck in a foxhole on the front war film. "Slow" is not a pejorative in this case. Maybe "deliberate pacing" is a better description? It's certainly in no hurry.

There's really no comparing Jaws and Aliens, other than to say both are great. But I'd argue Jaws is a perfectly, almost classically-so, structured film.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 December 2010 21:55 (thirteen years ago) link

but you said it was a NIGHTMARE isnt that pejorative

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:58 (thirteen years ago) link

I love nightmares

oh wait no I don't, nightmares are terrible

Yeezy reupholstered my pussy (DJP), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Dude, that was hyperbole. Just on paper, and in practice, there's an awful lot of inaction for an action movie is all. Like, conspicuously so.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 December 2010 22:00 (thirteen years ago) link

But I wasn't all OMG ALIENS WAS SO SLOW IT GAVE ME NIGHTMARES!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 December 2010 22:01 (thirteen years ago) link

The pacing in Aliens is masterful. And Ripley's hallucination near the beginning is actually 10x scarier than the chest-burst in the first one.

Davek (davek_00), Monday, 6 December 2010 22:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Aliens is a structural mess, a pacing nightmare, yet somehow successful despite it.

hard to see how anyone could take this as a face-value negative criticism of the movie

Yeezy reupholstered my pussy (DJP), Monday, 6 December 2010 22:04 (thirteen years ago) link

i take issue with the idea that it is a mess, instead of just unconventionally structured

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, 6 December 2010 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Yes, mess is too strong. Subtract points from my tally.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 December 2010 22:13 (thirteen years ago) link

YES! BOOYA!!!!

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, 6 December 2010 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdCrZfTkG1c

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, 6 December 2010 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/aliens/aliens_shot5l.jpg

(l-r: josh in chicago, me)

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, 6 December 2010 22:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Ha, doesn't that make me Ripley?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 December 2010 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link

(Gloating made you sloppy!)

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 December 2010 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link


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